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Postby Phlegm » Tue Jun 13, 2006 11:54 am

Guess who is free now? Go and make your move. From Associated Press:

NEW YORK - Paris Hilton has four dogs, two cats and some monkeys — but no man in her life right now. She says it’s the first time in her life she’s been single.

Hilton tells “Live With Regis and Kellyâ€
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Postby Dylan » Tue Jun 13, 2006 11:56 am

What the fuck ever, she was always a self centered bitch if you asked me, guy or no guy.
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Postby Captain Insano » Tue Jun 13, 2006 12:20 pm

Paris was nice when I met her, but the fact remains she is a whore. She's always getting rocked by some random dude. She's just a very attractive whore. Nothing will change that. She should just face the music and admit she can't help herself.
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Postby Ginzburgh » Tue Jun 13, 2006 12:29 pm

We should get her posting on NT.
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Postby Gargamellow » Tue Jun 13, 2006 1:02 pm

THAT WOULD OWN
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Postby Harrison » Tue Jun 13, 2006 2:00 pm

How do you like this spoiler, motherfucker? -Lyion
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Postby Narrock » Tue Jun 13, 2006 2:09 pm

Harrison wrote:http://www.autoblog.com/2006/06/12/paris-hit-and-run-hilton

Woman-Driving 101


I saw that on the news too. lol At least she was cool about it and did the right thing.
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Re: Hey Ralf

Postby brinstar » Tue Jun 13, 2006 4:29 pm

She says when she’s with a guy she focuses all her energy on him.


what energy lol

i've seen the video, she fucks like a cold fish
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Postby Dylan » Tue Jun 13, 2006 5:17 pm

Sucks cock like a champ though.
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Postby Jay » Tue Jun 13, 2006 5:34 pm

Dylan wrote:Sucks cock like a champ though.
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Postby Durothil Skyreaver » Tue Jun 13, 2006 6:36 pm

Hasselhoff wrote:She's just a very attractive whore.


Since when?
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Postby Captain Insano » Tue Jun 13, 2006 7:08 pm

I used to think she looked skanky, but in person that bitch was HAWT!
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Postby Juls » Tue Jun 13, 2006 7:52 pm

oooo u guys heard her single yet? sounds fake ...
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Postby Captain Insano » Tue Jun 13, 2006 8:10 pm

lol... when the likes of Lindsay Lohan or Paris make music, don't thank them.... Thank the sound engineers and the ProTools Rig.
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Postby Juls » Tue Jun 13, 2006 8:25 pm

lol agree.. have u heard her sing happy birthday with no music??? omg!
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Postby Gaazy » Tue Jun 13, 2006 8:26 pm

Eh I didnt think it even looked like what I would calls a spectactular blowjob
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Postby Captain Insano » Tue Jun 13, 2006 9:23 pm

No kidding.. she wasn't even gagging or going for the deeptrote.
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Postby Juls » Tue Jun 13, 2006 9:40 pm

hey i wonder if anyone still got that "sex video" her man did.. i never had the chance to see it
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Postby Gaazy » Tue Jun 13, 2006 9:40 pm

agree, and she didnt have tears welling in er eyes
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Postby Markarado » Tue Jun 13, 2006 10:00 pm

If a 'normal' person backed up into a car like she did with all the papparazi around I wouldn't blame them. In her case I'm sure she's very used to having em around... She's THE stereotype of a dumb blonde
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Postby Gaazy » Tue Jun 13, 2006 10:03 pm

I think the video is still easy to find if you look around. I havent seen it in a while, its a pretty shitty movie
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Postby Narrock » Tue Jun 13, 2006 10:27 pm

Wait around long enough and somebody will probably post a link :(
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Postby Markarado » Tue Jun 13, 2006 10:55 pm

Someone please do. My girlfriend has been wanting to see this as well...
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Postby Jay » Tue Jun 13, 2006 10:56 pm

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Postby Markarado » Tue Jun 13, 2006 10:57 pm

I'm lazy
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