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Halo 3 is bad

Postby Harrison » Wed Oct 03, 2007 6:50 pm

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/article ... ion-Halo-3

Man this guy tears into that pile of steaming shit pretty damned good.
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Re: Halo 3 is bad

Postby Tikker » Wed Oct 03, 2007 7:04 pm

I want you to know i FUCKING called it
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Re: Halo 3 is bad

Postby Harrison » Wed Oct 03, 2007 7:10 pm

Watch his other reviews. They're fucking hilarious.
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Re: Halo 3 is bad

Postby Lyion » Wed Oct 03, 2007 7:11 pm

The last minute of that review is brilliant, notwithstanding the meth that dude is taking...
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Re: Halo 3 is bad

Postby Harrison » Wed Oct 03, 2007 7:15 pm

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Re: Halo 3 is bad

Postby Harrison » Wed Oct 03, 2007 7:16 pm

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/article ... sychonauts

My fucking sides hurt from laughing so hard...
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Re: Halo 3 is bad

Postby Harrison » Wed Oct 03, 2007 7:33 pm

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Re: Halo 3 is bad

Postby Tikker » Wed Oct 03, 2007 8:01 pm

the scary thing is that I kind of suspect he does it all in one take with no script
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Re: Halo 3 is bad

Postby Harrison » Wed Oct 03, 2007 8:03 pm

That would be fucking nuts.
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Re: Halo 3 is bad

Postby Diekan » Wed Oct 03, 2007 8:23 pm

For someone that doesn't care about Halo, who has no intentions of ever playing it... you sure do spend a lot of time trying to bad mouth it and anyone who actually might enjoy it, don't you?
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Re: Halo 3 is bad

Postby Harrison » Wed Oct 03, 2007 8:30 pm

Once again I refer to my "lack of a fucking clue" statement.

I already beat that shitfest some call a game, on its most difficult setting, drunk.

Friend invited me over to hang out, we destroyed it that night.
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Re: Halo 3 is bad

Postby Diekan » Wed Oct 03, 2007 8:35 pm

Harrison wrote:Once again I refer to my "lack of a fucking clue" statement.

I already beat that shitfest some call a game, on its most difficult setting, drunk.

Friend invited me over to hang out, we destroyed it that night.


So... you hate the game, yet your played all THREE of them all the way through?
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Re: Halo 3 is bad

Postby Harrison » Wed Oct 03, 2007 8:37 pm

I didn't play much of Halo 2's singleplayer. I played a little of its multiplayer, again, with friends.

I played Halo 1 through. PC version...

That guy nailed it on the head. Mediocre, generic, sub-par, excuse for an FPS.

I think if you spent less time writing novels about the holocaust-level angsty bullshit that is your pathetic love life, or lack thereof, you'd be a bit more informed.
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Re: Halo 3 is bad

Postby Tikker » Wed Oct 03, 2007 8:48 pm

Diekan wrote:For someone that doesn't care about Halo, who has no intentions of ever playing it... you sure do spend a lot of time trying to bad mouth it and anyone who actually might enjoy it, don't you?



get your head out of your ass and watch the reviews (tons of games) it's fucking hilarious
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Re: Halo 3 is bad

Postby Diekan » Wed Oct 03, 2007 8:53 pm

Tikker wrote:
Diekan wrote:For someone that doesn't care about Halo, who has no intentions of ever playing it... you sure do spend a lot of time trying to bad mouth it and anyone who actually might enjoy it, don't you?



get your head out of your ass and watch the reviews (tons of games) it's fucking hilarious


I did... they are hilarious.
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Re: Halo 3 is bad

Postby Markarado » Thu Oct 04, 2007 1:17 am

:lol: Damn he can talk fast...
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Re: Halo 3 is bad

Postby Drem » Thu Oct 04, 2007 1:58 am

you say halo 3 i say crysis
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Re: Halo 3 is bad

Postby Naethyn » Thu Oct 04, 2007 7:52 am

That guy is great! He sounds like a smart, funny version of Harrison.
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Re: Halo 3 is bad

Postby Tossica » Thu Oct 04, 2007 8:17 am

Naethyn wrote:That guy is great! He sounds like a smart, funny version of Harrison.


Oh, so exactly the opposite of Harrison then?
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Re: Halo 3 is bad

Postby Lyion » Thu Oct 04, 2007 8:26 am

Diekan wrote:
Harrison wrote:Once again I refer to my "lack of a fucking clue" statement.

I already beat that shitfest some call a game, on its most difficult setting, drunk.

Friend invited me over to hang out, we destroyed it that night.


So... you hate the game, yet your played all THREE of them all the way through?


I hate EQ, and yet it sucked away years of my life and hundreds of dollars off me.

Still, H8 :firedevil:
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Re: Halo 3 is bad

Postby Kramer » Thu Oct 04, 2007 2:49 pm

lyion, who is that in your avatar?
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    Re: Halo 3 is bad

    Postby Arlos » Thu Oct 04, 2007 2:50 pm

    Steven Harper, current PM of Canada. aka Bush Lite.

    OK, really really lite, as he hasn't misled Canada into any imperialistic wars of aggression yet. Give him time though, it took Bush himself over 3 years to do that!

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    Re: Halo 3 is bad

    Postby Ouchyfish » Thu Oct 04, 2007 9:14 pm

    Harrison wrote:I think if you spent less time writing novels about the holocaust-level angsty bullshit


    :rofl:

    Honestly made me laugh out loud. hahaha
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    Re: Halo 3 is bad

    Postby Tikker » Thu Oct 04, 2007 9:30 pm

    Arlos wrote:Steven Harper, current PM of Canada. aka Bush Lite.

    OK, really really lite, as he hasn't misled Canada into any imperialistic wars of aggression yet. Give him time though, it took Bush himself over 3 years to do that!

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    our right wingers are still left of your democrats I think
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    Re: Halo 3 is bad

    Postby Lyion » Thu Oct 04, 2007 10:08 pm

    There's actually little difference between our DNC and GOP. There are some core issues, like abortion rights, support for unions, media deals <a la RIAA, MPAA etc aligned with the DNC>, wall stree <aligned typically with the GOP>.

    Overall both parties are in bed with pork and special interest groups, and both are cut throat nasty bastards. They are about the power grab. Clinton did what he felt was right, as does Bush. Neither are 'criminals' or any of the other over the top moonbat shit flung at them. Those who liked Bill might get 8 more years of his Presidency. I don't think Hillary can lose, without a major screwup or another terrorist attack. I don't see either occuring.

    Sadly, the GOP in the early 90s started the move away from civil discourse to nasty Brit style politics. The DNC has followed suit and gotten even nastier in the 00s. Now both sides are all about the 527s and nasty underhanded mudslinging at each other.

    Politics now trumps common sense and rationale discourse it seems.
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