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Postby Narrock » Thu May 05, 2005 10:42 am

In case anybody missed this gem from Tikker...

If anyone wants more of a chuckle, check out the courses the "college" offers


Here's a list of the degree programs and concentrations that Charter Oak State College offers that tickled Tikker's funny bone:

Applied Behavioral Science - Political Science Focus
Applied Behavioral Science - Psychology Focus
Applied Behavioral Science - Sociology Focus
Biology
Business
Chemistry
Child Study (A)
Child Study (B)
Child Study (C)
Communication
Computer Science Studies
Criminal Justice
Economics
Engineering Studies
Fire Service Administration
Health Studies
Health Care Administraton
History
Human Services Administration
Individualized Studies
Information Systems
Liberal Studies
Mathematics
Physics
Political Science
Public Safety Administration
Psychology
Sociology
Technology Studies
Anthropology
Applied Arts
Foreign Language
Geography
Literature
Music History
Philosophy
Religious Studies

Clearly, these are laughable concentrations, eh Tikker? Are you just upset because they don't offer underwater basket-weaving or tire-retreading... something that you might be able to be successful in?
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Postby Insanityfair » Thu May 05, 2005 10:45 am

I love how something that was supposed to be funny turned out to be yet another e-pen0r size competition JUST LIKE EVERY OTHER ONE. You all say you are tired of these arguments, then knock it off, sheesh.
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Postby The Kizzy » Thu May 05, 2005 10:46 am

Why do you feel the need to defend your college here, Mindia? I am willing to wager 85% of this board doesn't care. I don't, and I don't mean that in a rude way. I could care less where people go to school, it has no direct effect on my life. Stop rising to the bait, and be the better person here.
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Postby Narrock » Thu May 05, 2005 10:47 am

Tikker wrote:WHy do you keep pointing out they're accredited by the same governing board?

It's a regional board

They're in the same region

It's not a shock they're accredited by the same board


And yes Mindia, I did graduate highschool, and moved onto a real university as well


You have once again clearly demonstrated that you know absolutely nothing about the accreditation process. Regional accreditation is the most prestigious and most difficult accreditations to achieve. There is a strict guideline and set of circumstances an institution must prove itself with in order to be considered for Regional Accreditation. But I don't expect a Canadiot like yourself to understand such a complex fact.
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Postby Gidan » Thu May 05, 2005 10:51 am

Why is it that everything turns into a fight about who went where. It doesn't matter what college you went to.

People may bash the college Mindia went to, but you know what? He went to school, thats far more then I can say for a HUGE portion of the people in this country. I couldn't care less what school it was, he has a degree and has every right to be proud of that.

On the same note, just because a school is in Canada does not mean its worthless. I dont agree with Mindias bashing of Canadian degrees any more then I agree with bashing his degree because he took his courses online.
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Postby Ganzo » Thu May 05, 2005 10:51 am

:banghead:
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Narrock wrote:Yup, I ... was just trolling.

Narrock wrote:I wikipedia'd everything first.
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Postby Zanchief » Thu May 05, 2005 10:52 am

Mindia wrote:To the 3 stooges: (Rust, Tikker, Zanchief)

"Charter Oak State College was established in 1973 by the Connecticut Legislature to provide an alternative way for adults to earn associate and baccalaureate degrees. The College is accredited by the Connecticut Board of Governors for Higher Education and the New England Association of Schools and Colleges and functions under the degree-granting authority of Connecticut 's Board for State Academic Awards."

COSC shares the same accreditation as Harvard and Yale. You calling it a "ghetto" college is so typical of a Canadiot comment.

Btw... did you even graduate high school Tikker? lol


Nelson Hibbert wrote:Hey Maybe I could be more use to you down at the bank, I do have an MBA from an Ivy League colege. Well, it's not strickly Ivy League but it was near harvard. You had to take the same bus that you took to get to Harvard, not that anyone who went to Harvard ever took the bus.
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Postby Narrock » Thu May 05, 2005 11:01 am

That was Zanchief's way of saying, "I just got owned but can't bring myself to admitting it!"
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Postby Tikker » Thu May 05, 2005 11:02 am

Mindia wrote:
Tikker wrote:WHy do you keep pointing out they're accredited by the same governing board?

