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Postby Harrison » Sun Apr 17, 2005 1:24 pm

I have you both beat.

Mine is 9"
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Postby Harrison » Sun Apr 17, 2005 1:24 pm

Oh, sorry I thought we were whipping out our cocks to measure :dunno:
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Postby Martrae » Sun Apr 17, 2005 3:29 pm

It does no good to have one if you don't use it.
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Postby liquidstayce » Sun Apr 17, 2005 4:34 pm

Harrison wrote:I have you both beat.

Mine is 9"


You don't start from the bottom of your spine.
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Postby Stabfase » Sun Apr 17, 2005 4:59 pm

liquidstayce wrote:
Harrison wrote:I have you both beat.

Mine is 9"


You don't start from the bottom of your spine.



shhhhh, his hand might be looking.
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Postby Mop » Sun Apr 17, 2005 5:01 pm

what makes me chuckle is if someone else had posted that, he would be calling them pussies.
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Postby Stabfase » Sun Apr 17, 2005 5:03 pm

he can call me a pussy, because the closest he gets to one is by cupping his hands in the shower.
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Postby Stabfase » Sun Apr 17, 2005 5:11 pm

let me save you some time Fin.


"You don't know shit about me~"
"I bounce at parties, i see pussy all the time"
"My guitar has a hole"
"I partially paid for that stripper"
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Postby Harrison » Sun Apr 17, 2005 5:13 pm

I see humor is beyond you retards. Stabfase doesn't surprise me, nor Mop too often lately. You other two disappoint me. The stupidity here is spreading to even you.

It was a joke pointing out that no one gives a fuck about the pissing contest.
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Postby Harrison » Sun Apr 17, 2005 5:15 pm

Mop wrote:what makes me chuckle is if someone else had posted that, he would be calling them pussies.


No, I would have went along with the JOKE and posted an equally ridiculous thing such as.

"Mine is 9 inches but it's also 3 inches wide, I win"
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Postby Dylan » Sun Apr 17, 2005 5:21 pm

Anyone link the thread in which Ugzugz owned himself?
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Postby Martrae » Sun Apr 17, 2005 5:27 pm

And perhaps I was talking to the people in this thread that were talking about their *cough*high IQs.

Then again, perhaps not....
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Postby Eziekial » Sun Apr 17, 2005 6:25 pm

I have a high penis and an average sized IQ and use them all the time. :rofl:
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Postby veeneedefeesh » Sun Apr 17, 2005 9:36 pm

Stabfase wrote:he can call me a pussy, because the closest he gets to one is by cupping his hands in the shower......
"You don't know shit about me~"
"I bounce at parties, i see pussy all the time"
"My guitar has a hole"
"I partially paid for that stripper"
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Postby Diabolik » Sun Apr 17, 2005 11:35 pm

EVERYONE HERE IS RETARDED EXCEPT ME
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Postby brinstar » Mon Apr 18, 2005 12:18 am

Harrison wrote:It was a joke pointing out that no one gives a fuck about the pissing contest.


thank goodness you're fuckin always RIGHT THERE to remind us of that
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Postby Harrison » Mon Apr 18, 2005 12:29 am

Damn fuckin' right!!
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Postby Drem » Mon Apr 18, 2005 2:04 am

haha
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Postby Darcler » Mon Apr 18, 2005 11:53 pm

Stabfase wrote:he can call me a pussy, because the closest he gets to one is by cupping his hands in the shower.



lol
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Postby Dylan » Mon Apr 18, 2005 11:54 pm

Dylan wrote:Anyone link the thread in which Ugzugz owned himself?
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