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Postby araby » Sat Sep 01, 2007 2:15 am

is what is for dinner tomorrow. because I am going to skin one or all of my cats alive..I just woke up at 4am to find one of them peed on me in my sleep. I am so mad. It's been such a long day, I just want to sleep. Now my blanket is wet and stinks, my mattress is wet and stinks...and I'm awake and I stink. :cry:
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Postby Harrison » Sat Sep 01, 2007 4:01 am

Your cat may be very sick.
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Postby Gaazy » Sat Sep 01, 2007 4:29 pm

See, the reason cats suck. Ill kill it for you, fed ex it here!
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Postby Menlaan » Sat Sep 01, 2007 4:57 pm

Whoa, that's really somethin'. . . Ick
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Postby Witty » Sat Sep 01, 2007 6:34 pm

My kitty just did the same thing, except it was the couch, and I wasn't sitting on it. And luckily it wasn't mine. Out of curiousity, would anybody like to share their favorite cat urine smell removal tips? Such as for, oh, whatsay, the front of a non colorfast purple couch?
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Postby Kramer » Sat Sep 01, 2007 7:46 pm

:mystery: to me how people tolerate cats...
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    Postby araby » Sat Sep 01, 2007 11:38 pm

    and I bragged about them all, just hours before..
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    Postby Jazendar » Sun Sep 02, 2007 9:53 am

    My kitty just did the same thing, except it was the couch, and I wasn't sitting on it. And luckily it wasn't mine.


    So it pretty much wasn't the same thing?
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    Postby Lueyen » Sun Sep 02, 2007 11:11 am

    God wrote:My kitty just did the same thing, except it was the couch, and I wasn't sitting on it. And luckily it wasn't mine. Out of curiousity, would anybody like to share their favorite cat urine smell removal tips? Such as for, oh, whatsay, the front of a non colorfast purple couch?


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    Postby Ouchyfish » Sun Sep 02, 2007 1:29 pm

    Just out of curiousity, is the cat fixed? our cat had a BAD problem with doing that until we got her fixed. She stopped peeing all over the place when she was in heat but put on about 30 pounds.

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    Postby Witty » Sun Sep 02, 2007 2:39 pm

    Lueyen wrote:Fire


    :cry:
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    Postby Phlegm » Sun Sep 02, 2007 3:51 pm

    God wrote:
    Lueyen wrote:Fire


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    to the cat not the couch.
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    Postby araby » Sun Sep 02, 2007 4:32 pm

    I don't know which cat it was, I have three. Since I don't know, they all did it.
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    Postby Tuggan » Sun Sep 02, 2007 7:37 pm

    cat urine is a bitch, even if you can't smell it the cat still can and chances are it will piss in the same spot again.
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    Postby Lueyen » Sun Sep 02, 2007 9:06 pm

    Phlegm wrote:
    God wrote:
    Lueyen wrote:Fire


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    to the cat not the couch.


    Now you see, record for my shortest post ever and it got misconstrued. Let me be clear I did not advocate using fire on the cat :P.
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    Postby araby » Mon Sep 03, 2007 7:54 am

    last night was the first time I've slept in my bed since it happened and I didn't notice it..guess I did a good job cleaning, but hopefully the cat (whichever one it was) doesn't do what tuggan said.

    I've always heard cats urinate/shit on your bed when they're pissed at you. It's so strange, because since we moved they are happy as hell...no dog bothering them now, and the three other cats we were living with are gone..they have freedom! Can't imagine why they're mad.
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    Postby Ouchyfish » Mon Sep 03, 2007 11:23 am

    araby wrote:last night was the first time I've slept in my bed since it happened and I didn't notice it..guess I did a good job cleaning, but hopefully the cat (whichever one it was) doesn't do what tuggan said.

    I've always heard cats urinate/shit on your bed when they're pissed at you. It's so strange, because since we moved they are happy as hell...no dog bothering them now, and the three other cats we were living with are gone..they have freedom! Can't imagine why they're mad.


    maybe one is jealous of the other and is "marking" you as theirs.
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    Postby Evermore » Tue Sep 04, 2007 5:42 am

    ammonia fixes that issue.
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    Postby kinghooter00 » Tue Sep 04, 2007 6:39 am

    cat urine is disgusting...real distinct nasy smell...

    good job getting it out, i would have been pissed about that smell.
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    Postby Insanityfair » Tue Sep 04, 2007 6:49 am

    Lueyen wrote:
    Phlegm wrote:
    God wrote:
    Lueyen wrote:Fire


    :cry:



    to the cat not the couch.


    Now you see, record for my shortest post ever and it got misconstrued. Let me be clear I did not advocate using fire on the cat :P.


    I was wondering where the rest of your post went...!
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    Postby Gypsiyee » Tue Sep 04, 2007 8:07 am

    Tuggan wrote:cat urine is a bitch, even if you can't smell it the cat still can and chances are it will piss in the same spot again.


    Very true.. unless you clean it straight away, you're almost always pretty much screwed. That stuff seeps down in deep, and the ammonia in it or whatever it is in urine that emits that terrible smell just hangs around and the cat develops a habit of thinking that it's okay to pee there because they've peed there before. I had a siamese who was old (22 years or so, I mean *old*) and she had accidents, soon after the other cats followed suit because of the smell.

    We got a kitten a few weeks ago and the first night, she peed in the bed twice, I used spot shot on it and rustled her little feet around in the litter so she knew what it was and luckily she hasn't done it again. Spot shot is pretty great, definitely one of my favorites, but not necessarily for cat urine. god - my mom's friend used this stuff called urine off (pretty sure that's what it was) and she thought it was just the most amazing thing. no personal experience with it, though.
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    Postby runamonk » Tue Sep 04, 2007 9:29 am

    I had an issue like this ages ago. There is some stuff called Natures Miracle that will take out the smell. You should be able to get it at just about any pet store.
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    Postby Arlos » Tue Sep 04, 2007 9:51 am

    There's another product you can get online that works reasonably well: http://www.zeroodorpet.com/

    Same concept as the Nature's Miracle stuff, just different manufacturer, really.

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    Postby Gypsiyee » Tue Sep 04, 2007 10:04 am

    Natures miracle didn't really work for us, I was surprised - disappointed, too :(
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    Postby Witty » Tue Sep 04, 2007 10:53 am

    A whole shitload of baking soda, oxyclean and scrubbing did the trick for the couch.
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