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Postby Harrison » Tue Mar 31, 2009 6:59 pm


Good day,

My name is Peter Wallace, I am a senior partner in the firm of Infinity Consultants "Private Investigators and Security Consultants". We are conducting a standard process investigation on behalf of "Barclays Bank", the International Banking conglomerate. This investigation involves a client who shares the same surname with you and also the circumstances surrounding investments made by this client at "Barclays Bank", the Private Banking arm of Barclays Bank. The Barclays Bank Private Banking client died intestate and nominated no successor in title over the investments made with the bank. I would respectfully request that you keep the contents of this mail private and respect the integrity of the information you come by as a result of this mail.

I contact you independently of our investigation and no one is informed of this communication. I would like to intimate you with certain facts that I believe would be of interest to you. You share similar details to the late fellow; I am prepared to place you in a position to instruct the firm to release the deposit to you as the closest surviving relation. Upon receipt of the deposit, I am prepared to share the money with you, that is, I will simply nominate you as the next of kin and have them release the deposit to you. We share the proceeds 50/50. I would have gone ahead to ask the funds be released to me, but that would have drawn a straight line to me and my involvement in claiming the deposit. But on the other hand, you with the same very name as the depositor's would easily pass as the beneficiary with right to claim. I assure you that I could have the deposit released to you within few days.

I am aware of the consequences of this proposal. I ask that if you find no interest in this project that you should discard this mail. I ask that you do not be vindictive and destructive. If my offer is of no appeal to you, delete this message and forget I ever contacted you. Do not destroy my career because you do not approve of my proposal. You may not know this but people like myself who have made tidy sums out of comparable situations run the whole private banking sector. I am not a criminal and what I do, I do not find against good conscience, this may be hard for you to understand, but the dynamics of my industry dictates that I make this move. Such opportunities only come ones in a lifetime. I cannot let this chance pass me by, for once, I have found myself in total control of my destiny. These chances won't pass me by. I ask that you do not destroy my chance, if you will not work with me let me know and let me move on with my life but do not destroy me. I am a family man and this is an opportunity to provide them with new opportunities.

There is a reward for this project and it is a task well worth undertaking. I have evaluated the risks and the only risk I have here is from you refusing to work with me. I am the only one who knows of this situation, good fortune has blessed you with a name that has planted you into the center of relevance in my life. Lets share the blessing. If you find yourself able to work with me, contact me through my email account below. If you give me positive signals, I will initiate this process towards a conclusion.

I send you this mail not without a measure of fear as to what the consequences, but I know within me that nothing ventured is nothing gained and that success and riches never come easy or on a platter of gold. This is the one truth I have learned from my private banking clients. Do not betray my confidence. If we can be of one accord, we should plan a meeting, soon. Please Contact me at peterwallace-barclays@hotmail.co.uk

Kind regards,
Mr. Peter Wallace
Email Contact:peterwallace-barclays@hotmail.co.uk



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Postby brinstar » Tue Mar 31, 2009 7:13 pm

sign that address up for daily horse porn, stat
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Re: lawl

Postby Harrison » Tue Mar 31, 2009 7:15 pm

If I knew how to go about that. I would have been doing that to people for years.
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Postby brinstar » Tue Mar 31, 2009 7:19 pm

try googling "horse porn" and start there
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Postby Harrison » Tue Mar 31, 2009 7:23 pm

In all honesty, I'm not going to go searching for horse porn mailing lists.

I've seen my fair share of some fucked-up stuff on the internet. I don't think I have any desire to pointedly see anymore of that. (even if it's for a worthy cause)
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Postby Phlegm » Tue Mar 31, 2009 7:56 pm

somebody is also sick of getting those type of emails:

The Associated Press
updated 8:53 a.m. PT, Tues., March. 31, 2009

NEW YORK - Investigators suspect two African immigrants slain at a Long Island condo owned by an NFL player may have been killed as revenge for an Internet scam, police said Tuesday.

Sekou Sakor and Ansu Keita were each shot in the head sometime Thursday night at a condominium in Woodbury, N.Y., owned by Jonathan Vilma. There were no arrests.

The New Orleans Saints linebacker and former New York Jets player was not there at the time and not believed to be involved, said New York Police Department spokesman Paul Browne.

Browne said investigators believe the victims may have been mixed up in a so-called "black money'' scheme. Victims are sent e-mails saying that cash smuggled from overseas — stained black to avoid detection — can be purchased at a discount; what they receive is a trunk full of worthless paper.

It was unclear how Sakor, 31, and Keita, 32, both originally from Liberia, ended up at Vilma's home. Sakor's body was found Friday dumped in Queens; that of Keita was found in Brooklyn.

Browne said various members of Vilma's family had access to the condominium, located in a gated development. It had been up for sale.

Vilma joined the Saints last season after four years with the Jets. He was the NFL's Defensive Rookie of the Year in 2004.

His agent did not immediately return a call for comment on Tuesday.

Vilma played college football at Miami (Florida).
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Postby brinstar » Tue Mar 31, 2009 8:07 pm

why am i not suprised to see scams and violence linked with miami football lol
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