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Postby Narrock » Tue May 17, 2005 12:39 pm

lol

Ever been walking behind some chick with a smokin' hawt body, and then she turns around and has a total Hook-nosed Martha McManface? Eeeew. That happened to me at work about 10 minutes ago.
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Postby Gypsiyee » Tue May 17, 2005 12:40 pm

that's called a butterface
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Postby labbats » Tue May 17, 2005 12:45 pm

That's called a pillowcase.
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Postby Xaiveir » Tue May 17, 2005 12:53 pm

Its called a paper bag, maybe even two just incase the first one breaks.
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Postby 10sun » Tue May 17, 2005 12:59 pm

I was at a party and a few hours before the party started a while back and my friend had another friend over who was helping her get ready and shit doing her hair etc. Never got a good look at her face, but she had nice hair, good looking body, and seemed to have a pleasant personality.

I didn't give it any thought, but fast forward like three hours and a half dozen drinks later, I was bullshitting with my friends and meeting their coworkers and such. I turn to my side when I see someone sit down next to me, same girl as before, she was talking to someone on her left, so once again I didn't see her face. She turns to face me and I got up and took a friend outside with me to smoke and we just laughed and laughed and laughed at what a butterface she is.

I felt bad, but then again, I didn't.
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Postby Ciladan » Tue May 17, 2005 1:10 pm

Xaiveir Tanthalas wrote:Its called a paper bag, maybe even two just incase the first one breaks.


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Postby kaharthemad » Tue May 17, 2005 2:31 pm

put a flag over her head and tell everyone you did it for your country.
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Postby Gaazy » Tue May 17, 2005 2:39 pm

i agree with kahar hehe
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Postby Almegest Victory » Tue May 17, 2005 7:46 pm

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I said it must be ya ass cause it ain't ya face
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Point her out, where she at
Point her out, there she goooooes
I said if ya see a tipdrill point her out, where she at
Point her out, where she at
Point her out, there she goooooes[/font]


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Postby Adivina » Wed May 18, 2005 1:59 pm

put a flag over her head and tell everyone you did it for your country.



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Postby Narrock » Wed May 18, 2005 6:29 pm

"I don't get the term "butterface." What does "butter" have to do with anything? It's just a strange descriptor I've never heard of before. Things like "hooknose," "snaggletooth," "trainwreck," etc. are all descriptors I can understand... but butter? Where's the connection?
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Postby Diekan » Wed May 18, 2005 6:31 pm

f you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

A pretty woman makes her husband look small
And very often causes his downfall
As soon as he married her and then she starts
To do the things that will break his heart

But if you make an ugly woman your wife
A-you'll be happy for the rest of your life
An ug-a-ly woman cooks meals on time
And she'll always give you peace of mind

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

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Don't let your friends say you have no taste
Go ahead and marry anyway
Though her face is ugly, her eyes don't match
Take it from me, she's a better catch

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

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Say man!
Hey baby!
I saw your wife the other day!
Yeah?
Yeah, an' she's ug-leeee!
Yeah, she's ugly, but she sure can cook, baby!
Yeah, alright!

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you
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Postby Jimmy Durante » Wed May 18, 2005 7:05 pm

Mindia wrote:"I don't get the term "butterface." What does "butter" have to do with anything? It's just a strange descriptor I've never heard of before. Things like "hooknose," "snaggletooth," "trainwreck," etc. are all descriptors I can understand... but butter? Where's the connection?


Everything looks good but-her-face (butterface).
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Postby The Don » Thu May 19, 2005 2:24 am

Beauty is but a light switch away.....

Beauty is in the eye of the Beer holder.....

Just get wasted and be sure not to stay at her place after.
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Postby Eziekial » Thu May 19, 2005 7:10 am

That song cracks me up Diekan.
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Postby Narrock » Thu May 19, 2005 12:32 pm

Jimmy Durante wrote:
Mindia wrote:"I don't get the term "butterface." What does "butter" have to do with anything? It's just a strange descriptor I've never heard of before. Things like "hooknose," "snaggletooth," "trainwreck," etc. are all descriptors I can understand... but butter? Where's the connection?


Everything looks good but-her-face (butterface).


Oh LOL Now I really feel owned hehe
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