F ezboard, but mostly f ezboard hackers

[Tikker]

6 years of rants and flames gone~


was still entertaining to hit up the LoS drama section and read some of the old shit from time to time


WHERE IS FAIR OR JUSTICE?!?!

and FUCK FUNGI TUNIC are some of the better ones, as well as ozus going insane

[Lyion]

Old LOS Board get killed?

Can't say I'd personally shed a tear.

Oh, Fuck LOS.

[Captain Insano]

Hahah.... Poor LoS. I feel so bad 4 thm.

[labbats]

There has to better things on the internet than 4 year old posts about a dead game.

You're majoring in a 2000 year old dead language?! Out! Out of my office!

[Tikker]

it wasn't just the LoS board


Every EZboard out there got jabowned

something like 10k diff't communities

[labbats]

Wowch.

Yet I still feel the need to quote PCU.

You're going to wear the shirt of the band you're going to see? Don't be that guy.

[Captain Insano]

it wasn't just the LoS board


Every EZboard out there got jabowned

something like 10k diff't communities

why is this in R and F? This should get it's own internet gold forum.

Fuck ez bored and its creators.

[Lyion]

You can major in Game Boy if you know how to bullshit.

[Arlos]

You don't understand. These were drama threads the equal of, or better than, such NT classics as "ES BP For Sale," the Post-Cargalia train to Klandicar fight thread, the FUCK MEN AND FUCK IXNAY TOO thread, and the post-Dain poofing thread.

These were absolute, pure-quill, Grade-AAA comedy GOLD. And now they're gone.


FUCK EZboard. Fuck them in their goat asses.

-Arlos

[Miroh of Befallen]

Hm, what happened? I always enjoyed R&Fs....

[Jirig]

No skin off my back.

I was banned from the community by Snerp for bitching out Syane. :\

[Tikker]

well, there was more to it than that, but yeah

[Jirig]

Was there? That was all Snerp told me. Something about not assaulting active members while being inactive. Whatever, I didn't go looking for that fight. Syane was a subpar cleric... and as everyone on the Nameless knows; clerics get instant invitations to LoS. No skill required, just be able to count to three. (With the exception of Darcler and Nayana, hehe)

Syane, however, was a special case. Here was some ego-maniac who had never before played a cleric. But here was his first foot in the door: he sucked up. Big time. Second foot in the door: he played a shaman in SoS "way back when" or whatever. So naturally, he had Zedd, Nattil, Trag, and every other ex-SoSer backing his game as if he were the messiah. To be honest, it mattered little to me. Clerics were gold. You couldn't do shit without them and hey, as long as he showed up, I was content. But when he ran his mouth about every little thing, he started to get on my nerves. He considered himself to be on-par talentwise with Snerito. Which is fucking beyond me. However, I let him be until he picked me as a target to bitch about. Then I unloaded on his ass... active or not, he had it coming.

Or was it the Malaehi thing? That was the epitome of stupidity. Why they let her in was beyond me. Oh wait, no it wasn't. It was because she possessed a vagina... and she flirts. Haha, right. LoS - the elite of the Nameless, and suckers for the e-pussy. The best part of that thread, however, was when Chanteez "weighed in" with her oh, so valuable opinion.

The guild as a whole was fantastic. Never before had I seen a group of people work so well together. But many, many people had egos... myself included. When you have that many big-ass heads in a small room, people are bound to get toes stepped on. But hey, we're encroaching on LoS privacy. We should probably stop here~

[vonkaar]

The best line I ever read from the LoS boards was in the recruitment thread for Ixnay...

Ezeekial: "Fuck no."
Barnabus: "Care to expound on that veto?"
Ezeekial: "I would rather have Lyion and Goldlily chain heal my ass."

[Jimmy Durante]

I was quite fond of the Hammerkeg rants on the old NT. Never had I seen such abominable use of a dictionary.

[Tikker]

The best line I ever read from the LoS boards was in the recruitment thread for Ixnay...

