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Hellman's Help

Postby The Kizzy » Tue Sep 18, 2007 10:27 am

Does anyone have a jar of Hellmans in the fridge? I need someone to look at the jar and tell me if it says Salad Dressing. Please. I looked at the website but the print is to little, thanks.
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Re: Hellman's Help

Postby Martrae » Tue Sep 18, 2007 10:33 am

Mine says Real Mayonnaise on it.

Salad dressing would be Miracle Whip.
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Re: Hellman's Help

Postby Trielelvan » Tue Sep 18, 2007 10:34 am

HyPhY GhEtTo MaMi wrote:GeT ofF mAh OvaRiEz
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Re: Hellman's Help

Postby leah » Tue Sep 18, 2007 10:36 am

srsly, wtf are you asking about this for lol
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Re: Hellman's Help

Postby The Kizzy » Tue Sep 18, 2007 10:54 am

something that came up in conversation, thank you!!
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Re: Hellman's Help

Postby leah » Tue Sep 18, 2007 11:16 am

sorry, i meant no offense--it was just the most random-ass thing ever hehe

you have interesting conversations
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Re: Hellman's Help

Postby Dylan » Tue Sep 18, 2007 11:19 am

Mayonnaise... :puke:
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Re: Hellman's Help

Postby Tacks » Tue Sep 18, 2007 11:24 am

Martrae at home with a reply near the fridge less than 10 mins later... :lol:
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Re: Hellman's Help

Postby Martrae » Tue Sep 18, 2007 11:32 am

6 minutes you dork.

So what?
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Re: Hellman's Help

Postby leah » Tue Sep 18, 2007 11:32 am

dude mayo is like 100x better than miracle whip

although i don't eat mayo anymore :( soooo bad for you
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Re: Hellman's Help

Postby Tacks » Tue Sep 18, 2007 11:57 am

Martrae wrote:6 minutes you dork.

So what?



6 minutes would mean "less than 10 minutes later" would it not?
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Re: Hellman's Help

Postby Martrae » Tue Sep 18, 2007 12:01 pm

Perhaps if you used better sentence structure your meaning would be clearer.

Again....so what?
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Re: Hellman's Help

Postby Jay » Tue Sep 18, 2007 12:17 pm

Martrae = Tommy from Martin
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Re: Hellman's Help

Postby The Kizzy » Tue Sep 18, 2007 12:21 pm

Not everyone works a day job, Tucker. Hell, I'm off today.

I'm making chicken salad for dinner tonight and the argument came up if I should use Miracle Whip or Mayo. We are using Miracle Whip, because I dont have any mayo (even though that is my favorite) and I am to lazy to drive the 15 minutes to the grocery store.
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Re: Hellman's Help

Postby Tacks » Tue Sep 18, 2007 12:31 pm

Martrae wrote:Perhaps if you used better sentence structure your meaning would be clearer.

Again....so what?



Perhaps if you weren't a moron
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Re: Hellman's Help

Postby 10sun » Tue Sep 18, 2007 12:41 pm

I generally use real mayo, but for leftover Turkey sandwiches after Thanksgiving, Miracle Whip takes the cake.
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Re: Hellman's Help

Postby Martrae » Tue Sep 18, 2007 12:42 pm

Ahh...a pathetic insult. So you really didn't have a point. Gotcha.
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Re: Hellman's Help

Postby leah » Tue Sep 18, 2007 12:44 pm

mmm, i want leftover thanksgiving food . . .
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Re: Hellman's Help

Postby Tacks » Tue Sep 18, 2007 1:45 pm

Martrae wrote:Ahh...a pathetic insult. So you really didn't have a point. Gotcha.



It wasn't for you to "get".
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Re: Hellman's Help

Postby Lionking » Tue Sep 18, 2007 1:45 pm

Hellman's Canola version FTW!
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Re: Hellman's Help

Postby The Kizzy » Tue Sep 18, 2007 2:17 pm

Tacks wrote:
Martrae wrote:Ahh...a pathetic insult. So you really didn't have a point. Gotcha.



It wasn't for you to "get".



Martrae, QUICK, type LAST WORD and then lock the thread!!
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Re: Hellman's Help

Postby Tacks » Tue Sep 18, 2007 2:19 pm

What would last word have to do with anything? I wasn't even speaking to her.
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Re: Hellman's Help

Postby araby » Tue Sep 18, 2007 2:31 pm

Kraft Real Mayonnaise>all
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Re: Hellman's Help

Postby Tikker » Tue Sep 18, 2007 2:39 pm

mayo is what you buy when you can't afford miracle whip
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Re: Hellman's Help

Postby The Kizzy » Tue Sep 18, 2007 2:39 pm

Tacks wrote:What would last word have to do with anything? I wasn't even speaking to her.


Oh, I'm sorry, I must have misunderstood where you quoted her in your response I tought you were talking to her.
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