An atheist's nightmare...

[Phlegm]

the banana.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid ... 6147265716


I think these guys are serious.

[Narrock]

Makes more sense than any evolution theory.

[KILL]

[mappatazee]

not really too strange if banana trees benefit from things with hands eating them.

[Spazz]

I thought that was really gay.

[mappatazee]

god even put cyanide in apple seeds so humanz would eat them lol

[Xaiveir]

My favorite quote from the clip....."notice the point at the top , for ease of entry in the mouth. Its just the right shape for the human mouth"

[Tikker]

Makes more sense than any evolution theory.

Yes, your invisible friend that you can't prove exists makes a shitton more sense!

[Narrock]

Makes more sense than any evolution theory.

Yes, your invisible friend that you can't prove exists makes a shitton more sense!

Let's see your beloved scientists create a living cell.

[Yamori]

Makes more sense than any evolution theory.

"...Now lets look at a Pomegranate

Oh shit this is really hard to open

Man I cant even use my hands or anything to get this thing open. Well shit I guess I'm just a retard for saying that whole banana atheist nightmare thing ;("

[Arlos]

Mindia, did you know that just in the space of a few hours in a relatively small lab, we can go from simple chemicals to actual Amino Acids, that by the end of the experiment had started to recombine into simple protein-like structures?

WHen life came into being on the Earth, it had the entire ocean of the entire planet as a lab, and it still took the better part of 1 billion years. Trying to recreate that in a laboratory is functionally impossible. Still, if in the space of less than a week we can get from raw simple chemicals to actual amino acids and the beginnings of proteins, cyanobacteria after 1 billion years does not seem to me much of a stretch.

-Arlos

[Tikker]

Makes more sense than any evolution theory.

Yes, your invisible friend that you can't prove exists makes a shitton more sense!

Let's see your beloved scientists create a living cell.

sure, right after you prove God exists

[mappatazee]

Makes more sense than any evolution theory.

:dunno:

"...Now lets look at a Pomegranate

Oh shit this is really hard to open

Man I cant even use my hands or anything to get this thing open. Well shit I guess I'm just a retard for saying that whole banana atheist nightmare thing ;("

What is that shit in your avatar, have you come out as a full on furry finally? JESUS.

[Ganzo]

"...Now lets look at a Pomegranate

Oh shit this is really hard to open

Man I cant even use my hands or anything to get this thing open. Well shit I guess I'm just a retard for saying that whole banana atheist nightmare thing ;("

Not that i want to support idiotic rambles of some wackos about shape of bananas, but since you brought in Pomgranate: in Hebrew it is callled "God's Fruit", in Greek "Fruit of Underworld" and to muslims it's "Fruit of Paradise". Pomegranates are considered to be fruit from the Tree of Life. What makes it so special: every pomegranate holds exactly 613 seeds in it, whitch equals 613 commandments that God gave people in the Bible.
Coincidence to naysayers, another prooof to belivers.

[Darcler]

I have never had a pomgranate, but now that I know there are EXACTLY 613 seeds, I must get one and find this out for myself.
Thanks Ganzo

[Harrison]

I just thought the same thing.

[Arlos]

Pomegranates can be tasty, but are indeed a pain in the ass to eat.

-Arlos

[Gargamellow]

I am going to get one of those babies and count the seeds as well.

[Tikker]

I have never had a pomgranate, but now that I know there are EXACTLY 613 seeds, I must get one and find this out for myself.
Thanks Ganzo

I've got one in the fridge right now


there was 634 in this one

[Harrison]

[Ganzo]

I've got one in the fridge right now


there was 634 in this one

Must have been some Godless Mutant of a Pomegranate

[Arlos]

Of course, Ganzo. He's Canadian, he'd basically HAVE to get godless satan-spawn pomegranates up there.



-Arlos

[Yamori]

"...Now lets look at a Pomegranate

Oh shit this is really hard to open

Man I cant even use my hands or anything to get this thing open. Well shit I guess I'm just a retard for saying that whole banana atheist nightmare thing ;("

Not that i want to support idiotic rambles of some wackos about shape of bananas, but since you brought in Pomgranate: in Hebrew it is callled "God's Fruit", in Greek "Fruit of Underworld" and to muslims it's "Fruit of Paradise". Pomegranates are considered to be fruit from the Tree of Life. What makes it so special: every pomegranate holds exactly 613 seeds in it, whitch equals 613 commandments that God gave people in the Bible.
Coincidence to naysayers, another prooof to belivers.

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Your mom's a fag

[Lueyen]

I've got one in the fridge right now


there was 634 in this one

God added some stuff to the bible.

[Tikker]

yeah, my pomegranite was from the Director's cut of the bible