A Riddle for yall

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what am I??

A STREET LIGHT
2
7%
A CIGAR
25
86%
A LIGHT POLE
2
7%
 
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A Riddle for yall

Postby kinghooter00 » Wed Feb 07, 2007 1:16 pm

Slim and Tall


I am slim and tall, Many find me desirable and appealing. They touch me and I give a false good feeling. Once I shine in splendor, But only once and then no more. For many I am "to die for". What am I?


I'll give the answer after all of you try and guess it....
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Postby Tikker » Wed Feb 07, 2007 1:18 pm

word on the street is that by the 3rd guess, someone will have gotten it
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Postby kinghooter00 » Wed Feb 07, 2007 1:20 pm

well, yeah but you won't know that until i tell you will you??? :mystery:
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Postby kinghooter00 » Wed Feb 07, 2007 1:21 pm

why did i put the pole up???
Damn!!!!!!
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Postby Zanchief » Wed Feb 07, 2007 1:29 pm

D) a cock
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Postby kinghooter00 » Wed Feb 07, 2007 1:35 pm

:lol:
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Postby araby » Thu Feb 08, 2007 1:09 am

what the hell is the answer
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Postby Dimuza » Thu Feb 08, 2007 1:26 am

yeah, you jerk. give the answer! :p
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Postby 10sun » Thu Feb 08, 2007 5:56 am

If you can't figure that out, I'm sorry for you =(
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Postby Zanchief » Thu Feb 08, 2007 7:08 am

10sun wrote:If you can't figure that out, I'm sorry for you =(
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Postby Dimuza » Thu Feb 08, 2007 7:30 am

yeah, me too :p
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Postby Martrae » Thu Feb 08, 2007 9:48 am

Zanchief wrote:
10sun wrote:If you can't figure that out, I'm sorry for you =(
Inside each person lives two wolves. One is loyal, kind, respectful, humble and open to the mystery of life. The other is greedy, jealous, hateful, afraid and blind to the wonders of life. They are in battle for your spirit. The one who wins is the one you feed.
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Postby Yamori » Thu Feb 08, 2007 11:23 am

Martrae wrote:
Zanchief wrote:
10sun wrote:If you can't figure that out, I'm sorry for you =(


No shit
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Postby araby » Thu Feb 08, 2007 11:33 am

jeez. I just wanted to know if I was right.
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Re: A Riddle for yall

Postby Xaiveir » Thu Feb 08, 2007 12:32 pm

kinghooter00 wrote:
A) A STREET LIGHT
5% [ 1 ]
B) A CIGAR
85% [ 17 ]
C) A LIGHT POLE
10% [ 2 ]




Option D) You are fucking Retarded.



I chose D.
Why fight it, i am a Man Whore!
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Postby Tuggan » Thu Feb 08, 2007 2:24 pm

Option D was a cock. You have to go with option E for retarded.
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Postby Xaiveir » Thu Feb 08, 2007 2:28 pm

Hmmm so you are right, Option E is now retarded...cock with remain at D.
Why fight it, i am a Man Whore!
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Postby Jay » Thu Feb 08, 2007 2:29 pm

So you choose cock then? I always knew you would choose cock.
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Postby Xaiveir » Thu Feb 08, 2007 2:33 pm

Negative, since it was changed retroactivly to Cock being option D, and My answer being then changed to E.

Sorry to dissapoint
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Postby Dimuza » Thu Feb 08, 2007 7:19 pm

cock-chooser!
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Postby The Kizzy » Thu Feb 08, 2007 7:25 pm

Option d is ALWAYS Lick Finawin's inner thigh
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Fucker never listens to me. That's it, I'm an atheist.
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Postby Harrison » Thu Feb 08, 2007 7:39 pm

The Kizzy wrote:Option d is ALWAYS Lick Finawin's inner thigh
How do you like this spoiler, motherfucker? -Lyion
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Postby Evermore » Fri Feb 09, 2007 7:29 am

what is better?

A) this riddle
B) Licking Finawin's inner thigh
For you
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Postby kinghooter00 » Fri Feb 09, 2007 7:50 am

GIVE UP???

Its a toaster....yeah , go figure, huh???? :wink:
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Postby araby » Fri Feb 09, 2007 7:51 am

how dumb. that wasn't even an option. Kinghooter you are fired.
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