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Postby Jay » Tue Oct 04, 2005 10:19 am

KG-D'you think that um...Dude d'you think that when the album...
When this is out, D'you think this'll make us umm.. more attractive to the ladies?

JB-pshh....yeah. In fact I been getting ready.

KG- Yeah?

JB- Yeah. I been doin' cock pushups.

KG-Cock pushups?
JB-yeah
KG-What are those?

JB- It's where you fuckin' lay down flat, on the ground
KG-yeah?
JB-And you let your boner lift you up off the ground.

KG-noooooo.....That would be impossible..Your cock
could support your whole weight?

JB-well not at first
KGyeah
JB-but over time

KG-Hmm..well how many pushups can you do?

JB-Cock pushups?

KG- Yeah. I guess you could only do one...really...

JB- Yeah, one is all you need.
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Postby Metranon » Tue Oct 04, 2005 6:43 pm

can someone summarize this thread for me?
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Postby Insanityfair » Tue Oct 04, 2005 6:50 pm

No, this one might actually be worth reading, if I recall it was the flame thread of last week.
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Postby Gypsiyee » Tue Oct 04, 2005 6:53 pm

ya met you don't really want a summary of this one.. it's a good read
"I think you may be confusing government running amok with government doing stuff you don't like. See, you're in the minority now. It's supposed to taste like a shit taco." - Jon Stewart
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Postby Jay » Tue Oct 04, 2005 7:08 pm

Ashley, can I have your goat pts?
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Postby Metranon » Tue Oct 04, 2005 8:56 pm

ok yeah that was decent, warrants puffing a bowl afterwards i suppose
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Postby Gypsiyee » Wed Oct 05, 2005 7:52 am

but then how will I play games!
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