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ex sis-psycho-hosebeast wrote:i will be seeking a attorney and will be suing each and every one of you For A) cyber bulling. And b) for Befamaion of Character
HyPhY GhEtTo MaMi wrote:GeT ofF mAh OvaRiEz
Trielelvan wrote:I was reminded of:ex sis-psycho-hosebeast wrote:i will be seeking a attorney and will be suing each and every one of you For A) cyber bulling. And b) for Befamaion of Character
Oh snap. Also,
HyPhY GhEtTo MaMi wrote:GeT ofF mAh OvaRiEz
Martrae wrote:http://namelesstavern.net/viewtopic.php?t=7188
The posts thread....for those interested...
Diekan - account name is still fucked up wrote:kybornsfubby,
Hello sir. I just wanted to take a moment to ask you if you'd be interested in a three some with Jabba the Ho Ho Queen? It seems my rash is now under control thanks to three shots of penicillin and a very soothing, yet cool topical ointment.
I also wanted to mention that the other day, while going down on the beast, I could have sworn I heard someone crying for help. I can only surmise that the voice belonged to one Benny ""the Midget."" I knew this fellow from the local circus where he performed a most daring act of allowing himself to be swallowed by lion then climbing out of its ass. I guess Benny had a natural attraction for things that go bump in the night, hense his attraction to Kyborn.
When I asked K how, and why Benny was in her vagina (literally) , she replied that he had slipped and fell in during an evening of wild sex... never to been seen again. I shouted to poor Benny and asked how he could possibly survive in such an unhospitable place. It seems he had found an entire McDonalds Happy Meal (still intact) logded between her uterus and large intestine, which he had used for food. He had used the straw from the drink to get air. I guess I had missed the tip of the straw protruding from her snatch... mistaking it for another one of her genetal warts. Being as horny as I was I decided to bid good luck to Benny and proceded to fuck your wife, I hope you don't mind.
While she moaned and groaned (not sure if such was from pleasure or hunger pains) I felt something grabbing at my penis. I ignored the grab attempts and pumped your wife further until I blew a hefty load deep inside her. That's when I felt it. A firm grip around my penis. I had to struggle to pull back and saw a small midget hand protrude from your fat wife's snatch. Apparently, Benny had used my penis as a life line to escape the Venus Man Trap (otherwise known as your wife's pussy). The poor chap finally appeared in the open seemingly unharmed. Well, with the exception of a couple of black eyes (from the head of my penis) and being coated with my seman, he seemed alright. He was greatful for his rescue and told me that others had suffered the same fate... only to have died. He said he saw many things in her vagina that he wished he hadn't, and as such will have nightmares that will last the rest of his life.
Kyborn was still quite horny and with Benny now being high spirts we decided to give her another go. I fucked her again, while she gave Benny a good ""I'm sorry"" blow job (those are the best).
Anyway, I'm sorry kybornshubby, but you're just going to have to share. Your wife is one fine piece of ass! The best you're going to be able to do is share...
So what do you say? Want to tag team her with Benny and myself? I know you had said you wanted to divorce her to save money on groceries... BUT if we can feed her enough sperm, she won't need to eat as much... with the 20 of us fucking her daily (yes there are others.... many others) we should be able to keep her full. So, think of it this way: By all of us fucking her and shooting our loads down her Twinkie cream coated throat - we are saving you money!
Maeya wrote:And then your head just aches from having your hair pulled so tight for so long...
HyPhY GhEtTo MaMi wrote:GeT ofF mAh OvaRiEz
And, we'll talk about this rash you gave me. I'm sure it's probably because I was porking one of your folds and not your snatch... mayhe it was the sweat from the fold and not one of your diseases.
Xaiveir wrote:That was one of the funniest things to ever happen on NT.
Narrock wrote:I don't like rabbits. They remind me of this chick I met on teh internet like 5 years ago.
Mop wrote:Xaiveir wrote:That was one of the funniest things to ever happen on NT.
I owuld have to concur - and if I remeber correctly it also led to a couple other boards being raided too
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