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The sexiest 'woman' according to NT contest! Discussion!

Postby vonkaar » Wed Jun 08, 2005 5:13 pm

The official bracket!

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One of my other forums did this... was pretty successful... lots of posts... lots of people talking shit... even bribes and such... it was fucking funny.

Basically... in this thread, post 5 names of women who you think are the sexiest women alive... post pictures if you want... just make a list.

After a bunch of people voted, I'll make a bracket system... new threads for each 'contest', for each round...

for example... let's say that this was between 8 chicks... based on the comments from this thread:

Shirley Manson
Elisha Cuthbert
Elizabeth Hurley
Angelina Jolie
Charlize Theron
Milla Jovovich
Jared from Subway
Tyra Banks

I would do a little bracket... post a few pictures from each chick for the poll...

thread 1: (hottest chick, round one, battle 1)
Shirley Manson vs Elisha Cuthbert
Elisha wins because you are all fucking assholes.

Thread 2: (hottest chick, round one, battle 2)
Elizabeth Hurley vs Angelina Jolie
Angelina narrowly wins

Thread 3: (hottest chick, round one, battle 3)
Charlize Theron vs Milla Jovavich
Milla wins because Lyion bribed everyone (cheater)

Thread 4: (hottest chick, round one, battle 4)
Jared from Subway vs Tyra Banks
Jared wins in a landslide

Next...

round 2...

(hottest chick, round two, battle 1)
Elisha Cuthbert vs Angelina Jolie
Angelina wins!

(hottest chick, round two, battle 2)
Milla vs Jared
Milla wins!

Next...
Final Round!!!
(hottest chick, round three)
Milla vs Angelina!
:dunno:

anyway... it's fun because people can post pictures of the chick to help swing the vote one way or another... really nasty pictures of Britney Spears to keep her out of the running, shit like that... it's a grand ole time! yay! We can finally see who the hottest woman alive is! NT is never wrong, right?!

So... post your top 5 chicks... I was thinking of a top 16, but I'll do 32 if there is enouch interest.

or just tell me that this is a dumb idea and to fuck off.

Go!
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Postby Susvain » Wed Jun 08, 2005 5:40 pm

1: Maria Sharapova
2: Eva Mendes
3: Christina Aguilera
4: Elisha Cuthbert
5: Lindsay Lohan ( pre blonde hair/anorexia )

honorable mentions : courtney love, venus and serena williams and Drew Barrymore
( just kidding about the honorable mentions )
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Postby Jennay » Wed Jun 08, 2005 6:40 pm

I need some time to think about this Vonk, but I assure you , this will be THE Thread of the week ;)
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Postby togusa » Wed Jun 08, 2005 6:44 pm

1. Elisha Cuthbert
2. Angelina Jolie
3. Marisa Tomei
4. Jennifer Aniston
5. Catherine Zeta Jones
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Postby Yamori » Wed Jun 08, 2005 8:44 pm

Bjork is the only popular figure I'm remotely attracted to.

so

1) Bjork.


I doubt she'll win though. XD
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Postby Zanchief » Wed Jun 08, 2005 9:13 pm

Jennifer Love Hewitt
Natalie Portman
Eliza Dushku
Kirsten Dunst
Elisha Cuthbert

I had a hard time thinking of some so I'm sure people will find better.
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Postby Azlana » Wed Jun 08, 2005 9:38 pm

Angelina Jolie
Sophie Marceau
Audrey Tatou
Charlize Theron
Ashley Judd
Faith Hill
Christy Turlington
Nicole Kidman
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Postby Harrison » Wed Jun 08, 2005 9:47 pm

Yamori wrote:Bjork is the only popular figure I'm remotely attracted to.

so

1) Bjork.


I doubt she'll win though. XD


Are you sure you even have a penis? And I am 100% serious here.

