by Diekan » Sun May 07, 2006 5:41 pm
LOL HAHA about time! Finally, a study that proves what we intelligent men already knew. Now maybe women will stop spewing that shit about just wanting a "nice guy who treats them right."
You all want the real low down on "today's" woman? Well, here it is... what do women look for in a man?
1. Looks - Here we have a creature who will spend two hours getting ready to go out. A creature that will spend an entire day at the mall looking for just the right dress and matching shoes. What... they suddenly don't care what their man looks like? Women are jealous creatures. Nothing, I mean nothing gives them more pleasure than parading a "hottie" around with them to make all their friends and family foaming with jealousy. You ever been sitting behind a couple of chicks in some restuarant, at the movies, or where ever and listen to them giggle and slobber over themselves over a really hot guy?
2. Sense of humor - Women are all about having fun, period. They want to laugh and have a good time in pretty much everything they do. If you don't have a good sense of humor - you better be damn hot and have some cash. They very much expect you to make them laugh.
3. Money - Do I really need to explain this one? If I do, then you obviously haven't been laid yet.
Ok, so lets be fair for a moment. Lets take a few minutes and talk about the above requirements of "today's" woman.
As most of you know (those of you who live in the US) Americans take EVERYTHING to an extreme. What do I mean? Here's an example. We've all had the age old phrase "be confident in yourself" pounded into our heads. Of course there's nothing wrong with being confident in yourself, but you see... Americans can't just do that. Americans take it to the next level. People aren't just confident in themselves... they're fucking arrogent, conceited, vain and full of themselves.
See what I'm getting at here?
When it comes to looks... YES I will conceid that looks are an important ingredient in a relationship. If you're not physically attracted to someone it makes it very hard to have sex, or for that matter even be affectionate with each other. But, here again, Americans (both men and women) take it way to far. Everyone thinks [they] deserve <insert your favorite "hot" actor / actress here>. People aren't satisfied with someone whom they find REASONABLY attractive... no they expect the person they end up with to make them wet or give them a hard on when they walk through the door.
About laughing. Once again we see how the American takes it to the extreme. Women aren't satisified with someone who can make them crack a smile now and then, or get them to laugh once and while... no... they gotta have Jerry fucking Seingfeld at their side.
Now for the money... yes... I DO agree that it is also reasonably important. Particularly for women. I said reasonably. If I were a woman I too wouldn't want some guy in his 30's flipping burgers for min wage. I do think that for a lot of women, the money isn't necessarily about being able to buy her everything under the sun. But, to a degree it's a good way for her to sort of judge your level of stability and success. Think about it for a moment. If you're a 30 something dude and you're working at McDonalds cleaning the fry machine... you're not going to look very successful or stable for that matter in her eyes. BBBUUTTTT - here again we take it way out of context. A reasonable wage with a good company isn't enough... no.... she's gotta have Bill slobonmyknob Gates.
Women also have a very warped and fucked up idea of what a real man is. If you're not forgetting her birthday, breaking dates to go out with the guys, sitting around scratching your nads while watching football - you're probably not going to come across as a "guy's guy" in her eyes.
You see a lot of women want to be "the one" who makes you settle down. I guess in some warped and fucked in the head way - it makes them feel important or special. Even though it never works. You can't force someone to change at the core.
Another thing you have to understand is that a lot of women put much of their self-worth in the value of their man. "Oh my husband / boyfriend is a doctor!" Do you see what I'm talking about here? The more prestigous you appear to the public the more valuable she feels.
Soooo, you think I'm full of shit aye? Then explain to me why almost 60% of American marriages end in divorce. Explain why nearly 70% of all relationships suffer from one cheating on the other.
People have gotten increasingly shallow over the years. Women are a lot more concerned with your looks, sense of humor and wallet size then they are with how you actually treat them. Personality takes a backseat and if you're good looking, funny and have some bank you can pretty much be the biggest asshole in the world and she won't care. After all, she'll make it her mission to change you - then once she does - she'll no longer see you as a real man and dump your ass for the guy she was fucking on the side.
You guys want a few tips on keeping a woman? Don't hold doors, buy flowers, listen to her when she talks, or even remotely indicate that you care about her. If do that, she'll label you as a pussy and drop you like a dime.
I HAVE dated an assload of women. Latin and White... from all walks of life. Professionals, military chicks, blue collar chicks, religious, non-religious, liberal, republican, poor, rich - and one thing has remained consitant with ALL of them. The ones I treated like shit I couldn't get rid of. The ones I showed care and consideration to - lost interest.
People are so miserable because they have their standards set way to high (as is the American way). Hey man... just because you're YOU doesn't mean you deserve Shaina Twain in your bed. You can't be an average person with average looks and expect to fuck 90% of the Beta Pi sorority. And women... just because you're YOU doesn't mean you deserve Brat Pitt either.
People need to focus more on what really matters. COMPATABILITY. Find someone with whom you share common interests, with whom you share similar political opinions, who you know you can trust, who you can talk to, who has similar goals in life (as far as kids, house and the ole white picket fenses)... stop holding out for the 36/24/36 super model you think you "deserve" Stop holding out for tall, dark and handsome pretty boy who's going to wisk you off to Hawaii for the weekend.
It is ok to expect your man to be stable, holding down a decent job, who can make you smile, and yes, who you do find reasonably attractive. Just stop pretending you're so special you only deserve a comedic pretty boy, with a fat wallet. You don't.