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Postby labbats » Thu Oct 27, 2005 10:59 am

Phlegm wrote:
labbats wrote:On one of my flight exams, the doctor gave me a prostate exam.


Did he do this while you were flying?


Yes, but we call that turbulence. And usually it's not a doctor, but a male flight attendant.
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Postby leah » Thu Oct 27, 2005 1:24 pm

labbats wrote:It feels like you have to poop while he has his finger in your butt for five seconds, then the awkwardness is over and it's done.


this is true.

EDITED for TMI
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Postby The Kizzy » Thu Oct 27, 2005 1:29 pm

TMI
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Postby leah » Thu Oct 27, 2005 1:38 pm

lol oh shut up, miz queen of TMI
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Postby Spacewoman Spiff » Thu Oct 27, 2005 1:39 pm

Alex will be very dismayed when he checks on this thread. :v:
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Postby leah » Thu Oct 27, 2005 1:45 pm

lol possibly true. need i delete or edit it?
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Postby Spacewoman Spiff » Thu Oct 27, 2005 1:46 pm

Nah, he's a big kid. He can take it.
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Postby leah » Thu Oct 27, 2005 1:48 pm

nah, i did it anyway. wouldn't want to offend the lil guy.
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Postby Tacks » Thu Oct 27, 2005 1:49 pm

Princess Leah wrote:Josh decided to get frisky one night and messed around back there for about 5 seconds when I shouted EXIT ONLY BUDDY!


oh busted Leah
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Postby The Kizzy » Thu Oct 27, 2005 1:50 pm

leah wrote:lol oh shut up, miz queen of TMI


The difference is that I am always about giving the TMI, you have made an image in the heads of the NT posters. You are a sweet an innocent person, and I prefer to keep my mental image of you that way.
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Postby leah » Thu Oct 27, 2005 2:02 pm

Tacks wrote:
Princess Leah wrote:Josh decided to get frisky one night and messed around back there for about 5 seconds when I shouted EXIT ONLY BUDDY!


oh busted Leah


die.

besides, that's not even what i said. i am WAY more cute when i say things. duh. ^_^

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Postby brinstar » Thu Oct 27, 2005 4:32 pm

did he remember to wear a snorkel
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Postby Captain Insano » Thu Oct 27, 2005 8:49 pm

Tacks wrote:
Princess Leah wrote:Josh decided to get frisky one night and messed around back there for about 5 seconds when I shouted EXIT ONLY BUDDY!


oh busted Leah



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Postby leah » Thu Oct 27, 2005 10:19 pm

brinstar wrote:did he remember to wear a snorkel


literal lol on that one, sir
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Postby Scoota McGee » Fri Oct 28, 2005 10:09 am

I had to have mine checked before going to dive school in the military. I remember the experience quite vividly. There were four of us waiting outside the doctors office… no one was saying a word or making eye contact with anyone. The guy in front of me went in, the door closed. He came out a bit later and couldn’t look anyone in the face… he just about sprinted out of there.

My turn to go came up and I walked into the office. The economy tube of Vaseline on the shelf was pretty god damn intimidating when you’re all of 18 years old. Anyway the doc unceremoniously said “Drop your trousers and lean over the bench on your elbows.” He then gloved up and lubed. To this day I’m still not really sure how he did it because it seemed like he had one of his hands on each of my shoulders.
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Postby brinstar » Thu Nov 03, 2005 5:55 pm

well it *was* the military

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Postby Captain Insano » Thu Nov 03, 2005 8:40 pm

Oceanspray should let Fred Durst check his prostate while he belts out the chorus to "Nookie".
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Postby labbats » Fri Nov 04, 2005 6:29 am

Who is Oceanspray?
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Postby Vincenti » Fri Nov 04, 2005 10:04 am

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