Oh hell

[Harrison]

Diekan is one of those types who make me wonder how they ever keep a relationship go.......oh wait....

[Diekan]

I walked up to a married chick in the gorcery store about 2 hours ago... fine little honey, nice phat ass, huge rack, everything - HUGE rock on her finger. I just walked up and said, "Excuse me, I don't mean to be forward, but I just wanted to compliment you... you are an extremely beautiful woman." She giggled, blushed and thanked me and I walked off... I turned around because I was actually in the isle I needed to be and she was smiling from ear to ear... like I had just made her day. I ducked back out before she saw me and went and got to other things I needed. Of course I had wood all the way home thinking about what it would have been like to bend that phat ass over my coffee table and make her wail like a gibbon in heat... oh well...

I hate to say it, but I'm finding much easier to pick up married women than single women. Which is also terrible because it just ruins my opinion of marriage that much more.

sorry-but this is moronic.. just a tad. you are finding it easier to pick up married women..after you walk up to them and compliment them AFTER you saw her "ROCK" ? hmm...

hmmm and to think I was offering an ear when you needed one.

Anyway, NO I didn't pick her up... I was just paying her a compliment, but I could tell that had I kept on I would have gotten the cell phone number... I would have gotten a coffee date... I said it is easier because IT IS. The vast majority of women that hit on me are married. Very few single women walk up to guys and introduce themselves (down here anyway). I can't count the number of times I've been asked out for a drink or a cup of coffee by a married woman who just wanted to "make friends..." Right - you just decide to ask some guy you see in the frozen food section to a cup of coffee, or a drink (no less) because you want to make a new "friend." uh huh...

I can't count the number of times I've been out on the town and literally seen married women taking off their rings before going up to some dude at the bar to ask him to dance. Marriage has become a joke in our society, whether you want to believe it or not. 50% will end in divorce... while something on the order of 75% of will have, or have already suffered from one or the other cheating.

This is why I'm not married and why I won't get married, now. I've seen even the most "trustworthy" of wives throwing it out there. I personally know one married woman... who I thought would have been the most faithful (and actually envied the guy who had her because I thought she was on the serious up and up) go astray. "Girls night out" I happened to see her at the same club as I and a few of my friends. She disappears with a someone one of my firends knew. About 45 minutes later they both pop back in the club at the same time... seems little miss faithful went out to his car with him and gave him head. No one is immune from cheating... certainly not with the reasons people get married in this day and age.

So, think what you want. But I guarendamntee you that I would have gotten something from her if I had pushed on. I didn't because, despite how badly I would liked to have nailed her, I didn't want to go there. I just felt like making some chicks day - married or not.

So you explain to me why married women aren't easier to pick when greater than 80% of the women that out-right hit on me are married, and when I see MARRIED women throwing it around like a softball every other friggen weekend.

[Jay]

Married women are much easier to pick up than single women. Too many marriage problems one could easily exploit. I think it's as lame as banging a girl who just broke up with your close friend.

[Tossica]

Diekan


You are full of shit.

[Diekan]

LOL.

If you really think I give a fuck what a bunch of people, whom I've never met, whom I'll NEVER meet, whom live no where near me think... then you're a fool. I have nothing to prove to anyone, especially a collection of pixels - which is basically what this or any other message board amounts too. Believe what you will - honestly I could give a shit less.

[brinstar]

for someone who doesn't care what a bunch of strangers thinks about his retarded shallow peenolympics, you sure post a fat fucking lot about it

do yourself and your soul a favor, go live on a remote island for a year by yourself. you're letting your obsession with tail consume you and it's starting to get ugly. stop following your wang around and look into some of the other things life has to offer!

don't want any feedback? then don't fucking post

[araby]

diekan anything I say to you should be taken lightly because I feel as though we have a mutual understanding and when I flame you, just scroll over it.

I am not saying that married women aren't easy to pick up. but you are the one who opened that door, in that particular situation and that is why it seems moronic to me. I get the rest.

[Tae-Bo]

Diekan


You are full of shit.

also: DIKEan

[araby]

Diekan


You are full of shit.

also: DIKEan

omg look at you with your pacific time

[kinghooter00]

Tell her

"Its not you... Its me."

Thats classic

[The Kizzy]

for someone who doesn't care what a bunch of strangers thinks about his retarded shallow peenolympics, you sure post a fat fucking lot about it

do yourself and your soul a favor, go live on a remote island for a year by yourself. you're letting your obsession with tail consume you and it's starting to get ugly. stop following your wang around and look into some of the other things life has to offer!

don't want any feedback? then don't fucking post

You, sir, are amazing, does this stuff just come to you? I need you at my New Years Eve Party. Free Beer, and you can crash on my couch!!

[araby]

if alex goes I'll go. does the invite in the pm extend til new years? please say yes or I will be mortified.

[Jay]

I lol'd @ Brin's post.