Ok, seriously... I had thought I'd gotten every kind of spam email there was to be had, until I got this one this morning.
I had to do a double-take, then proceeded to laugh myself hysterical.
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SUBJECT: Old Witchcraft Secrets - make your wildest dreams come true
Email body:
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