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Postby araby » Wed Jan 18, 2006 9:15 pm

I want to be one.
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Postby Phlegm » Thu Jan 19, 2006 7:46 am

What exactly are rollergirls? The Heather Graham character in Boogie Nights?
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Postby Kramer » Thu Jan 19, 2006 10:16 am

hopefully. :locked:
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    Postby Tacks » Thu Jan 19, 2006 10:26 am

    I thought you were already a whore...
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    Postby Zanchief » Thu Jan 19, 2006 10:27 am

    Tacks wrote:I thought you were already a whore...


    HAHA
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    Postby Captain Insano » Thu Jan 19, 2006 11:36 am

    Tacks wrote:I thought you were already a whore...



    :lol:
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    Postby Jesus » Thu Jan 19, 2006 12:18 pm

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    Postby Martrae » Thu Jan 19, 2006 1:12 pm

    Roller Derby Queen - Jim Croce

    Gonna tell you a story that you won’t believe
    But I fell in love last friday evenin’
    With a girl I saw on a bar room t.v. screen

    Well I was just gettin’ ready to get my hat
    When she caught my eye and I put it back
    And I ordered myself a couple o’ more shots and beers

    The night that I fell in love with a roller derby queen
    Round and round, oh round and round
    The meanest hunk o’ woman
    That anybody ever seen
    Down in the arena

    She was five foot six and two fifteen
    A bleached-blonde mama
    With a streak of mean
    She knew how to knuckle
    And she knew how to scuffle and fight

    And the roller derby program said
    That she was built like a ’fridgerator with a head
    Her fans call her tuffy
    But all her buddies called her spike

    You know that I fell in love with a roller derby queen
    Round and round, oh round and round
    The meanest hunk o’ woman
    That anybody ever seen
    Down in the arena

    Round and round, go round and round
    Round and round, go round and round
    Round and round

    Well I could not help it
    But to fall in love
    With this heavy-duty woman
    I been speakin’ of
    Things looked kind of bad
    Until the day she skated into my life

    Well she might be nasty
    She might be fat
    But I never met a person
    Who would tell her that
    She’s my big blonde bomber
    My heavy handed hackensack mama

    You know that I fell in love with a roller derby queen
    Round and round, oh round and round
    The meanest hunk o’ woman
    That anybody ever seen
    Down in the arena

    Round and round, go round and round
    Round and round, go round and round
    Round and round
    Inside each person lives two wolves. One is loyal, kind, respectful, humble and open to the mystery of life. The other is greedy, jealous, hateful, afraid and blind to the wonders of life. They are in battle for your spirit. The one who wins is the one you feed.
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    Postby araby » Thu Jan 19, 2006 6:01 pm

    Roller girl as in Heather Graham was a whore.

    Rollergirls, as in the show on A&E are not whores, they are badass chicks who get down and dirty in the rink.

    http://www.aetv.com/rollergirls/
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    Postby Captain Insano » Thu Jan 19, 2006 7:11 pm

    Oh yah the ones that looks like butch dyke lesbian hags. Hold on let me turn on the fucking TV.
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    Postby Harrison » Thu Jan 19, 2006 7:31 pm

    Heather Graham :vv:
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    Postby Tossica » Thu Jan 19, 2006 7:47 pm

    I was pretty involved in the latest Rollergils upstart here in MN a couple years back. It's great fun but the novelty kind of wore off quickly. They are cute and all but out of the 4-5 teams that were put togther here, maybe 10 of the girls could actually skate worth a shit and of those 10, 4 were actually good at the "game". I remember rollerderby from when I was a kid and yeah, almost all of the violence was staged but damn, those girls were badasses back then.
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