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Zanchief wrote:Harrison wrote:I'm not dead
Fucker never listens to me. That's it, I'm an atheist.
Kizzy wrote: black men.
Vivalicious wrote:Lots of females don't want you to put your penis in their mouths. Some prefer it in their ass.
Gaazy wrote:Now vonk on the other hand, is one of the most self absorbed know it alls in my memory of this site. Ive always thought so, and I still cant understand why in gods name he is here
vonkaar wrote:short guys are awesome
it would have been a much better story if he waited for you outside and when you were alone, he swung a punch at you and then you caught it and crushed the bones in his hand like you were a T-1000 terminator and had superhuman strength but you are already really tall and so a little 5'4" dude would already be intimidated but anyway if after crushing his hand he grabbed a tire iron and swung it at your face hard enough to partially expose your titanium skeleton with glowing red eyes he would probably freak out but you still have his pulverized hand in your grip so he can't really run away so he keeps trying to swing it at your exposed metal-face while screaming like a girl but then you start laughing in a creepily human laugh and grab the tire iron from his other hand and then bend it into a heart with one hand all the while laughing and so now he has nothing with which to fight you off and he just saw you bend solid iron and that would easily be enough to scare away normally-sized men but this guy is a little runt and probably has a chip on his shoulder and works out all the time because hell, if you can't grow vertically at least you can have big biceps and be an asshole to all the normally-sized men but anyway he's still sitting there, I mean standing there, with one hand all crushed like crushed ice and the other hand weaponless and all he wants now is to go back in time and tell himself to leave that poor big-assed friend of yours alone because look where he's at now - sitting, I mean standing, in front of a 6'3" terminator woman who's about to beat the fuck out of him and now all he can do is pray which is what he does and that makes you angry because you are a cyborg and they don't believe in god which is a lot like Tossica but Tossica is a ninja DJ and wouldn't cry and pray like this little half-man so you take your anti-God anger out on him by throwing him down to the ground and stepping on his skull until his miniature-man brains squirt out of his ears like a squished plum would if it had a hard boney exterior like his skull well in that case more like if you stepped on a rat because a rat actually has bones that would make a more appropriate sound than that from a plum which obviously has no bones to snap - only red skin (or black if you prefer black plums).
Anyway, he got what was coming to him and that's all that matters.
Zanchief wrote:Harrison wrote:I'm not dead
Fucker never listens to me. That's it, I'm an atheist.
Gypsiyee wrote: I prefer my crotch touched
Vivalicious wrote:Lots of females don't want you to put your penis in their mouths. Some prefer it in their ass.
Malluas wrote:i refuse to go to decent size parties and clubs.
Jimmy Durante wrote:Malluas wrote:i refuse to go to decent size parties and clubs.
Ditto. I've been dragged out to the big clubs and I didn't enjoy myself one iota, not to mention the occasional Phillistines who need to be carried out on a stretcher (Soundfactory did have nice music, however). If I need to get frisked to gain entrance, I'll quietly go someplace else to spend my evening.
I'll take dive bars and Irish pubs with live folk music. Thanks.
Zanchief wrote:Harrison wrote:I'm not dead
Fucker never listens to me. That's it, I'm an atheist.
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