by Gypsiyee » Sun Mar 12, 2006 3:26 pm
I got my first ticket this year also, and I totally am contesting it. I don't care what I have to pay, the cop is completely in the wrong so I'll be happy to pay to scream at the top of my lungs that in no way, shape, or form, am I guilty. To save myself from typing, I'll post my blog from ~a month ago (brinstar ignore cuz I know you've read!)
So, yesterday.. on my way home, to end a lovely day of work, I got my very first traffic ticket - AWESOME.
So I was driving behind this cop car, and he's going 10 mph under the speed limit, and I'm simply looking for a good opportunity to pass him because hello, you're going 10 mph under the speed limit, speed it the fuck up grandma, I got shit to do - after I find no opportunity to pass him what with no passing zones and traffic on the other side, he finally pulls over to the side, and all I can think is "thank god" - another mile down the road, the son of a bitch pulls me over and says I was following too close and I wouldn't get off his ass - "you were 2 car lengths behind me" he says.. hang on, let me get my tape measure, asshole.
To make matters worse, he's one of those rotund red-headed fellows who thinks he's god's gift to the world - HI, I flunked out of college and was too lazy to do anything else, so I became a cop, and now I make 30k a year and am your master type of guy. He says "You were tailgating me for the past mile, I don't know if you realize exactly WHO you were following, but most people know not to tailgate a cop." Hi moron, you're a traffic cop - that's ONE step above crossing guard - congratulations, would you like a cookie?
At any rate, I definitely wasn't tailgating him, and a $185 ticket can kiss my ass - bet your ass I'll be in court appealing it, some jackass isn't going to taint my perfect driving record. So, to all you short shit chubbers who have nothing better to do but look down on people because of your own self-insufficiencies, a hearty fuck you, and I hope you choke on your oreos.
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