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Postby Eziekial » Thu Jul 28, 2005 7:50 pm

Oh, I thought she was headed down to Lincoln to visit her new man and was dropping off tacos to brother as a peace offering before her date. :dunno:
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Postby brinstar » Thu Jul 28, 2005 8:00 pm

ya that's how it is

except taco bell doesn't take credit cards

the hunger.. it weakens me..
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Postby Harrison » Thu Jul 28, 2005 8:05 pm

No wonder you're a twig...

You eat taco hell and shit out every ounce of "nutrition" it could possibly provide.

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Postby Rust » Thu Jul 28, 2005 8:27 pm

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Mindia wrote:Ciladan, your girlfriend looks so... Canadian. What's up with that?


Do you mean canadian like Pamela Anderson?


Or Canadian like Elisha Cuthbert


Or maybe shania twain, or Estella Warren?

(actually now that I think about it, she does kinda vaguelly have some of the same looks as Estella)


Canadian women are hawt!


Celine Dion.

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Postby brinstar » Thu Jul 28, 2005 8:37 pm

taco hell doesn't give me the shits, never has

everyone always says that but it's never happened to me

i must have a stainless steel digestive tract or something

also i accidentally ate some rancid meat a few weeks ago and everyone was like "DUDE YOU'RE GONNA BE SICK" and i'm like "OH CRAP" and then nothing ever happened
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Postby Langston » Thu Jul 28, 2005 8:40 pm

I've only once had a bad experience with Taco Bell...

This one near where I used to live was a combined KFC/Taco Bell. They offered mixed combos of chicken and tacos. I got a combo with a leg, a thigh, and a taco for lunch.

That was fine.

However, for dinner I had a couple of chili dogs.

All I can say is that combination of three was Critical Mass.

Thank god I had three bathrooms in that house.
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Postby Gypsiyee » Thu Jul 28, 2005 8:44 pm

our taco bell takes credit cards, I'm sorry Brin =(

also, taco bell has never given me the shits either.. people always tell me that, but let me tell you if it was true i'd be at taco bell a lot more than i am
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Postby brinstar » Thu Jul 28, 2005 8:45 pm

you like having diarrhea?
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Postby Gypsiyee » Thu Jul 28, 2005 8:50 pm

oh, no it's gross but i'd go there just so i could go potty because i don't like ever, my tummy hurts a lot of the time

doctors think i'm broken but they don't know why

that's my sharing of the day
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Postby Langston » Thu Jul 28, 2005 8:53 pm

Gyps has a poopoo problem. :(
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Postby Gypsiyee » Thu Jul 28, 2005 8:56 pm

You put it so eloquently Ugz =b
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Postby Spacewoman Spiff » Thu Jul 28, 2005 8:58 pm

He could have said that your ass is broken. So it was somewhat classy!
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Postby The Kizzy » Thu Jul 28, 2005 9:01 pm

Taco Bell very rarely makes me ill. However Chipotle brings the hell fire from my poopoochute.
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Postby Langston » Thu Jul 28, 2005 9:02 pm

Vivalicious wrote:He could have said that your ass is broken. So it was somewhat classy!


It's only broken once per week after something comes out. ><
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Postby Martrae » Thu Jul 28, 2005 11:01 pm

You drink a lot of tea, Gyps?
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Postby mofish » Thu Jul 28, 2005 11:34 pm

Gypsiyee wrote:oh, no it's gross but i'd go there just so i could go potty because i don't like ever, my tummy hurts a lot of the time

doctors think i'm broken but they don't know why

that's my sharing of the day


Coffee makes me go almost instantly. Try coffee!
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Postby brinstar » Thu Jul 28, 2005 11:57 pm

nasty runny shit smoothie flies out of my ass within 45-60 minutes after i drink soda from a fountain machine, so i only drink bottled soda and everything is A-OK

TMI i know but it's not off-topic :)
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Postby Darcler » Fri Jul 29, 2005 7:33 am

I still dont know what all makes me shit. After the gallbladder surgery, I am still testing the water. I found out I cant eat the chili cheese burrito from Taco Bell (cry), or french fries from McDonalds. Well...I COULD eat them if I wanted painful watershits.
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Postby Gypsiyee » Fri Jul 29, 2005 7:50 am

Don't drink much tea at all, Mart - I do sometimes, but the most tea I consume is my little green tea extract vitamins
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Postby Martrae » Fri Jul 29, 2005 8:05 am

Reason I asked is cuz my SIL was constipated all the time and the doc told her to cut out all forms of tea and it's really helped her.
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Postby Tacks » Fri Jul 29, 2005 8:51 am

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Postby Martrae » Fri Jul 29, 2005 8:56 am

Too late!
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Postby Donnel » Fri Jul 29, 2005 9:00 am

Cil... I'm sorry man, but your thread has taken a turn for the worse...
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Postby Darcler » Fri Jul 29, 2005 9:48 am

From girlfriend, to panties, to BM discussion. Only on NT....
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Postby kaharthemad » Fri Jul 29, 2005 10:26 am

Darcler wrote:Well...I COULD eat them if I wanted painful watershits.



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