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saw this in the lobby today, laughed very hard

Postby brinstar » Sat Sep 15, 2012 2:16 pm

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Re: saw this in the lobby today, laughed very hard

Postby Narrock » Sat Oct 13, 2012 12:51 pm

Every time I go the book section at Sam's Club (once a week) I take the obummer books (and any other liberal retard who wrote a book) and turn them upside down and hide them behind real authors. lol. Also, when we go to Barnes & Noble (about once every 2-3 weeks) I take books from obummer and clinton and put them in the fiction section. rofl. Childish I know, but it makes me feel good doing it, and I'm laughing the whole time. :boots:
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Re: saw this in the lobby today, laughed very hard

Postby Tikker » Sat Oct 13, 2012 4:26 pm

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Re: saw this in the lobby today, laughed very hard

Postby Spazz » Sat Oct 13, 2012 4:46 pm

Its really hard not to respond to such idiocy. Next time I go to the book store im gonna hide conservative books behind hitchens. Ifonly I had known it was that easy to suppress ideas im not to keen on.

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Re: saw this in the lobby today, laughed very hard

Postby leah » Mon Oct 15, 2012 7:23 am

you do know that there are hard-working people at that B&N who will have to reshelf all that stuff you moved around just so you could giggle like a schoolgirl at your "prank"? that's just so rude and immature.
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Re: saw this in the lobby today, laughed very hard

Postby Narrock » Mon Oct 15, 2012 8:49 am

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Re: saw this in the lobby today, laughed very hard

Postby ClakarEQ » Mon Oct 15, 2012 9:47 am

Leah, he is a Rep, they don't care about anyone but themselves . . .
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Re: saw this in the lobby today, laughed very hard

Postby Narrock » Mon Oct 15, 2012 10:44 am

ClakarEQ wrote:Leah, he is a Rep, they don't care about anyone but themselves . . .

Wow, that was very disingenuous. Did you know that conservatives give more money to charity than liberals? And no it's not because of tax write-offs.
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Re: saw this in the lobby today, laughed very hard

Postby leah » Mon Oct 15, 2012 11:05 am

i don't think any of this has anything to do with political affiliation. both sides have choads who do things that make other people's lives harder just because they think they're being funny. this choad in particular just happens to be a republican. if it was arlos who ran around a bookstore fucking up sarah palin's books on the bookshelves, i'd think he was being an idiot, too. being a dick has no party lines.
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Re: saw this in the lobby today, laughed very hard

Postby Ganzo » Mon Oct 15, 2012 11:54 am

leah wrote: being a dick has no party lines.

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Re: saw this in the lobby today, laughed very hard

Postby Narrock » Mon Oct 15, 2012 12:29 pm

Well, if B&N categorized their books correctly, then I wouldn't have to waste my valuable time making necessary categorical adjustments.
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Re: saw this in the lobby today, laughed very hard

Postby Trielelvan » Mon Oct 15, 2012 4:01 pm

Narrock wrote:Well, if B&N categorized their books correctly, then I wouldn't have to waste my valuable time making necessary categorical adjustments.

You're right. All of Sarah Palin's books would be shelved under "Occult and Superstition."

You aren't teaching anybody anything by doing that. Also, how do you know that half the employees who work there aren't conservative right-wingers like yourself? I seriously doubt you'd appreciate someone doing that to you if you worked there.
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Re: saw this in the lobby today, laughed very hard

Postby brinstar » Mon Oct 15, 2012 4:35 pm

Trielelvan wrote:All of Sarah Palin's books would be shelved under "Occult and Superstition."


i was thinking Satire lol
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Re: saw this in the lobby today, laughed very hard

Postby Drem » Mon Oct 15, 2012 5:43 pm

Tikker wrote:I'm surprised you actually can read mindia



he's probably taking the more educated members of his family there, if there are any, since he apparently spends his time acting like a fucking 12 year old
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Re: saw this in the lobby today, laughed very hard

Postby Narrock » Tue Oct 16, 2012 5:46 am

Trielelvan wrote:
Narrock wrote:Well, if B&N categorized their books correctly, then I wouldn't have to waste my valuable time making necessary categorical adjustments.

You're right. All of Sarah Palin's books would be shelved under "Occult and Superstition."

You aren't teaching anybody anything by doing that. Also, how do you know that half the employees who work there aren't conservative right-wingers like yourself? I seriously doubt you'd appreciate someone doing that to you if you worked there.

LOL. Leave Sarah alone... she's hot. And yeah, our local B&N has a couple attention-whore freaks working there. But I'm adding to their job security in a way. :boots:
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Re: saw this in the lobby today, laughed very hard

Postby Narrock » Tue Oct 16, 2012 5:48 am

brinstar wrote:
Trielelvan wrote:All of Sarah Palin's books would be shelved under "Occult and Superstition."


i was thinking Satire lol

Yeah Satire! Hahaha hohoho heeheehee
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Re: saw this in the lobby today, laughed very hard

Postby Harrison » Tue Oct 16, 2012 1:51 pm

Narrock wrote:Every time I go the book section at Sam's Club (once a week) I take the obummer books (and any other liberal retard who wrote a book) and turn them upside down and hide them behind real authors. lol. Also, when we go to Barnes & Noble (about once every 2-3 weeks) I take books from obummer and clinton and put them in the fiction section. rofl. Childish I know, but it makes me feel good doing it, and I'm laughing the whole time. :boots:


It's assholes like you who probably put those same books in freezers and dumb shit, too.

