HOLY SHIT, I could be rich!!

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HOLY SHIT, I could be rich!!

Postby The Kizzy » Sat Oct 06, 2007 6:14 pm

This is like roughly 6million!!!

Good Day,

My name is Mr. Song Lile, I am the credit officer in Hang Seng
Bank, Hong Kong. I have a business proposal in the tune of
$19.5m to be transferred to an offshore account with your assistace.

After the successful transfer, we shall share in ratio of 30% for you
and 70% for me.

Before I go further, let me quickly give you a brief information
on what the business is all about.
Before the U.S and Iraqi war our customer Colonel Sadiq Uday who
was with the Iraqi forces and also businessman made a numbered
fixed deposit for 18 calendar months, with a value of Nineteen
millions Five Hundred Thousand United State Dollars only in my
branch. Upon maturity several notices was sent to him, even
during the war which began in 2003. After the war another
notification was sent and still no response came from him. We
later find out that the Colonel along with his wife and only
daughter had been killed during the war in a bomb blast that
hit their home.

After further investigation it was also discovered that Colonel Sadiq
Uday did not declare any next of kin in his official papers including
the paper work of his bank deposit. And he also confided in me the last
time he was at my office that no one is aware of his deposit in
my bank. The sum is still lying in my bank and no one will ever come
forward to claim it. What bothers me most is that according to the laws

of my country at the expiration 5 years the funds will revert to the
ownership of the Hong Kong Government if nobody applies to claim the
funds. Against this backdrop, my suggestion to you is that I will like
you as a foreigner to stand as the next of kin to Colonel Sadiq Uday
so that you will be able to receive his funds.

I assure you have nothing to worry about as the trasaction will be
hitch
free, I will be there to guide and provide all the necessary
information
needed and I will obtain all legal document throuhg the assistance of
an attorney.

Should you be interested, please respond to my letter
immediately through my private email: (songle02@yahoo.com.hk), so we
can commence all arrangements and I will give you more information on
how we would handle this project.

Please treat this business with utmost confidentiality and send
me the following for documentation purpose:
(1)Full names
(2)private phone number
(3)current residential address
(4)Occupation
(5)Age and Profession.

Kind Regards,
Mr. Song Lile.
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Re: HOLY SHIT, I could be rich!!

Postby Ouchyfish » Sun Oct 07, 2007 7:25 am

Everything seems legit! Congrats!

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Re: HOLY SHIT, I could be rich!!

Postby Kramer » Sun Oct 07, 2007 8:16 am

yeah. i think you are officially FTW=Life...

you should consider yourself very lucky and please don't become an arrogant bastage once you are full in the banks account of money that is hitch free....
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    Re: HOLY SHIT, I could be rich!!

    Postby Myg0t » Thu Oct 11, 2007 9:42 pm

    Have you not seen the fakechecks.ord comercial yet? I guess this must be happending a lot now, and its a scam. I don't know, check out that site before you comit to this. I useually go by the moto that if it is to good to be true, then it probably is.
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    Re: HOLY SHIT, I could be rich!!

    Postby Markarado » Thu Oct 11, 2007 9:46 pm

    Of course he knows it's fake. We all do. :afro:
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    Now contact my secretary

    Postby Ouchyfish » Sat Oct 13, 2007 8:53 am

    Hello My Dear,Belove,

    A great thing has happened into my life as God promised me and i want to use the opportunity to inform you about my success in getting those funds transferred under the compersation of a new partner from Australia. Presently i'm in Australia for investment projects with my own share of the total sum. meanwhile,i didn't forget your past efforts and attempts to assist me in transferring those funds deposited that it failed us some how.

    Now contact my secretary,his name is( agunkwo_alex@yahoo.fr) ask him to send you the total sum of $1.5 USA dollar which i kept for your as compersation for all the past efforts and attempts to assist me in this matter. I appreciated your efforts at that time very much. so feel free and get in touched with my secretary Mr,AGUNKWO ALEX, and arrenge with him where and how to send the amount to you. Please validate me immediately you receive it so that we both can share the joy after all the sufferness at that time.

    in the moment,i am very busy here because of the investment projects which me and the new partner are having at hand, finally, remember that I had forwarded instruction to the secretary on your behalf to receive that money, So feel free to get in touch with Mr,AGUNKWO ALEX, he will give you his best of servise without any delay.

    God bless you
    with best regards,
    Barr James mikel.

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