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Postby KaiineTN » Sat Jun 09, 2007 4:15 pm

Her name made her semi-famous, and the sex tape really did it. Basically, she didn't do much of anything, as far as I recall.
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Postby Lyion » Sun Jun 10, 2007 8:48 am

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Postby Menlaan » Sun Jun 10, 2007 10:55 am

lyion wrote:http://www.breitbart.tv/?p=1471


hahaha, that's hilarious
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Postby Eziekial » Sun Jun 10, 2007 10:58 am

Unreal.

By the way, I had a very brief and uncomfortable meeting with Admiral Mullen during Hurricane Katrina relief efforts. By meeting, I mean I was in the same room as him and about 4-5 other 2-3 star admirals surround by countless Captains and Commanders. By uncomfortable, I mean I was squeezed into the back of a tiny room in the bowels of the Pentagon.
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Postby Menlaan » Sun Jun 10, 2007 7:27 pm

That's pretty cool. What do you do?
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Postby 10sun » Sun Jun 10, 2007 7:58 pm

He is a high end male stripper.
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Postby Menlaan » Sun Jun 10, 2007 8:00 pm

Eziekial wrote:I was squeezed into the back of a tiny room in the bowels of the Pentagon.


Haha, sounds like he is!
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Postby Eziekial » Sun Jun 10, 2007 8:23 pm

I was doing Navy reserve duty and was part of the response HQ that was set up after hurricane Katrina hit. I was with one of the Captains who made a presentation for CNIC to the Admiral.
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Postby Diekan » Sun Jun 10, 2007 8:24 pm

Ginzburgh wrote:She's worth 500 million. She's a pretentious, racist, self serving, douche bag who got what she deserved.

Why pity her?


Holy shit I actually agree with someone Ginzburgh said!!1!111!!

The world can now end.

Although you did forget to add: prententious, racist, self serving, douche bag with an IQ of 30...
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Postby Diekan » Sun Jun 10, 2007 8:27 pm

If Hilton wasn't worth 500+ million you can be her ugly (yes I said ugly - that skank is not the least bit attractive), hairbrained ass would be working at Wal-Mart pushing a broom and going home to her single wide every night.
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Postby Yamori » Sun Jun 10, 2007 8:27 pm

So she's a fool who has money. Why haven't they been parted yet? :/
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Postby 10sun » Sun Jun 10, 2007 8:35 pm

because people get distracted and try to part her legs instead.
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Postby araby » Sun Jun 10, 2007 8:40 pm

don't forget she is an author and was on a reality show!! give an heiress some slack.
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Postby Martrae » Sun Jun 10, 2007 8:44 pm

lyion wrote:http://www.breitbart.tv/?p=1471



ROFL...too funny
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Postby kaharthemad » Mon Jun 11, 2007 6:50 am

Martrae wrote:So, now they are saying it's cuz she didn't have her meds and that's why she deteriorated so fast....anyone else thinking detox?


sounds like the call of the wild junk bird imo
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Postby Phlegm » Mon Jun 11, 2007 11:16 am

Diekan wrote:Although you did forget to add: prententious, racist, self serving, douche bag with an IQ of 30...



She was only acting dumb.

LOS ANGELES, California (AP) -- Paris Hilton says she will no longer "act dumb."

The reality TV star and relentless publicity-seeker spoke with Barbara Walters by phone Sunday, a day after releasing a statement saying she hoped the media would focus on "more important things" than her 45-day jail sentence, according to ABC News' Web site.

"I used to act dumb. ... That act is no longer cute," ABC quoted Hilton as saying.

After spending three days in jail in a reckless driving case, Hilton was briefly released to home confinement Thursday for an undisclosed medical condition. An outraged judge sent her back to jail Friday. She is now housed in the medical ward of a maximum-security detention center.

According to ABC News, the call came after Hilton's mother, Kathy, phoned Walters. During the conversation, the 26-year-old socialite called her mom on another line, found out her mother was talking to Walters, and then called Walters collect. All jail inmates are required to call collect.

Hilton has been saying that she is changed by her jailhouse experience, and she repeated that theme with Walters: "Now, I would like to make a difference. ... God has given me this new chance."

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Postby Xaiveir » Mon Jun 11, 2007 11:27 am

Phlegm wrote:
Diekan wrote:Although you did forget to add: prententious, racist, self serving, douche bag with an IQ of 30...



She was only acting dumb.

