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Postby Darcler » Fri Jul 29, 2005 11:17 am

aww dont make a poopoo sig about me :(
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Postby Captain Insano » Fri Jul 29, 2005 12:36 pm

Man you combine taco bell with lactose intolerance and you have hiroshima in the making... Let me tell you from experience...

I think my shitter has pock-marks from corrosive waste that such a scenario produces.
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Postby kaharthemad » Fri Jul 29, 2005 12:47 pm

Darcler wrote:aww dont make a poopoo sig about me :(

Bah i wouldnt. Had you not been a lady...oh yes....
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Postby leah » Fri Jul 29, 2005 2:46 pm

he got tacos, don't worry. though i haven't gotten any feedback on what he thinks of mister boyfriend yet.
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Postby Darcler » Fri Jul 29, 2005 4:04 pm

leah you should buy me some tacos too ok?
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Postby Ciladan » Fri Jul 29, 2005 5:42 pm

Her name is Sandy, Leah :D
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Postby Martrae » Fri Jul 29, 2005 5:51 pm

Quells the urge to sing a showtune with that name.....
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Postby Darcler » Fri Jul 29, 2005 6:41 pm

OH SANDY BAAAYBEEEEE
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Postby Tae-Bo » Fri Jul 29, 2005 8:36 pm

Vivalicious wrote:D cup:

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Postby The Kizzy » Fri Jul 29, 2005 8:58 pm

What's with her multi colored fingernails?
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Postby Martrae » Fri Jul 29, 2005 9:01 pm

You have to ask that question with the poodles in her armpits?
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Postby The Kizzy » Fri Jul 29, 2005 9:03 pm

LOL
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Fucker never listens to me. That's it, I'm an atheist.
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Postby Spacewoman Spiff » Fri Jul 29, 2005 9:07 pm

It's not very nice of you guys to make fun of my armpits. Some guys are into that sort of thing. :(
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Postby Tossica » Fri Jul 29, 2005 9:38 pm

I'd nibble those hairs out one by one.


*pluck* ptooey *pluck* ptooey
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Postby leah » Fri Jul 29, 2005 10:22 pm

sandy is a lovely name, dave. i bet she's great. ^_^

also, darcler, next time i'm in texas (hell, i'm not sure i've ever even BEEN to texas... :ugh:) i'll buy you tacos np
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Postby Darcler » Fri Jul 29, 2005 10:24 pm

I'll go to Nebrasky as long as I get free tacos.
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Postby brinstar » Sat Jul 30, 2005 9:53 pm

yea come visit

we will party hard like finawin
compost the rich
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Postby leah » Sat Jul 30, 2005 10:14 pm

man one of y'all should come to nebraska, at least. i mean shoot, you get me, the brin*, and the dangerpaul all in one fell swoop!
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