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Merry Christmas and Happy Chanukah

Postby Narrock » Mon Dec 24, 2012 5:07 pm

Have a fun and safe night. Kwanza and Ramadan and other pretentious holiday practitioners... :gtfo2:
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Re: Merry Christmas and Happy Chanukah

Postby Drem » Mon Dec 24, 2012 6:06 pm

die in a fire you stupid fuck
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Re: Merry Christmas and Happy Chanukah

Postby Arlos » Mon Dec 24, 2012 6:19 pm

Ramadan was in July this year. Hardly close to Christmas.

Me, I celebrate Yule/Winter Solstice, which predates Christmas. So you get YOUR johnny-come-lately celebration out of here... ;)

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Re: Merry Christmas and Happy Chanukah

Postby Ganzo » Mon Dec 24, 2012 7:08 pm

Narrock wrote:Have a fun and safe night. Kwanza and Ramadan and other pretentious holiday practitioners... :gtfo2:
You know Chanukah has been over for more than a week already :dunno:
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Re: Merry Christmas and Happy Chanukah

Postby Gypsiyee » Wed Dec 26, 2012 8:57 am

yay jews and christians! fuck the rest of ya! happy chanukah (on christmas) 2 weeks late because i'm an ignorant fuck who wants to suck israel's cock without knowing anything about israel because that's what fox news tells me to do!

idiot. hope you had a lovely day of pretending it was jesus's birthday once upon a time in a fantasy world far far away from reality.

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Re: Merry Christmas and Happy Chanukah

Postby leah » Wed Dec 26, 2012 9:01 am

srsly, wtf. "other pretentious holiday practitioners." you are such a tool.

hope everyone had some good family time over the holidays, whatever that looks like for each of you. i've had basically the best two weeks of my life and am feeling pretty merry myself.
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Re: Merry Christmas and Happy Chanukah

Postby Menelvir » Wed Dec 26, 2012 8:54 pm

There's a special place in my heart reserved for ancient pagan holidays that find their way to consumerism through modernisation.
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Re: Merry Christmas and Happy Chanukah

Postby Tikker » Wed Dec 26, 2012 10:52 pm

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Re: Merry Christmas and Happy Chanukah

Postby Jay » Thu Dec 27, 2012 3:10 pm

Tikker wrote:stop feeding the troll


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Re: Merry Christmas and Happy Chanukah

Postby leah » Thu Dec 27, 2012 3:14 pm

i'm jello-necking at work today and desperately wishing i could teleport home at 5 instead of driving for an hour. :S
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Re: Merry Christmas and Happy Chanukah

Postby Gypsiyee » Thu Dec 27, 2012 3:17 pm

..am i the only one that thinks jello-necking sounds like a dirty drinking game?
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Re: Merry Christmas and Happy Chanukah

Postby leah » Thu Dec 27, 2012 3:39 pm

or a really vigorous blowjob perhaps.

the point: i'm sleepy. :cry:
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Re: Merry Christmas and Happy Chanukah

Postby Gypsiyee » Thu Dec 27, 2012 3:45 pm

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Re: Merry Christmas and Happy Chanukah

Postby leah » Thu Dec 27, 2012 3:49 pm

lol! you went to the dirty place first!

just for the record, though: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.p ... llo%20neck

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Re: Merry Christmas and Happy Chanukah

Postby Arlos » Thu Dec 27, 2012 4:13 pm

Hey! She's married now! She's legally allowed to be dirty, since she is no longer a frolicking fornicator living in sin! ;)

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Re: Merry Christmas and Happy Chanukah

Postby Spazz » Thu Dec 27, 2012 10:31 pm

I thought married meant no sex at all.
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