LOS ANGELES, California (AP) -- Paris Hilton says she will no longer "act dumb."

The reality TV star and relentless publicity-seeker spoke with Barbara Walters by phone Sunday, a day after releasing a statement saying she hoped the media would focus on "more important things" than her 45-day jail sentence, according to ABC News' Web site.

"I used to act dumb. ... That act is no longer cute," ABC quoted Hilton as saying.

After spending three days in jail in a reckless driving case, Hilton was briefly released to home confinement Thursday for an undisclosed medical condition. An outraged judge sent her back to jail Friday. She is now housed in the medical ward of a maximum-security detention center.

According to ABC News, the call came after Hilton's mother, Kathy, phoned Walters. During the conversation, the 26-year-old socialite called her mom on another line, found out her mother was talking to Walters, and then called Walters collect. All jail inmates are required to call collect.

Hilton has been saying that she is changed by her jailhouse experience, and she repeated that theme with Walters: "Now, I would like to make a difference. ... God has given me this new chance."




Ahhh how cute....now she wants to save the world!
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Postby Phlegm » Mon Jun 11, 2007 11:33 am

Xaiveir wrote:
Phlegm wrote:
Diekan wrote:Although you did forget to add: prententious, racist, self serving, douche bag with an IQ of 30...



She was only acting dumb.

LOS ANGELES, California (AP) -- Paris Hilton says she will no longer "act dumb."

The reality TV star and relentless publicity-seeker spoke with Barbara Walters by phone Sunday, a day after releasing a statement saying she hoped the media would focus on "more important things" than her 45-day jail sentence, according to ABC News' Web site.

"I used to act dumb. ... That act is no longer cute," ABC quoted Hilton as saying.

After spending three days in jail in a reckless driving case, Hilton was briefly released to home confinement Thursday for an undisclosed medical condition. An outraged judge sent her back to jail Friday. She is now housed in the medical ward of a maximum-security detention center.

According to ABC News, the call came after Hilton's mother, Kathy, phoned Walters. During the conversation, the 26-year-old socialite called her mom on another line, found out her mother was talking to Walters, and then called Walters collect. All jail inmates are required to call collect.

Hilton has been saying that she is changed by her jailhouse experience, and she repeated that theme with Walters: "Now, I would like to make a difference. ... God has given me this new chance."




Ahhh how cute....now she wants to save the world!


That's because she found God.
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Postby Xaiveir » Mon Jun 11, 2007 11:36 am

Phlegm wrote:

Ahhh how cute....now she wants to save the world!

That's because she found God.



!!!! Where was he hiding? That guy is so hard to find, we need to get him a waldo shirt to make it easier!
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Postby Phlegm » Mon Jun 11, 2007 11:41 am

Xaiveir wrote:
Phlegm wrote:

Ahhh how cute....now she wants to save the world!

That's because she found God.



!!!! Where was he hiding? That guy is so hard to find, we need to get him a waldo shirt to make it easier!


He was in the LA county jail...
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Postby Martrae » Mon Jun 11, 2007 11:44 am

This is hysterical considering there was an article yesterday about how if she wanted to change her image and garner sympathy she should dump the party girl scene and take up causes.
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Postby Xaiveir » Mon Jun 11, 2007 11:52 am

Phlegm wrote:
Xaiveir wrote:
Phlegm wrote:

Ahhh how cute....now she wants to save the world!

That's because she found God.



!!!! Where was he hiding? That guy is so hard to find, we need to get him a waldo shirt to make it easier!


He was in the LA county jail...



No wonder he couldnt be found! He was wearing one of those orange jumpsuits. He blended right in!
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Postby Zanchief » Mon Jun 11, 2007 11:52 am

Why does she care what people think of her? She doesn't have an image to protect, because she doesn't have a job.
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Postby Tacks » Mon Jun 11, 2007 12:00 pm

I call it the Harrison effect.
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Postby araby » Mon Jun 11, 2007 12:11 pm

Xaiveir wrote:
Phlegm wrote:
Xaiveir wrote:
Phlegm wrote:

Ahhh how cute....now she wants to save the world!

That's because she found God.



!!!! Where was he hiding? That guy is so hard to find, we need to get him a waldo shirt to make it easier!


He was in the LA county jail...



No wonder he couldnt be found! He was wearing one of those orange jumpsuits. He blended right in!


I found him behind the couch. He must be everywhere!
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