It's a regional board

They're in the same region

It's not a shock they're accredited by the same board


And yes Mindia, I did graduate highschool, and moved onto a real university as well


You have once again clearly demonstrated that you know absolutely nothing about the accreditation process. Regional accreditation is the most prestigious and most difficult accreditations to achieve. There is a strict guideline and set of circumstances an institution must prove itself with in order to be considered for Regional Accreditation. But I don't expect a Canadiot like yourself to understand such a complex fact.


Out of curiousity then, why did you not attend Harvard, or Yale?
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Postby Insanityfair » Thu May 05, 2005 11:03 am

Ganzo wrote::banghead:


I'm with Ganzo.
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Postby The Kizzy » Thu May 05, 2005 11:03 am

Im with IF
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Postby Narrock » Thu May 05, 2005 11:06 am

Kizzy wrote:Why do you feel the need to defend your college here, Mindia? I am willing to wager 85% of this board doesn't care. I don't, and I don't mean that in a rude way. I could care less where people go to school, it has no direct effect on my life. Stop rising to the bait, and be the better person here.


It's more of a desire to educate people on accreditation and the importance it plays in a higher education institution, and to prove again that the Canadiots (not Ciladan) are nothing but trolls who don't know what they're talking about (big surprise there).

Taken from http://www.worldwidelearn.com


The Importance of Accreditation
What is Accreditation?

Accreditation is a system or process for providing public confidence and a tool for improvement used by educational institutions.

It promises a basic level of quality in an educational institution through a process that examines a school's faculty, course content, recruiting practices, admissions procedures, and more.

The purpose of accreditation is similar world wide:

to ensure quality education programs through the use of standards and rigorous evaluation criteria
to stimulate institutions toward higher levels of quality and efficiency
to provide a system for public trust and accountability
You can learn much about the reputation of an institution and the general quality of its academic programs from its accreditation status.

Each of the schools listed on our site are accredited by recognized associations where applicable, an important consideration when selecting an e-learning course or program.

In most countries education providers are nationally controlled and regulated, usually by a single government agency such as a Ministry of Education. In the U.S. and Canada, however, there is no centralized authority but regional accreditation bodies ensure high standards in academic programs and institutions.

The associations or governing bodies that grant accreditation have responsibility for establishing criteria, visiting and evaluating institutions, and awarding accreditation to those programs and institutions that meet their criteria.


The Importance of Accreditation
Perhaps the best evidence that any online education program is worth our time and money comes from the school's accreditation. The accreditation process ensures the school has been reviewed in terms of its academics, recruiting, admissions, faculty, and more. It signals to us that the institution will provide quality education and continuously work to improve its overall effectiveness and student outcomes.

CHEA, the Council for Higher Education Accreditation, reminds us that accreditation also serves other purposes beyond assuring academic quality to students and the public.

Accreditation is required for students to gain access to federal funds for grants and loans in the U.S.
Accreditation makes credit transfer among colleges and universities easier.
Employers look for accreditation status when evaluating credentials of job applicants and offering financial support to employees
When you see that an institution is accredited by a recognized authority, you can be sure of its integrity and commitment to students.


Types of Accreditation
Institutions and individual programs (faculties) within an institution participate in the accreditation process. The two types of accreditation commonly used throughout the world are:
Institutional accreditation
Specialized, professional, or programmatic accreditation

Institutional accreditation
Institutional accreditation is awarded when a college or university meets the prescribed standards of the accrediting agency. The effectiveness of the entire school operation - including academics, administration, and related services -- is reviewed and certified. This affirmation ensures a high degree of quality for the public and is recognized throughout the education world.

Specialized, professional, or programmatic accreditation
Departments, programs, or schools within a college or university that is institutionally accredited often seek specialized accreditation. Specialized accreditation focuses on a narrower set of standards particular to that field of study - engineering, law, teaching, and nursing are examples.

