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Gaazy wrote:2 points to Ralf for the Indo reference
i know a guy who a state cop now, but took years of his life to go train some Brazilian grappling or some shit. This motherfucker was bad, we watched him get in a fight outside of a bar one time and he crawled around this guy who was twice his size like a fucking spider and put him in some shit that made my stomach hurt, makes it hurt now just thinkin about it
Vivalicious wrote:Lots of females don't want you to put your penis in their mouths. Some prefer it in their ass.
ralfmacchio wrote:You remember that stupid movie about the capoeira guy who became a teacher then battled brazilian drug dealers? He also played in "the Crow" tv series? Capoeira is also dogshit.... You try breakdancing against me in a fight and your ass is going doooowwwn.
Well anyways, that guy mentioned above's dad is a badass Kajukenbo teacher who I trained with a few times... The martial art is the only one I know in which their core principal is to update the art and be as effective as possible in the street, while on the other hand karate prides itself on tradition. We used to train on cement floors, little to no padding, and in street clothing. It was pretty effective for the time but I think the gracie style of jujitsu is superior now.
DangerPaul wrote:Kizzy wrote:DangerPaul wrote:Tom Cruise was a ninja, not a samurai
He was The Last Samurai
Oh, THAT's right, you are right again as always. Silly of mer to contradict such a wonderful person.
Zanchief wrote:Harrison wrote:I'm not dead
Fucker never listens to me. That's it, I'm an atheist.
runamonk wrote:All you little girls who keep bragging about how much ass you kicked are full of shit. There isn't anything cool about getting in fights or beating the snot out of someone just because you can or want too.
I can't even remember the last time I got into a fight, I haven't had a reason too. It's best to just difuse the situation, fighting should always be a last resort. These days there is more to worry about than hurting your fist or getting your ass kicked.
These days everyone carries a fucking gun and will whip it out and shoot your ass, no martial arts is going to help you in that situation.
What if the person is seriously hurt (or you) and someone gets sued or the other person dies? You're pretty much fucked at that point.
So please take all this kicking ass bullshit and stuff it right up your ass. There is a time and a place for self defense and brawling at a bar or in a parking lot isn't one of them.
Harrison wrote:
We (5 of us) got jumped by 10-15 people minimum. Pure self defense, I don't fight until absolutely necessary.
Donnel wrote:Erodalak wrote:Who needs an education when you are hawt like advina
fixt :P
runamonk wrote:All you little girls who keep bragging about how much ass you kicked are full of shit. There isn't anything cool about getting in fights or beating the snot out of someone just because you can or want too.
I can't even remember the last time I got into a fight, I haven't had a reason too. It's best to just difuse the situation, fighting should always be a last resort. These days there is more to worry about than hurting your fist or getting your ass kicked.
These days everyone carries a fucking gun and will whip it out and shoot your ass, no martial arts is going to help you in that situation.
What if the person is seriously hurt (or you) and someone gets sued or the other person dies? You're pretty much fucked at that point.
So please take all this kicking ass bullshit and stuff it right up your ass. There is a time and a place for self defense and brawling at a bar or in a parking lot isn't one of them.
Vivalicious wrote:Lots of females don't want you to put your penis in their mouths. Some prefer it in their ass.
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