We had a huge problem with rednecks doing that shit at my store. Finding an obama book in the seafood freezer or under the meats, covered in blood.
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Re: saw this in the lobby today, laughed very hard

Postby Trielelvan » Wed Oct 17, 2012 4:48 am

Narrock wrote:LOL. Leave Sarah alone... she's hot. And yeah, our local B&N has a couple attention-whore freaks working there. But I'm adding to their job security in a way. :boots:

lol fine, whatever. You should still be nice.
Also, we have differing positions in what defines one as "hot." There is nothing hot about Caribou Barbie and her single digit IQ. Stupidity negates any physical comeliness on a 1:1 ratio. Period.
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Re: saw this in the lobby today, laughed very hard

Postby leah » Wed Oct 17, 2012 7:30 am

Harrison wrote:
Narrock wrote:Every time I go the book section at Sam's Club (once a week) I take the obummer books (and any other liberal retard who wrote a book) and turn them upside down and hide them behind real authors. lol. Also, when we go to Barnes & Noble (about once every 2-3 weeks) I take books from obummer and clinton and put them in the fiction section. rofl. Childish I know, but it makes me feel good doing it, and I'm laughing the whole time. :boots:


It's assholes like you who probably put those same books in freezers and dumb shit, too.

We had a huge problem with rednecks doing that shit at my store. Finding an obama book in the seafood freezer or under the meats, covered in blood.


right?? that used to make me so mad when i worked at the grocery store. (only it was food that was randomly displaced, not books. obviously.)
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Re: saw this in the lobby today, laughed very hard

Postby leah » Wed Oct 17, 2012 7:31 am

ALSO, have y'all seen sarah palin lately? girlfriend is looking a little rough.

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Re: saw this in the lobby today, laughed very hard

Postby araby » Thu Oct 25, 2012 6:43 pm

lol caribou barbie
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Re: saw this in the lobby today, laughed very hard

Postby Jay » Sun Oct 28, 2012 1:16 am

Trielelvan wrote:
Narrock wrote:LOL. Leave Sarah alone... she's hot. And yeah, our local B&N has a couple attention-whore freaks working there. But I'm adding to their job security in a way. :boots:

lol fine, whatever. You should still be nice.
Also, we have differing positions in what defines one as "hot." There is nothing hot about Caribou Barbie and her single digit IQ. Stupidity negates any physical comeliness on a 1:1 ratio. Period.


There are definitely some fine pieces of ass out there who are as smart as your average sea monkey. Sarah Palin is definitely not one of them.
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Re: saw this in the lobby today, laughed very hard

Postby Narrock » Sat Nov 03, 2012 12:06 pm

Jay wrote:
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Narrock wrote:LOL. Leave Sarah alone... she's hot. And yeah, our local B&N has a couple attention-whore freaks working there. But I'm adding to their job security in a way. :boots:

lol fine, whatever. You should still be nice.
Also, we have differing positions in what defines one as "hot." There is nothing hot about Caribou Barbie and her single digit IQ. Stupidity negates any physical comeliness on a 1:1 ratio. Period.


There are definitely some fine pieces of ass out there who are as smart as your average sea monkey. Sarah Palin is definitely not one of them.

So you'd find a chick sexy who is 300 pounds and is ugly (no facial symmetry) but has a high IQ? Sorry, but looks/body trump IQ to most men, bro. And to say that Sarah Palin is "stupid" is wrong, ignorant, and disingenuous.
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Re: saw this in the lobby today, laughed very hard

Postby Jay » Sat Nov 03, 2012 12:13 pm

Narrock wrote:
Jay wrote:
Trielelvan wrote:lol fine, whatever. You should still be nice.
Also, we have differing positions in what defines one as "hot." There is nothing hot about Caribou Barbie and her single digit IQ. Stupidity negates any physical comeliness on a 1:1 ratio. Period.


There are definitely some fine pieces of ass out there who are as smart as your average sea monkey. Sarah Palin is definitely not one of them.

So you'd find a chick sexy who is 300 pounds and is ugly (no facial symmetry) but has a high IQ? Sorry, but looks/body trump IQ to most men, bro. And to say that Sarah Palin is "stupid" is wrong, ignorant, and disingenuous.


Are you talking to me? Seems like you're addressing a lot of shit that I didn't say.
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Re: saw this in the lobby today, laughed very hard

Postby Menelvir » Sat Nov 03, 2012 12:23 pm

Beauty and intellect are transitory -- they'll both fade.

Sarah Palin would be considerably more appealing if she never opened her mouth in deliberate mockery of those who can form coherent, meaningful, and factual sentences.

I really liked McCain. When he chose her as a running mate, the more she spoke, the less appealing he became. Sad, really.
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