Oh hell

[Diekan]

Ok, NT toss me some ideas here...

I went out with this chick like over a month ago. It was two dates. I realized she wasn't what I was looking for, but she was seriously looking for something long term. During the second date she comes up to my place and starts with the ole teasing and flirting and hinting to going back to the bedroom. No as big a dick as I am here, I'm not about to take advantage of someones intentions and hopes just to bust a nut. WIth that said, I told her it wasn't time for that just yet. I call her the next day and tell her that I'm going to keep my options open and that we both need to look for someone more in tune to our individual and very different needs. She didn't take that well. Now, had I hit it? Yeah, then I'd see how she would have every right to be pissed.., but I didn't soooo anyway.

Well, I get home from the gym today and there's a friggen Christmas card sticking to my front door with a note inside.... fate this and that.... giving it a chance this and that... bla bla bla. K. Wtf.

I'm now hooked up with someone that lives next door and someone else who lives in Charleston (not araby)... And, a third that I'm taking to the concert this weekend in Hilton Head. I'm not into this chick. How the fuck do you tell someone you've already told once - that you're not interested?

Now yes I do hate pretentious hobags.... but the women I meet and date I treat like gold and with respect. I don't like hurting women's feelings - unless they prove to be shallow bitches then I take great joy in tearing down their oversized egos... but I feel bad when I think of having to tell her no in a harsh way. I know what I need to do... tell her no and that's final, but fuck... I know it's going to sting on her end - and we've all been there so we all know how much that sucks.

[The Kizzy]

Just tell her that you aren't interested, and you have already moved on. Tell her you don't want to hurt her feelings, but you just don't feel the same about her as she obviously feels about you. Tell her its time for her to Move on.

[Ginzburgh]

I think you're a fag for even posting this kind of shit.

[Gypsiyee]

Well it's a safe assumption to think that any thread posted by Diekan in alehouse or EE is going to be about a woman, but I agree with Kiz - it isn't rocket science. Sometimes people get hurt, especially when there aren't returned feelings. You're going to hurt her way worse in the end if you just lead her on.

[Iccarra]

Just tell her the truth...much better than letting her think there might be something there when there isn't. Sure, she may have her feelings hurt but it'd be much worse the longer you wait to tell her.

[Diekan]

I think you're a fag for even posting this kind of shit.

You wanna come blow me then?

[Jay]

Tell her that you've been avoiding her because you are broke and you're embarassed and to not tell anyone because you trust her and only her. Tell her you are attracted to her and care deeply about her but you couldn't bear her looking down on you because you're broke. From this point on, she'll pay for all the dates and by the end of the night (before going back to her place and spray love juice all up her nostril) she'll take you to the ATM and hook it up with a benji.

Afterwards avoid her again, like a week or 2ish. Hang out with her again and tell her you're in danger of being evicted because you can't make rent and that you've been busy busting your ass to make that money and that you've been thinking about her and missing her. Continue talking about the embarassment stuff and the "this is between you and me" stuff. She'll ask "How much is your rent?" (That's how you know you got her). My rent is x. That's when she'll say "sorry. I don't have x, but I have y" (y is usually 1/2-3/4 of your rent).

[Burgy99]

Tell her that you've been avoiding her because you are broke and you're embarassed and to not tell anyone because you trust her and only her. Tell her you are attracted to her and care deeply about her but you couldn't bear her looking down on you because you're broke. From this point on, she'll pay for all the dates and by the end of the night (before going back to her place and spray love juice all up her nostril) she'll take you to the ATM and hook it up with a benji.

Afterwards avoid her again, like a week or 2ish. Hang out with her again and tell her you're in danger of being evicted because you can't make rent and that you've been busy busting your ass to make that money and that you've been thinking about her and missing her. Continue talking about the embarassment stuff and the "this is between you and me" stuff. She'll ask "How much is your rent?" (That's how you know you got her). My rent is x. That's when she'll say "sorry. I don't have x, but I have y" (y is usually 1/2-3/4 of your rent).

Impressive.

[Yamori]

Tell her you're just flitting around from one short shallow sexual relationship to the next and you don't want to hurt her seeing as she wants a long term thing?

[Gargamellow]

she's a psycho babe...ignore her as if she was me

[Jay]

I bet you could get her to pay for your BMW easy.

[Iccarra]

Tell her that you've been avoiding her because you are broke and you're embarassed and to not tell anyone because you trust her and only her. Tell her you are attracted to her and care deeply about her but you couldn't bear her looking down on you because you're broke. From this point on, she'll pay for all the dates and by the end of the night (before going back to her place and spray love juice all up her nostril) she'll take you to the ATM and hook it up with a benji.

Afterwards avoid her again, like a week or 2ish. Hang out with her again and tell her you're in danger of being evicted because you can't make rent and that you've been busy busting your ass to make that money and that you've been thinking about her and missing her. Continue talking about the embarassment stuff and the "this is between you and me" stuff. She'll ask "How much is your rent?" (That's how you know you got her). My rent is x. That's when she'll say "sorry. I don't have x, but I have y" (y is usually 1/2-3/4 of your rent).

