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yet another blonde joke

Postby dammuzis » Fri Jun 17, 2005 6:09 pm

A blonde is on a plane and the man next to her asks if she wants to play a game. She replys no, she just wants to take a nap. 10 minutes later the man asks again, and explains the rules: i ask a question and if you get it wrong, you give me 10 dollars then you ask me a question and if i get it wrong, i give you 10 dollars. She again replys no, she just wantsa to sleep. So he asks again but now says, okay, if you get one wrong, you give me 10 dollars, but if i get one wrong, i give you 100 dollars. She says okay. The man went first and asked, what's the square root of 567483, she hands him 10 dollars. She asks him, what goes up a hill with 2 legs comes down with 4 and has 7 eyes? the man was puzzled. he takes out his laptop and searched the web, but could not find the answer, then he called his doctor friend, and he did not know the answer. After about an hour of struggling, he wakes up the blonde from her nap and hands her 100 dollars, and she thanks him and goes back to sleep. The man wakes her up and says, well, what's the answer? the blonde reaches in her purse and hands him 10 dollars.
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Postby Ciladan » Fri Jun 17, 2005 7:36 pm

argh
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Postby Adivina » Sat Jun 18, 2005 8:11 am

:bowdown:
Donnel wrote:
Erodalak wrote:Who needs an education when you are hawt like advina

fixt :P
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