Currently for sale on Ebay

[Phlegm]

Jesus messages.

http://cgi.ebay.com/MY-HANDWRITTEN-JOUR ... dZViewItem


-The precise location of Heaven

-The cure for cancer

-The solution for the achievement of world peace.

-The future

[Xaiveir]

Wow

[Phlegm]

The winner of this auction will receive my handwritten journal where I have described the four messages of Jesus Christ who has appeared to me. Feel free to ask questions via eBay.



JESUS HAS SPOKEN AND MY JOURNAL IS THE DOCUMENTATION OF THIS WORLD EVENT. The most important message is Jesus' foretelling of the future. The future is up to us. We are on the brink of destruction. We must act quickly. Politicians must take notice! IF WORLD PEACE DOES NOT COME BEFORE 2021 HUMANS WILL BECOME EXTINCT.


Jesus revealed four specific things to me:

#1: The precise location of Heaven

#2. The cure for cancer

#3. The solution for the achievement of world peace.

#4. He revealed the future to me.

I will briefly discuss each of the four revelations now.


#1. THE PRECISE LOCATION OF HEAVEN: When we die we will become stars... Literally stars! Jesus Christ is our Earth's sun. That is why we are His... Because we come on one of His planets. When we die and become stars we, too, will be blessed by wonderful special planets which orbit us and bring us great happiness. God the Creator is also a star... The first and the greatest. Two thousand years ago Jesus said "I am the Light of the World." Jesus now wants us to understand that this means He is the Sun and that when we die, we will become stars too.

#2. THE CURE FOR CANCER: The cure for cancer is actually the knowledge of the precise CAUSE OF CANCER. We already know the cures for cancer, mainly prevention and early detection. Also chemotherapy, radiation, surgery and alternative medicine. We also are acutely aware of the roles of carcinogens, environment, heredity and diet. But what is the PRECISE AND SOLE CAUSE OF CANCER? CANCER OCCURS WHEN WE EAT OUR OWN FLESH. (Two very simple examples of eating our own flesh are biting our cuticles or biting our lips.) When a piece of our own flesh is digested, microscopic fragments of our own DNA enter the bloodstream. If a piece of this DNA enters a vulnerable cell, the nucleus of the cell identifies the 'food' as 'self' and this causes a 'circuit' to be blown in the nucleus. When (and if) that cell goes to divide, it does so in a haphazard fashion, dividing into four instead of into two and the mutation continues. There is an interesting correlation to Christianity here. Jesus told us to "take His flesh and eat it." Now he wants us to know not to eat our own flesh in any way because it is deadly.

#3. THE SOLUTION FOR THE ACHIEVEMENT OF WORLD PEACE: This is so simple! According to Jesus, the way to achieve world peace is this: An AMERICAN president has to set a goal for WORLD PEACE BEFORE 2021. (President Kennedy did something similar when he set a goal for the USA to land a man on the moon in the 60's.)

#4. JESUS REVEALED TO FUTURE TO ME: The future will go one of two ways: If world peace is not achieved before 2021 the world will destroy itself. If world peace is achieved before 2021, there will be no more natural disasters. Notice that Jesus did not say that HE would destroy the world. Rather, we will destroy it ourselves with our greed and hatred.

Jesus appeared to me on March 17, 1984. He appeared to me in my dorm room at Holy Name Hospital School of Nursing in Teaneck, New Jersey. I was 28 years old at the time. He instructed me to try spread His solution for the achievement of world peace and to work towards it. He instructed me to try to tell people the precise location of Heaven. And he instructed me to try to share the cure for cancer. BUT He told me NOT TO TELL ANYONE He had appeared to me until after the dawn of the new millennium when I would receive a sign. The sign would be a huge natural disaster. For a brief while I thought the events of September 11, 2001 were the sign that I should come forth to tell people that Jesus had appeared to me. However, I knew that Jesus had said it would be a NATURAL DISASTER so I remained silent. Then the tsunamis of December 2004 hit. I have been trying to ‘go public’ since then.

I have decided to go with Ebay in an effort to spread the messages of Jesus.... The winner of this auction will be given my hand written journal which tells the story of Jesus' visit and the messages He revealed to me..

GOOD LUCK BIDDING AND MAY GOD BLESS YOU.

I am not claiming that this journal is the only one in existence. As of October 4, 2006, I have sold two journals. Each contains the same story, yet each one is unique.

[Gypsiyee]

I assume that it's been on there for the full week? At least it has no bids, that gives me *some* reassurance in people, unlike that stupid grilled cheese thing.

[Arlos]

How is that guy's story that much different than Joeseph Smith, the founder of Mormonism? Smith claimed a angel/spirit of a dead guy from 400 AD showed him where a stack of "Golden Plates" from an ancient uber-civilization here in America, that written in "Reformed Egyptian" were located that revealed the extended Word of God, and were translated by the use of "peep stones", and thus was created the Book of Mormon.

So, if Joeseph Smith can create a major religion based on crap like that, and have who knows how many millions of believers, why shouldn't this guy attempt to cash in for a few bucks?

-Arlos

[Gypsiyee]

I suppose if you put it like that, this *is* a new age.. I guess 'prophets' are going to need to use a different way to convey the message eh =p

[Harrison]

I had a long talk with Mormons once when they came to my door. I promptly decided they were all crackpot retards to believe that shit.

It ranks up there with Scientology for me.

[Phlegm]

I assume that it's been on there for the full week? At least it has no bids, that gives me *some* reassurance in people, unlike that stupid grilled cheese thing.

According to him, he already sold two journals.

[kaharthemad]

i think he took one too many hits on the ceramic jesus water bong.