The Ralf Macchio Bible

[Lyion]

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/031231 ... e&n=283155

Perfect for all your Diekan Gift needs.

[Jimmy Durante]

Congratulations, man! By picking up The Complete A**hole’s Guide to Handling Chicks, you are just pages away from finally understanding:

- How a five-dollar date can get you laid
- How to stop being friends with girls and start getting them in the sack
- Where you’ll have the best odds of finding a one-night stand, and how to get rid of the chick the next morning
- How to trick a woman into thinking you’re classy, even if you have holes in your underwear
- Why fat chicks always try to keep you from banging their hot friends, and how to finally stop these evil creatures
- How to stop your wife from nagging you into an early grave
- Why it’s possible to watch six hours of football, put the moves on your neighbor’s hot daughter, and leave the toilet seat up in the same day
- And much more

[Captain Insano]

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0312310846/ref=cm_lm_fullview_prod_4/104-9560191-0550311?%5Fencoding=UTF8&v=glance&n=283155

Perfect for all your Diekan Gift needs.

You're the man! I just bought this book.

I'll let you guys know how good it is and provide further pointers.

[Kramer]

nice..... i can just see ralph and diekan together like they're starring in Night at the Roxbury