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[Trielelvan]

Ok, seriously... I had thought I'd gotten every kind of spam email there was to be had, until I got this one this morning.
I had to do a double-take, then proceeded to laugh myself hysterical.

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[Martrae]

That's beautiful!

[Kramer]

that. makes. me. very. tired.

maybe it's an ancient spell for free.