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Am I wrong for laughing maniaclly at this?

Postby The Kizzy » Mon Feb 20, 2006 11:27 am

So as many of you know, my ex husband, Dave, left me for another woman. They have been together almost 3 years. So she decides that she can't handle being a step mother because my oldest son doesn't listen to her, leaves lights on, leaves TVs on, forgets his homework at school, etc etc.

So she convinces Dave that this is a phase he is going through. And Dave agrees to get his own place closer to work, (he was driving 90 miles one way) She helps him move everything over on Friday. She leaevs around midnight. He calls her all day Saturday to talk to her but she won't pick up the phone and the machine is not on.

So he decided on Saturday night to drive over to her house because he was concerned for her well being, because she supposedly took him moving pretty hard. He had already given her the key to the house back, so when he found the doors locked, he broke in through a kitchen window. He no more than gets his foot on the ground when he hears her screeching "You broke my F'ing window, you M F'er" Then he hears a male voice that says, "Dude, get the fuck out now"

He wasn't even gone for 24 hours, and she had already had some other guy come over.

I feel bad, because he is totally heartbroken over it, but I still thik its funny, because everyone tried to warn him.
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Postby Tikker » Mon Feb 20, 2006 11:51 am

no laugh all you like


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Postby Tacks » Mon Feb 20, 2006 11:56 am

because my oldest son doesn't listen to her, leaves lights on, leaves TVs on, forgets his homework at school, etc etc


things that never change aren't "phases"
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Postby Zanchief » Mon Feb 20, 2006 12:01 pm

You guys should work out your differences on Jerry Springer.
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Postby Darcler » Mon Feb 20, 2006 12:02 pm

But...why would he get his own place? The reasoning behind this is confusing.
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Postby Tacks » Mon Feb 20, 2006 12:09 pm

Zanchief Returns wrote:You guys should work out your differences on Jerry Springer.


If you're referring to me why would you think this is a difference? She knew I cared about her kids and I would seriously doubt she'd disagree with what I said.
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Postby Lyion » Mon Feb 20, 2006 1:04 pm

I think you earned the right to laugh at him, and not feel bad, either.
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Re: Am I wrong for laughing maniaclly at this?

Postby Phlegm » Mon Feb 20, 2006 1:04 pm

The Kizzy wrote:So as many of you know, my ex husband, Dave, left me for another woman. They have been together almost 3 years. So she decides that she can't handle being a step mother because my oldest son doesn't listen to her, leaves lights on, leaves TVs on, forgets his homework at school, etc etc.

So she convinces Dave that this is a phase he is going through. And Dave agrees to get his own place closer to work, (he was driving 90 miles one way) She helps him move everything over on Friday. She leaevs around midnight. He calls her all day Saturday to talk to her but she won't pick up the phone and the machine is not on.

So he decided on Saturday night to drive over to her house because he was concerned for her well being, because she supposedly took him moving pretty hard. He had already given her the key to the house back, so when he found the doors locked, he broke in through a kitchen window. He no more than gets his foot on the ground when he hears her screeching "You broke my F'ing window, you M F'er" Then he hears a male voice that says, "Dude, get the fuck out now"

He wasn't even gone for 24 hours, and she had already had some other guy come over.

I feel bad, because he is totally heartbroken over it, but I still thik its funny, because everyone tried to warn him.


How did you find out about this? Did your ex-husband tell you about it?
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Postby Darcler » Mon Feb 20, 2006 1:13 pm

I still dont see how she conviced him to get his own place and him not think anything of it.
Someone help me out here, did I miss something?
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Postby The Kizzy » Mon Feb 20, 2006 1:28 pm

I don't understand either Darcler, especially when his first clue should hae been, I wan't to still see you but give me my key back.
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Postby Zanchief » Mon Feb 20, 2006 1:37 pm

Tacks wrote:
Zanchief Returns wrote:You guys should work out your differences on Jerry Springer.


If you're referring to me why would you think this is a difference? She knew I cared about her kids and I would seriously doubt she'd disagree with what I said.


I wasn't referring to you at all~
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Postby Gargamellow » Mon Feb 20, 2006 3:38 pm

Wow...what a fucking bitch. She fucks up his life then fucks him over. I can't wait till Stephanie(homewrecking slut) fucks Matt(cheating bastard) over....or until he beats her fucking face in. Man...I am such a cold cunt...

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Postby Darcler » Mon Feb 20, 2006 5:19 pm

lol first clue SHOULD have been You go get a place closer to work...I'll stay here. :eyecrazy:
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Postby Martrae » Mon Feb 20, 2006 5:21 pm

I'd be laughing my ass off. :)
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Postby Phlegm » Mon Feb 20, 2006 5:23 pm

Kizzy, did you ever find out if she poisoned your son?
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Postby Gargamellow » Mon Feb 20, 2006 5:51 pm

omg wut
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Postby Ouchyfish » Mon Feb 20, 2006 5:51 pm

So as many of you know, my ex husband, Dave, left me for another woman



made me laugh

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Postby Eldred » Mon Feb 20, 2006 5:52 pm

I'd go fuck the bitch up just for fucking with your kids now that your ex will not care about it maybe he'll even help you. And I'd feel bad about it for about 20seconds untill the laughter wells up in your gut and you have no recource but to revel in his misery.
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Postby Captain Insano » Mon Feb 20, 2006 7:18 pm

your ex sounds like he got what he deserved.... but he should try and slip it in her ass one more time and then put it right in her mouth.

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Postby The Kizzy » Mon Feb 20, 2006 8:56 pm

Phlegm wrote:Kizzy, did you ever find out if she poisoned your son?


The doctors are still running more tests, they think he is diabetic. So technically, she was posioning him with sugar candy and lots of pop. Who the hell gives a 4 yr old pop? He doesn't get sugar at my house except for once in a great while.
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Postby Rotj » Mon Feb 20, 2006 9:10 pm

lols @ insano's post
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Postby kaharthemad » Tue Feb 21, 2006 11:34 am

there is something enjoyable about this... I think only one thing comes to mind at a time like this...

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Postby Ouchyfish » Tue Feb 21, 2006 11:52 am

hahahaha them owned/pwned pictures never get old..my fave is still nuts getting kicked animated one.
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Postby Adivina » Tue Feb 21, 2006 11:56 am

Nothing wrong at all Kizzy, karma is a sweet sweet thing. When a douchebag gets whats coming to them, laugh hard and laugh loud.
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Postby Jay » Tue Feb 21, 2006 1:03 pm

I always liked the Karl Malone one's that LoS used to have on their site.
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