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by **Darcler** » Thu Dec 14, 2006 11:08 am

Ok guys.
You've been away for a while on business, away from your wife, girlfriend...uh boyfriend for some of you....
Would you like it if your wife/girlfriend greeted you the night you came home in lingerie or would you find it a waste of time, you just want to get down and dirty.

Sandiani Gargamellow 88 Wizard · by **Gargamellow** » Thu Dec 14, 2006 11:11 am

I think greeting him in sexual clothing is a fabulous idea.

by **Jay** » Thu Dec 14, 2006 11:11 am

Lingerie makes the girl feel sexy. Doesn't do shit for me. Take it off and start sucking.

by **kaharthemad** » Thu Dec 14, 2006 11:11 am

saying i like the whole teddy thing but remember to atleast realize they are gonna be torn apart in abut 25 seconds

by **Darcler** » Thu Dec 14, 2006 11:17 am

kaharthemad wrote:saying i like the whole teddy thing but remember to atleast realize they are gonna be torn apart in abut 25 seconds

See that's what I was thinking. Should I save the money and just jump him in the airport bathroom (as originally planned) or should I shell out the $$ and wait until we get back to the room?
If anything I'll wear this nice bra/corset thingy with matching undies that I bought the other week. They make my boobs look fabulous and slims down that lovely post baby shit I cant shake off. But when you take it off, WATCH OUT. Its like a fucking Navy Liferaft

by **Narrock** » Thu Dec 14, 2006 11:20 am

Sandiani Gargamellow 88 Wizard · by **Gargamellow** » Thu Dec 14, 2006 11:22 am

make him wait..you don't want to waste the moment..you been waiting for it, after all

being sexy when you pick him up shows him that you missed him

(being sexy hen you drop him off makes him think yer gonna fuck someone else)

by **Darcler** » Thu Dec 14, 2006 11:30 am

Oh, I have a really cute outfit I am meeting him in (our planes get to CT within an hour of each other, awww) but I honestly dont know if I can wait the time it takes for us to meet in the airport to the time we get to his dads house. CT isnt a big state, so we are talking less than an hours drive.

Anyway, I think I will just skip the extra lingerie and just get naked.

Sandiani Gargamellow 88 Wizard · by **Gargamellow** » Thu Dec 14, 2006 11:34 am

how about a black ribbon?

seeeeeeeeeeeeexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxy

AND..it's christmas!

by **Darcler** » Thu Dec 14, 2006 11:37 am

So, red ribbon then.

I still think that that Thursday night is just going to be constant sex when we have free time. Shower? Yup. Need to change clothes because we are about to go out to dinner? Yup. Need to go to the store for last minute Christmas gifts? Yup, there too.

It's going to be just like when we first met, except I'll be on BC this time hehe.

by **Darcler** » Thu Dec 14, 2006 11:39 am

This thread turned TMI real quick =/

Sandiani Gargamellow 88 Wizard · by **Gargamellow** » Thu Dec 14, 2006 11:40 am

I think this thread rocks and your man will appreciate the ribbon.

by **Jay** » Thu Dec 14, 2006 11:45 am

He won't care. He just needs a hole and you've got at least 7 of em.

by **Darcler** » Thu Dec 14, 2006 11:49 am

I'm failing to figure out the 7th.

No wait I just did. I have a belly button phobia, so that wouldnt happen ever. Fucking my eye sockets would happen before anything got near my belly button. I cried when (TMI INC, I'm sure Gid would be so proud of this retardedass thread) I got a load shot on my stomach and some landed in the ole' belly button. It's fucking sad.

by **Tikker** » Thu Dec 14, 2006 11:49 am

Lingerie for the win

best thing would be to somehow let him have a look at said lingerie, then make him wait a bit before tearing it off

ps, expect it to get ripped and whatnot

by **Jay** » Thu Dec 14, 2006 11:51 am

ears, nostrils =4
cooch, ass, mouth

by **Darcler** » Thu Dec 14, 2006 11:53 am

Oh I totally expect anything I am wearing at that particular time to be ripped or stretched way the hell out of shape. Which is why I wanted an opinion. Should I throw down the money for it or just save the cash and fuck anyway.

This thread was really made for Kahar, Lyion and Tikk as they are the closest to Gid in age, relationship status and maturity (or lack thereof :wink:

)
The other comments in here are just gravy I guess.

by **Dylan** » Thu Dec 14, 2006 1:09 pm

Shove a dildo up his ass.

by **Darcler** » Thu Dec 14, 2006 1:12 pm

That doesnt really help me with my lingerie problem though, Dyl.

Jay, for some reason I was counting nose as 1.
I was like" well there are the three Usual Suspects. What else...oh ears have holes, thats 5...oh my nose is a hole, 6.....wtf is that 7th. Belly Button isnt much of a hole as it is a divet. But there is a quote about dropping a load in the belly button so that must be it"

by **Dylan** » Thu Dec 14, 2006 1:13 pm

Oh.

Then I'm plum out of ideas.

by **Darcler** » Thu Dec 14, 2006 1:14 pm

Oh man

by **Phlegm** » Thu Dec 14, 2006 1:15 pm

With him not having sex in a while, I don't think your choice of lingerie will matter much.

by **Phlegm** » Thu Dec 14, 2006 1:16 pm

Phlegm wrote:With him not having sex in a while, I don't think your choice of lingerie will matter much.

That was assuming he is not poking one or more of his barrack mates.

by **Darcler** » Thu Dec 14, 2006 1:22 pm

Phlegm wrote:
Phlegm wrote:With him not having sex in a while, I don't think your choice of lingerie will matter much.

That was assuming he is not poking one or more of his barrack mates.

I dont think he is desperate enough. It's only been a month.

Dont read that as he ever would, I'm just saying :lol:

by **kaharthemad** » Thu Dec 14, 2006 1:53 pm

ya know it has been a month....you ever seen one of those water rockets? you pump water into them then they take off? that could very well be you...

just saying...becareful

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