Irrational Fears/Phobias

[Langston]

I'm scared of so much crap, so not sure which one to pick. Spiders are my main thing, but that's not uncommon.

Oh! I know! I'm scared of driving late at night by myself, down a road with no lights anywhere, and no cars around.. to see a white apparition appear in the road in front of me and I run into it... *shiver*

Hmm... I would have thought your number one fear would have been "missing a meal".

[Spacewoman Spiff]

I'm also afraid of any creature that flys and has the ability to sting me.

[Darcler]

Why do you have to give blood when you have kids. I'm confuzzled. Like...the vials they take for blood work or full donation bags?

OH.
I'm afraid, like panic attack afraid, to go in front of people or ask people for help. I dont go to stores by myself (I'm sure Gidan hates me for this) and I wont ask people where things are in a store...I'm much like a man not asking for directions. I went to Gilley's with my aunt and my cousin while they were in town and my cousin wanted me to teach her how to dance. Since the table we were at was on the floor, I had to get in front of people (floor was pretty empty) to show her. I nearly peed myself. My aunt is a doctor and told me I should sit down since I was turning a funny pale color.

[Ouchyfish]

I'm scared of so much crap, so not sure which one to pick. Spiders are my main thing, but that's not uncommon.

Oh! I know! I'm scared of driving late at night by myself, down a road with no lights anywhere, and no cars around.. to see a white apparition appear in the road in front of me and I run into it... *shiver*

Hmm... I would have thought your number one fear would have been "missing a meal".

[Darcler]

I'm starting to like the guys that are "hacking". This thread made me giggle when I opened it

[Jennay]

I'm scared of so much crap, so not sure which one to pick. Spiders are my main thing, but that's not uncommon.

Oh! I know! I'm scared of driving late at night by myself, down a road with no lights anywhere, and no cars around.. to see a white apparition appear in the road in front of me and I run into it... *shiver*

Hmm... I would have thought your number one fear would have been "missing a meal".

Yea I'm scared of missing a meal because I'm a humongus size 14 lardass? Trust me, there are bigger girls than me that post on NT, maybe you should go pick on one of them. Your wife isn't all that tiny either.

[Langston]

I'm assuming here that you're talking to Rex since I'm not married.

/hands Jennay another HoHo.

[Jennay]

I don't eat sweets like that, fucker. Go shove it up your ass, I'm going out in RL now, enjoy your Sunday trolling NT.

[Langston]

Your mouth is saying you don't like them, but your ass is saying something different, Moocow.

Going out in RL? ... hitting Burger King for that Triple Whopper with cheese and a Diet Coke?

[Treehorn]

Stepped on a big, nasty piece of broken glass (I assume, never actually saw what got me) in the water at a beach, and cut my foot up really badly when I was about 9. Ended up with 29 stitches in the great toe (mostly here, almost severed it, sliced my tendons clean through) and sole, and sometimes I still get phantom pains shooting through the scars. Hurray for nerve damage.

I wouldn't go in the water without an old pair of shoes on, or aquasocks (when they came out) for years to follow. I'll wade barefoot now, but it still really spooks me thinking about what nasty, jagged things might be lying just under the silt. Mostly, I'll tread water, or float on my back/belly rather than put my feet down and walk. If I put my feet down, I feel the area out cautiously, and keep my feet planted on that one spot.

Maybe not completely irrational (there really are sharp things to watch for: stones, glass, boards that got torn off of docks by the ice and still have 6" nails sticking out of them that get waterlogged and sink, and especially broken muscle shell fragments which can be razor sharp) but it still bothers me that it bothers me.


P.S.- blogblogblog

[Spacewoman Spiff]

When I was approx 7 years old, I wasn't deathly afraid of spiders, but I thought they were gross and I'd do a little girl freakout and run to my mom or stepdad to kill them. One day, there was what I remember now as a huge ass black spider in my bedroom. Keep in mind, this event happened 17 years ago, so my imagination and phobia might be blowing the size out of proportion, but I don't think so. I distinctly remember that fucker being fucking huge. Anyways, my mom decided the best way to rid me of my squeamishness would be to lock me in my bedroom with the thing.

To this day, I have no clue exactly how long I was locked up. It could have been anywhere from 1 hour to 4-5, all I know is that my mom didn't hear screaming coming from my bedroom anymore and decided it was time to let me out. She opened up my bedroom door to find me huddled in a ball on the middle of my floor and the spider crawling on me. Needless to say, irrational fear of spiders for me.

Gee mom, you're the best... you sadistic fucking bitch.

[Susvain]

I'm scared of so much crap, so not sure which one to pick. Spiders are my main thing, but that's not uncommon.

Oh! I know! I'm scared of driving late at night by myself, down a road with no lights anywhere, and no cars around.. to see a white apparition appear in the road in front of me and I run into it... *shiver*

Hmm... I would have thought your number one fear would have been "missing a meal".

Was that hackers, or Langston being Langston?

[Langston]

Truth hurts.

[Maeya]

Your wife isn't all that tiny either.

Me? We're not married by the way.

[Susvain]

I'd rather have a little weight, then look like an unattractive, completete nerd, like Lang

[Langston]

I'm, frankly, quite glad you find me unattractive. I don't particularly care for men who like to "wrestle" with other men paying me compliments on my looks.

Other than that, Susvain... you're as predictable as a Swiss Quartz action... anyone I attack you'll come to defend with your pathetic grade school flames. Keep it up Superhero!

[Susvain]

I don't think many woman, or men find you attractive lol

[Langston]

[Adivina]

OMG Lour .... I would have fucking died.

[Jennay]

nm, edited because I don't need to defend myself to you of all people. Go jack off that pale, pimply stump you call your dick to gay porn, you know you want to. Your blatent hatred towards women and homophobic responses say it all.

[Jay]

Oh yeah I just remembered something. I was scared of Kizzy when I used to play. She told me some weird shit let me tell ya. Wish I still had the log =\

[Trielelvan]

Stepped on a big, nasty piece of broken glass (I assume, never actually saw what got me) in the water at a beach, and cut my foot up really badly when I was about 9. Ended up with 29 stitches in the great toe (mostly here, almost severed it, sliced my tendons clean through) and sole, and sometimes I still get phantom pains shooting through the scars. Hurray for nerve damage.

GAHH! >< I did nearly the exact same thing at right around the same age, but it was at a friend's swimming pool. There was a broken glass on the 2nd step in - was totally invisible. It went straight up into the arch of my right foot. I still have a 1 1/2 inch scar there. No stitches for me though. Mom thought I would be just fine once it healed, so she wrapped my foot up in gauze and tape for like 2 weeks. I get the phantom pains up inside my foot as well.
I would still go swimming, but with tennis shoes on and I would only dive in for years

[Manalope]

BAHAHAHAHAHAHGSHGHUIGVUIGEUuhgsufgusgsugvusgdv i just read this thread ;p

p.s. Hello Gentlemen ... (nws ;p)
I took those pics last week ;p

[araby]

God, I remember that. What a nice rod. Hi again...hi!!!

[Langston]