Insanity

[Harrison]

So, last night I went out for drinks for the first time in a long while.

My friend Mike who lives with me goes batshit insane. Accuses me of breaking him and his girlfriend up this past week (a mutual friend, for 8+ years now. Technically I've known HER longer than him as a friend.), hooking up with her while he's at work, being an asshole to him, etc.

I literally laughed in his face for many reasons.

I wake up at 5am, leave the house by 6am, don't get home until 6pm, and am asleep by 10pm.

I haven't seen him all week, not once. His work schedule is generally from 1pm until whenever at night.

I locked the door to MY BEDROOM, one night to keep people out at night so I can get sleep without interruption by retards getting high after work. (Mike, Aryylas, and any other retards they might happen to bring along)

Apparently the moment they started hooking up I am not allowed to hang out with her without his knowledge. ( If he said this sober I would have broke his nose.)

She called once or twice and asked to speak to me, when he answered while they were fighting. Apparently that means we're hooking up...

So while this is all being spit out, very angrily and full of drunken slurring, I'm laughing at him and his insane paranoia. He also went around his job, full of burnout retards, and started to spread this shit around like it was all truth without having even SPOKEN TO ME FOR AN ENTIRE FUCKING WEEK. They all "want to fuck me up" now.

Bring it, I've seen those little bitches.

Apparently I'm supposed to stop hanging out with her now that they've hooked up and failed miserably at a relationship... (I should say: "he failed miserably" but that's another rant entirely about how people treat their girlfriends) He's getting the fucking boot and he can go live with his fucking Mom again if he thinks that.

I'll deal with him when he gets home later today. I just needed to rant.

P.S. my friends need to keep their dick in their pants between friends, they obviously can't handle them woman creatures like men

[Diekan]

Your chances of nailing her have just gone up 1000%.

[Harrison]

Oh, definitely!

To actively believe I am hooking up with her behind his back the moment they broke up and even DURING their relationship's end, is fucking ridiculous. I am quite pissed and slightly hurt that he doesn't trust me more than that after 10+ years. (more than 5+ of those living together)

A few months or weeks from now though, she's open game again.

[Diekan]

She must have said something "favorable" about you to him for him to act like that. That's usually what causes it. The very fact he is "forbidding" her from seeing you without his knowledge is going to make her want to see you even more - human nature. And, the fact he's acting like this - again proves she must think something of you to make him nervous - is just further proof she's yours if you play your cards right.

[Harrison]

No, he's just insanely paranoid. He's like this with everyone else with every girl he's ever dated or hooked up with.

This is the first time he's turned it to me. She's been my friend for damned near ten years. I am not changing my friendship because he has issues.

[Gargamellow]

Bring it, I've seen those little bitches.

That kind of turned me on.

Secondly, he needs to stop doing coke if it is going to flip him out like that. (Speed makes you extremely paranoid, and leaves you that way.)

[Harrison]

He doesn't do coke heh

[Adivina]

Are you done throwing in shit talking about my boyfriend? This thread had nothing to do with him and you still had to mention him and reference him as a burn out. Yeesh.. good friendship skill you have.

[Gargamellow]

whoa..so you are the ten-year friend and your boyfriend is the control freak?

[Gargamellow]

that WAS just a question btw..not an accusation

[Jei]

re-read

i think she was talking about this part

I can get sleep without interruption by retards getting high after work. (Mike, Aryylas, and any other retards they might happen to bring along)

[Adivina]

Yes that part and this part:

He also went around his job, full of burnout retards

[Martrae]

That's assuming we knew that Aryylas worked with this guy....which we didn't.

Also, a place can be 'full of burnout retards' and still have people who don't fall into that category.

I am sensing, however, that Harrison is upset with his dad's lack of motivation (due to getting high all the time) and is carrying that frustration over to anyone that shares that habit with his dad.

[Tossica]

I get high and am motivated! Win!

[Martrae]

All day every day?

[Gargamellow]

Ahh..well...I want to see Adi's boobs!

[Tossica]

All day every day?

Not these days but for years at a time, yes.

[Evermore]

Ahh..well...I want to see Adi's boobs!

who doesnt?

Can we see yours too while we are at it?

( had to ask)

[Adivina]

Mart - I know for a fact he is tacking that onto my boyfriend because he is one of the only like 3 people that work there that he knows, and he already bitched in the line before about him smoking at his place after work.

I just find it funny how when he has issues with one friend, he has to drag his other friends into it too. Its not a good tactic for getting people to see things your way.

[Snero]

it's not a good tactic to keep friends either

[Adivina]

That was what I was implying I don't care what he says, I know what really goes on, it just irritates me that he talks about his friends like that, makes me think he probably shit talks me like that too.

[Jazendar]

Oh shutup you drama queens. Kick his ass to the curb if he can't trust you, he's not a true friend. Adivina, he was probably talking in generalizations, theres something wrong with every person, you, him, your boyfriend, your boyfriends boyfriend (yea, that's right) and so on. Sure, one or two things are said behind the back of that person but it's fucking normal. Theres no reason to try and deny it, just accept and move on.

[Tossica]

Haha. Harrison is a shit talking backstabber. *shock* *awe*

[Adivina]

I love how Jaz seems to think he is the end all of information here. Shut up you fucking ass pirate.

[Minrott]

Man I went through this kind of shit all the time.
































































































When I was in highschool.