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Quotes of the Day

Postby The Kizzy » Wed May 10, 2006 9:55 pm

Sometimes I hear some funny shit, thought I would post them for you all to laugh.


My brother to me "Janet, come taste these cookies, and make sure I didn't poison myself."

My son to my brother "Hahahaha You are stupid"

My boyfriend to me as I am waving at Orlando Bloom in Kingdom of Heaven "What a fucking rude ass, he didn't even wave back"

My brother talking about THe Leper King "Dude, he must be a ventriloquist, his lips never move"

The boyfriend responds "And a heartless bastard too, he wears the same emotionless expression"


Maybe its all the beers that made these funny, but I can't stop giggling
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Postby Tikker » Wed May 10, 2006 9:59 pm

I think maybe you should open a can of STFU and just maybe, you know
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Postby The Kizzy » Wed May 10, 2006 10:02 pm

I can't read your posts when that cleavage is staring me in the face
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Postby Martrae » Wed May 10, 2006 10:09 pm

Ceiling Cat makes me paranoid.
Inside each person lives two wolves. One is loyal, kind, respectful, humble and open to the mystery of life. The other is greedy, jealous, hateful, afraid and blind to the wonders of life. They are in battle for your spirit. The one who wins is the one you feed.
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Postby Darcler » Wed May 10, 2006 10:11 pm

Me too. I tried to masturbate but got distracted by continually looking at the ceiling for a peeping cat.
I finally gave up.
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Postby Martrae » Wed May 10, 2006 10:12 pm

Me too!
Inside each person lives two wolves. One is loyal, kind, respectful, humble and open to the mystery of life. The other is greedy, jealous, hateful, afraid and blind to the wonders of life. They are in battle for your spirit. The one who wins is the one you feed.
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Postby The Kizzy » Wed May 10, 2006 10:13 pm

Shit, I just pull a blanket over myself. Everyone knws ceiling cat and the spirits of my dead ancestors can't see through tthe comforter. So masterbation is ok.
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Postby Darcler » Wed May 10, 2006 10:14 pm

It's too hot in my bedroom for a blanket.
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Postby Martrae » Wed May 10, 2006 10:14 pm

They still know what you are doing!
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Postby The Kizzy » Wed May 10, 2006 10:15 pm

They make THINK they know, but they have no proof
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Postby Darcler » Wed May 10, 2006 10:16 pm

Yes, cats and dead people are very smart.
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Postby The Kizzy » Wed May 10, 2006 10:17 pm

Cats are smarter than dogs. I won't go into details about what happened exsctly, but we have learned to make sure the dogs are out of the room before anyhting commences.
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Postby Gargamellow » Thu May 11, 2006 12:03 am

lol ceiling cat
/worship ceiling cat
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Postby Jay » Thu May 11, 2006 3:33 am

Oh look, a shitty thread got hijacked and ruined by it's creator.
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Postby Zanchief » Thu May 11, 2006 6:18 am

Jay wrote:Oh look, a shitty thread got hijacked and ruined by it's creator.


I wasn't holding my breath for this one turning into a gem.
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Re: Quotes of the Day

Postby Phlegm » Thu May 11, 2006 8:28 am

The Kizzy wrote:Sometimes I hear some funny shit, thought I would post them for you all to laugh.


My brother to me "Janet, come taste these cookies, and make sure I didn't poison myself."

My son to my brother "Hahahaha You are stupid"

My boyfriend to me as I am waving at Orlando Bloom in Kingdom of Heaven "What a fucking rude ass, he didn't even wave back"

My brother talking about THe Leper King "Dude, he must be a ventriloquist, his lips never move"

The boyfriend responds "And a heartless bastard too, he wears the same emotionless expression"


Maybe its all the beers that made these funny, but I can't stop giggling


Your whole family are a bunch of retards and it's infecting your boyfriend. Or is it the other way around?
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Re: Quotes of the Day

Postby Jimmy Durante » Thu May 11, 2006 8:46 am

Phlegm wrote:Your whole family are a bunch of retards and it's infecting your boyfriend. Or is it the other way around?

:lol:
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Postby Vincenti » Thu May 11, 2006 10:36 am

Cieeling cat bothered me until I spoged in his eye, now I just laugh
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Postby The Kizzy » Thu May 11, 2006 10:57 am

I will be the first to admit things are funnier when I have been drinking
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