The licensing boards that regulate some professions may require a student to attend programs that hold special accreditation, so it is important for the prospective student to know what is required to be a licensed practitioner in their field.
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Postby Zanchief » Thu May 05, 2005 11:06 am

I'm with Kizzy...What are we doing?
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Postby Martrae » Thu May 05, 2005 11:08 am

Mindia wrote:That was Zanchief's way of saying, "I just got owned but can't bring myself to admitting it!"



You really don't see the subtleties, do you?
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Postby Tikker » Thu May 05, 2005 11:10 am

You should know by now that Mindia is generally clueless
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Postby The Kizzy » Thu May 05, 2005 11:10 am

Mindia, my point is, NOONE CARES IF YOU GOT A DEGREE FROM HARVARD< THE INTERNET< CANADA< OR A LUCKY CHARMS BOX. You are doing more than some and at least have a degree. Save us all the tl;dr posts, for the love of God, please.
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Postby Narrock » Thu May 05, 2005 11:11 am

Tikker wrote:
Mindia wrote:
Tikker wrote:WHy do you keep pointing out they're accredited by the same governing board?

It's a regional board

They're in the same region

It's not a shock they're accredited by the same board


And yes Mindia, I did graduate highschool, and moved onto a real university as well


You have once again clearly demonstrated that you know absolutely nothing about the accreditation process. Regional accreditation is the most prestigious and most difficult accreditations to achieve. There is a strict guideline and set of circumstances an institution must prove itself with in order to be considered for Regional Accreditation. But I don't expect a Canadiot like yourself to understand such a complex fact.


Out of curiousity then, why did you not attend Harvard, or Yale?


COSC is more convenient and is about 90% less expensive than Harvard. I could have gone to Sacramento State University too, but I didn't want to hassle with driving, traffic, parking, etc. after working a 10-hour day.

Online colleges are the wave of the future. Their popularity is increasing exponentially. Why don't you ask youself why... and really think about it.
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Postby Martrae » Thu May 05, 2005 11:13 am

I keep forgetting the need to use small words with no other possible meanings.
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Postby Zanchief » Thu May 05, 2005 11:13 am

Mindia wrote:
Kizzy wrote:Why do you feel the need to defend your college here, Mindia? I am willing to wager 85% of this board doesn't care. I don't, and I don't mean that in a rude way. I could care less where people go to school, it has no direct effect on my life. Stop rising to the bait, and be the better person here.


It's more of a desire to educate people on accreditation and the importance it plays in a higher education institution, and to prove again that the Canadiots (not Ciladan) are nothing but trolls who don't know what they're talking about (big surprise there).


I don't care what school you went to. Go digging for a post were I mention your school in a positive or negative light. I made one comment, which I know you didn't understand because your reply was completely moronic, which was funny and not at all negative.

Go pick a fight with someone else Mindia, I'm fighting Lyion today, not you. I don't have the patience to argue with two hardheaded stubborn fools in one day.
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Postby Narrock » Thu May 05, 2005 11:13 am

Kizzy wrote:Mindia, my point is, NOONE CARES IF YOU GOT A DEGREE FROM HARVARD< THE INTERNET< CANADA< OR A LUCKY CHARMS BOX. You are doing more than some and at least have a degree. Save us all the tl;dr posts, for the love of God, please.


Skip over my posts then. That will solve your frustration.
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Postby The Kizzy » Thu May 05, 2005 11:16 am

I can't. They're everywhere. :angel4:
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Postby veeneedefeesh » Thu May 05, 2005 11:35 am

Mindia wrote:Skip over my posts then. That will solve your frustration.

Thats what I do, works fine for me.
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Postby Narrock » Thu May 05, 2005 11:57 am

Kizzy wrote:I can't. They're everywhere. :angel4:
:ugh:
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Postby Eziekial » Thu May 05, 2005 12:07 pm

I'm starting to wear out my mouse scoll wheel due to mindia posts.
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Postby xaoshaen » Thu May 05, 2005 12:09 pm

It's like walkng through a heavily trafficked cow pasture. Sooner or later you step in one.
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