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Postby Captain Insano » Fri Feb 10, 2006 12:08 am

Erodalak wrote:None of my shit smells. I just wash my hands after I smoke.



hahah... If that were only true I might be still smoking.


Any non smoker can smell you within 20 feet and can tell your a smoker by the way your place smells.


The constant lingering smell of smoking is one of the main reasons I finally kicked it.
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Postby leah » Fri Feb 10, 2006 12:12 am

me too also as well
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Postby araby » Fri Feb 10, 2006 2:24 am

only sluts smoke
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Postby Drem » Fri Feb 10, 2006 4:44 am

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Postby Harrison » Fri Feb 10, 2006 10:26 am

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Postby Captain Insano » Fri Feb 10, 2006 11:26 am

Ashly wrote:only sluts smoke



hahah true statement.


Girls who smoke loved to get poked.


see how I rhymed that?
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Postby araby » Fri Feb 10, 2006 1:03 pm

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Postby Jay » Fri Feb 10, 2006 2:51 pm

captain_insano wrote:
Erodalak wrote:None of my shit smells. I just wash my hands after I smoke.



hahah... If that were only true I might be still smoking.


Any non smoker can smell you within 20 feet and can tell your a smoker by the way your place smells.


The constant lingering smell of smoking is one of the main reasons I finally kicked it.


I'm really self conscious about the smoker/smell thing so I hold my cig as far from me as possible, wash my hands afterwards and I carry a tiny spray thing for cologne too. Most people are surprised that I smoke.
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Postby Ouchyfish » Fri Feb 10, 2006 2:58 pm

Not me. When I send in my bills, I blow a full lung worth of smoke into each envelope. I do the same to the money in my wallet.

Smell my tar and nicotine bitches! bwahahahaa
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Postby Tuggan » Fri Feb 10, 2006 3:00 pm

Yeah, ive never given a shit if people know I smoke. I get a kick out of offending people as often as possible.
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Postby Darcler » Fri Feb 10, 2006 3:01 pm

Erodalak wrote:
captain_insano wrote:
Erodalak wrote:None of my shit smells. I just wash my hands after I smoke.



hahah... If that were only true I might be still smoking.


Any non smoker can smell you within 20 feet and can tell your a smoker by the way your place smells.


The constant lingering smell of smoking is one of the main reasons I finally kicked it.


I'm really self conscious about the smoker/smell thing so I hold my cig as far from me as possible, wash my hands afterwards and I carry a tiny spray thing for cologne too. Most people are surprised that I smoke.


He also walks freakishly far away from his apartment so he has time to air.
You call me a phobe. I dont carry a spray can of anything with me. :wink:
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Postby Ouchyfish » Fri Feb 10, 2006 3:05 pm

I was joking btw.
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I am almost as paranoid about it not getting into my clothes. I have an image to keep and thousands of followers/fans that hang on my every move.


That and I don't want my 4 yr old and 5 month old exposed to it all day. =)
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Postby Tuggan » Fri Feb 10, 2006 3:07 pm

if yall are so worried about stinking like smoke, why smoke?
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Postby Ouchyfish » Fri Feb 10, 2006 3:09 pm

Fuckin habit I can't break.
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Postby Captain Insano » Fri Feb 10, 2006 3:21 pm

Erodalak wrote:
captain_insano wrote:
Erodalak wrote:None of my shit smells. I just wash my hands after I smoke.



hahah... If that were only true I might be still smoking.


Any non smoker can smell you within 20 feet and can tell your a smoker by the way your place smells.


The constant lingering smell of smoking is one of the main reasons I finally kicked it.


I'm really self conscious about the smoker/smell thing so I hold my cig as far from me as possible, wash my hands afterwards and I carry a tiny spray thing for cologne too. Most people are surprised that I smoke.


i usesd to try all that shit too... Non smokers can still tell no matter what. Cigarette smoke is like a magic smell or something..It sticks to everything. I'm not saying all that stuff doesn't help... It does, but the smell of cigs is everpresent.
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Postby Gaazy » Fri Feb 10, 2006 3:26 pm

i smoke rarely, but when i do i just wash my cloths and dont smoke in the house, doesnt seem to follow me around ><
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Postby Jay » Fri Feb 10, 2006 3:39 pm

I try to avoid smoking with other smokers as well. Smoke travels. Never smoke in the house, car or anywhere enclosed. Also, wash hands, drink water, take a mint and spray something on yourself.
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Postby Adivina » Fri Feb 10, 2006 3:53 pm

I don't smoke but I get told I smell like it all the time by my mother. Just to prove to you how much living with or being around a smoker makes you reek.

*shakes angry fist at Aryy*
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Postby Phlegm » Fri Feb 10, 2006 3:55 pm

AdivinaDarkfyre wrote:I don't smoke but I get told I smell like it all the time by my mother. Just to prove to you how much living with or being around a smoker makes you reek.

*shakes angry fist at Aryy*


Why don't you drink the yoga tea that get rid of the smell of cigarette smoke in your pores.
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Postby Adivina » Fri Feb 10, 2006 3:56 pm

THEY DON"T HAVE IT!!!

*cries*

Invent some for me pls.
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Postby Phlegm » Fri Feb 10, 2006 3:57 pm

AdivinaDarkfyre wrote:THEY DON"T HAVE IT!!!

*cries*

Invent some for me pls.


If you ask them nicely, I am sure those hippies will throw some leaves, branches, and barks together for you.
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Postby Adivina » Fri Feb 10, 2006 4:05 pm

Rofl. Like I said in the other thread, aside from the evil eucalyptus flavored burps I am having, it does work wonders on the damn sinus passages and has settled my pukey stomach.

I damn sure don't believe all the teas on there work, in particular the ones for CRAZY shit, like IQ tea etc. But herbal remedies can definetly be effective for clearing airways and settling stomaches.
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Postby Tuggan » Fri Feb 10, 2006 4:09 pm

Sleepy Time Tea works :balloons: Drank that stuff when Nyquil wasnt doin the trick last time I had the flu pretty bad.
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Postby Adivina » Fri Feb 10, 2006 4:12 pm

mmm I love sleepy time tea!
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Postby Captain Insano » Fri Feb 10, 2006 6:20 pm

I love smoking. Even though I haven't done it for months. Nicotine is seriously addicting. Just reading this thread makes me want to go buy a pack, but I won't do it.
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