Sadly, it sounds as if you have actually done this to someone....

[Mop]

Asians are crafty, I mean first gun powder and now this clever scheme.

[Dylan]

I think you're a fag for even posting this kind of shit.

[Martrae]

she's a psycho babe...ignore her as if she was me

I'm gonna have to go with this.

BTW....no matter how many other women she sees you with if you do not give her the heave ho in no uncertain terms she will continue to stalk you for months. And I mean in no uncertain terms...don't get all nice and shit at the last moment, that'll give her hope.

[araby]

be delicately honest

[Gargamellow]

YA..EVER SEEN FATAL ATTRACTION?


oops didn't mean to caps lock that and I am too lazy to turn back now...

[Jay]

Tell her that you've been avoiding her because you are broke and you're embarassed and to not tell anyone because you trust her and only her. Tell her you are attracted to her and care deeply about her but you couldn't bear her looking down on you because you're broke. From this point on, she'll pay for all the dates and by the end of the night (before going back to her place and spray love juice all up her nostril) she'll take you to the ATM and hook it up with a benji.

Afterwards avoid her again, like a week or 2ish. Hang out with her again and tell her you're in danger of being evicted because you can't make rent and that you've been busy busting your ass to make that money and that you've been thinking about her and missing her. Continue talking about the embarassment stuff and the "this is between you and me" stuff. She'll ask "How much is your rent?" (That's how you know you got her). My rent is x. That's when she'll say "sorry. I don't have x, but I have y" (y is usually 1/2-3/4 of your rent).

Sadly, it sounds as if you have actually done this to someone....

Only because I really was poor and having a hard time making rent at one point. Gotta hustle to survive =P

Asians are crafty, I mean first gun powder and now this clever scheme.

And mad electronics.

[Harrison]

And plenty of shitty products not worth the plastic they were produced with...

[Burgy99]

This is what Jay really wanted to say:

Tell him that you've been avoiding him because you are broke and you're embarassed and to not tell anyone because you trust him and only him. Tell her you are attracted to him and care deeply about him but you couldn't bear him looking down on you because you're broke. From this point on, he'll pay for all the dates and by the end of the night (before going back to his place and spray love juice all up his nostril) he'll take you to the ATM and hook it up with a benji.

Afterwards avoid him again, like a week or 2ish. Hang out with him again and tell him you're in danger of being evicted because you can't make rent and that you've been busy busting your ass to make that money and that you've been thinking about him and missing him. Continue talking about the embarassment stuff and the "this is between you and me" stuff. He'll ask "How much is your rent?" (That's how you know you got him). My rent is x. That's when he'll say "sorry. I don't have x, but I have y" (y is usually 1/2-3/4 of your rent).

Only because I really was poor and having a hard time making rent at one point. Gotta hustle to survive =P

[Jay]

Asians are crafty, I mean first gun powder and now this clever scheme.

Getting a girl to pay for your stuff isn't impressive. Getting a girl to pay for your friends' stuff, that's impressive.

"Look, it's not that I mind you buying me this nice shirt but I can't go home with new clothes when my roomate John is struggling the way he is. I'd rather ride or die and bear the burden with him rather than come home with new stuff for myself and make him feel bad."

"Well if it makes you feel better why don't I buy you both one."

[Martrae]

Good lord

[Diekan]

I walked up to a married chick in the gorcery store about 2 hours ago... fine little honey, nice phat ass, huge rack, everything - HUGE rock on her finger. I just walked up and said, "Excuse me, I don't mean to be forward, but I just wanted to compliment you... you are an extremely beautiful woman." She giggled, blushed and thanked me and I walked off... I turned around because I was actually in the isle I needed to be and she was smiling from ear to ear... like I had just made her day. I ducked back out before she saw me and went and got to other things I needed. Of course I had wood all the way home thinking about what it would have been like to bend that phat ass over my coffee table and make her wail like a gibbon in heat... oh well...

I hate to say it, but I'm finding much easier to pick up married women than single women. Which is also terrible because it just ruins my opinion of marriage that much more.

[araby]

I walked up to a married chick in the gorcery store about 2 hours ago... fine little honey, nice phat ass, huge rack, everything - HUGE rock on her finger. I just walked up and said, "Excuse me, I don't mean to be forward, but I just wanted to compliment you... you are an extremely beautiful woman." She giggled, blushed and thanked me and I walked off... I turned around because I was actually in the isle I needed to be and she was smiling from ear to ear... like I had just made her day. I ducked back out before she saw me and went and got to other things I needed. Of course I had wood all the way home thinking about what it would have been like to bend that phat ass over my coffee table and make her wail like a gibbon in heat... oh well...

I hate to say it, but I'm finding much easier to pick up married women than single women. Which is also terrible because it just ruins my opinion of marriage that much more.

sorry-but this is moronic.. just a tad. you are finding it easier to pick up married women..after you walk up to them and compliment them AFTER you saw her "ROCK" ? hmm...

[Martrae]

What woman doesn't love compliments? Just because you flattered her doesn't mean she would have slept with you.