Ezeekial: "Fuck no."
Barnabus: "Care to expound on that veto?"
Ezeekial: "I would rather have Lyion and Goldlily chain heal my ass."

Barnabus had that slick british wit and sarcasm. He could slice the foreskin from a gnat~

[Captain Insano]

were these glorious threads in general or just available to the members of losers of steel?

[Arlos]

Just available to LOS members. Some of them should've been made public, I think, possibly after changing some names of more well-known people, they were old enough that they didn't involve anyone still in the guild, just would change the names of anyone still associated by reference.

-Arlos

[Arlos]

Bah, can't edit. Anyway, you have to understand that for much of LOS's history, it was far far less unified than anyone on the outside realized. We'd always present a united front against outsiders cause no matter how much we hated each other, we loathed outside guilds more. But, at any given time for long strateches, a good 1/4 the guild had another 1/4 on ignore. Not to mention, some of the egos involved were so large, they should've had their own zip code. You could put up with it when it was someone like Glubgawd, who was insanely competant, just also convinced of his own godhood. Where you couldn't, was someone like Medicd, who was one of the single most incompetant players, of any class, that I have ever seen in ANY online game, yet who had an ego nearly as large as Glub's.

So, when you have egos like that crammed into a small space, several of whom had intense personal dislikes for other members, then add in the immense disdain the talented group had for the egotistical untalented types, and you have immensely comedic drama bursting out all over.

Some of the funniest was when the idiots would post something truly brainless, and then get power-owned from all sides. Like one time Surreal bitched that he was always getting aggro. Someone posted DPS numbers showing he was way below 2-3 other rogues, and someone else posted a screenshot of him nut-hugging dragons, which, of course, increased his aggro. Ozus did something similar when he posted he didn't see the point of using that wizard de-aggro spell (concussion?) that he controlled aggro just fine, yet he was almost always the first person to die...

Alas, they're now gone forever.

-Arlos

[10sun]

Ozus did something similar when he posted he didn't see the point of using that wizard de-aggro spell (concussion?) that he controlled aggro just fine, yet he was almost always the first person to die...

At your bind point, you have no aggro.

-Adam

ps. nobody told me who veto'd me, I figured that out on my own. Just for the record.

[Darcler]

Hey

[Tikker]

were these glorious threads in general or just available to the members of losers of steel?

most were in the private forum, but there were some good ones in the general


the flame wars with sssorn of bots were good (creator is harder than the AoW!)


A huge discussion about the initial creation of DKP was there (back when people were still friendly with AL, FOH, etc etc)
a lot of the current DKP systems out there are a direct result of that convo

but yeah, the real comedy gold was in the private drama section


any time you felt bad, all you had to do was go there, search for ebay, fungi, ozus, or surreal and boom, you were all better

[Arlos]

Yeah, the Ozus going insane thread was easily the equal of when Ixnay imploded on NT after Cargalia.

Oh, and Tikker, how can you leave off BRIONCA? I swear, that mangina had PMS episodes worse than any woman I've ever known.

-Arlos

[vonkaar]

Some of the funniest was when the idiots would post something truly brainless, and then get power-owned from all sides. Like one time Surreal bitched that he was always getting aggro. Someone posted DPS numbers showing he was way below 2-3 other rogues, and someone else posted a screenshot of him nut-hugging dragons, which, of course, increased his aggro. Ozus did something similar when he posted he didn't see the point of using that wizard de-aggro spell (concussion?) that he controlled aggro just fine, yet he was almost always the first person to die...

It was Tigole... posted images of Surreal at the very front of a pack of rogues... with captions and all... fucking hilarious.

[Tikker]

Yeah, the Ozus going insane thread was easily the equal of when Ixnay imploded on NT after Cargalia.

Oh, and Tikker, how can you leave off BRIONCA? I swear, that mangina had PMS episodes worse than any woman I've ever known.

-Arlos

I didn't get to know brionca very well before he ebay'd the 2nd time, so his threads were less funny to me

manalope hacking nenlaen, then blaming Shawn for it was pretty good too