By the way you post, talk about relationships etc. I am fairly sure you have no penis or reproductive system in general.
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Postby The Kizzy » Wed Jun 08, 2005 9:49 pm

pot. kettle. black.
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Postby Harrison » Wed Jun 08, 2005 9:51 pm

2 points for first insult on my sexuality :wiggle:

No, I was being serious. I'm not insulting him.
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Postby Darcler » Wed Jun 08, 2005 10:02 pm

1. Angelina Jolie
2. The chick from The Craft and American History X, the name escapes me.
3. Kirsten Dunst
4. Gwen Stefani
5. Adriana Lima
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Postby Drem » Wed Jun 08, 2005 10:37 pm

1. paris hilton
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Postby Tadpole » Wed Jun 08, 2005 10:42 pm

Alicia Keys :bowdown:
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Postby Narrock » Wed Jun 08, 2005 11:23 pm

Darcler wrote:1. Angelina Jolie
2. The chick from The Craft and American History X, the name escapes me.
3. Kirsten Dunst
4. Gwen Stefani
5. Adriana Lima


Kirsten Dunst? lol Total snaggletoothed manface. /pass Only good role she had was as a young vampire in "Interview..." but that's only because she was playing "bury the stake" in a coffin with Brad Pitt.

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Postby Tadpole » Wed Jun 08, 2005 11:26 pm

OH I FORGOT ALYSSA MILANO

damn she is fucking hottttttttttttttttttttt
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Postby Zanchief » Wed Jun 08, 2005 11:29 pm

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Darcler wrote:1. Angelina Jolie
2. The chick from The Craft and American History X, the name escapes me.
3. Kirsten Dunst
4. Gwen Stefani
5. Adriana Lima


Kirsten Dunst? lol Total snaggletoothed manface. /pass Only good role she had was as a young vampire in "Interview..." but that's only because she was playing "bury the stake" in a coffin with Brad Pitt.

:jailbait:


Well then you can say Anne Coulture and we can all laugh at you.
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Postby Narrock » Wed Jun 08, 2005 11:32 pm

Zanchief wrote:
Mindia wrote:
Darcler wrote:1. Angelina Jolie
2. The chick from The Craft and American History X, the name escapes me.
3. Kirsten Dunst
4. Gwen Stefani
5. Adriana Lima


Kirsten Dunst? lol Total snaggletoothed manface. /pass Only good role she had was as a young vampire in "Interview..." but that's only because she was playing "bury the stake" in a coffin with Brad Pitt.

:jailbait:


Well then you can say Anne Coulture and we can all laugh at you.


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Postby Gidan » Thu Jun 09, 2005 12:15 am

Angelina Jolie
Julia Roberts
Catherine Zeta-Jones
Kate Winslet
Halle Berry
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Postby Jimmy Durante » Thu Jun 09, 2005 6:59 am

Monica Belluci
Mandy Moore
Leah Remini
Angelina Jolie
Lara Logan
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Postby Lyion » Thu Jun 09, 2005 7:22 am

1. Milla (of Course)
2. Angelina Jolie (Amazing looks and body)
3. Elizabeth Hurley (To die for)
4.. Rachel Weisz (Hot, real, beautiful)
5. Kate Beckinsal (I find her ludicrously fucking hot)
6. Paulina Porizkova (My dream girl as a lad)

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Postby Jennay » Thu Jun 09, 2005 8:04 am

I work with a girl who looks like Paulina then, only with shorter hair.
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Postby xaoshaen » Thu Jun 09, 2005 8:19 am

Harrison wrote:2 points for first insult on my sexuality :wiggle:

No, I was being serious. I'm not insulting him.


I think you're a stupid motherfucker. No, I was being serious. I'm not insulting you.

Claiming that you're serious when you make an insulting statement about someone would make it more insulting, not less so.
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Postby Insanityfair » Thu Jun 09, 2005 8:42 am

1. Angelina Jolie
2. Adriana Lima
3. Kate Winslet
4. Jennifer Aniston
5. Isabella Miko
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Postby Adivina » Thu Jun 09, 2005 8:46 am

Shakira
Kate Winslet
Angelina Jolie
Brinstar's bubble gum girl
Toss up between Gwen and Mila....


oh and the girl Darc is looking for is Faruza Balk.
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Postby veeneedefeesh » Thu Jun 09, 2005 9:31 am

Jennifer Conner
Angelina Jolie
Jennifer Anniston
Elizabeth Hurley
Alysa Milano
Catherine Zeta-Jones
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