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by **The Kizzy** » Thu Apr 15, 2004 12:16 pm

LOL, I hate Moon Pies

Obviously the board gods did not grant my wish, you are still posting here. /sigh

by **Langston** » Thu Apr 15, 2004 12:22 pm

Sorry to ruin your day.

Have another twinkie - the oh-so-soft yellow cake and creamy filling will soothe away all of your worries.

by **The Kizzy** » Thu Apr 15, 2004 12:32 pm

No more twinkies. I still have 20 pounds I am trying to loose. But you can have my twinkie if you want to, by the looks of your ass, youve already had quite a few.

by **Langston** » Thu Apr 15, 2004 12:40 pm

My ass is not big...

IT'S HUGE!!!!!!

Small children get caught up in the gravity from my massive ass... they just get sucked right in and assimilated into the mass.

But I don't need to be telling you this... you can relate, I know.

by **The Kizzy** » Thu Apr 15, 2004 12:43 pm

No, I cant really, mine is not that big. I am very porportianate (I spelled that wrong) I'm 6'3" and I weigh about 190 pounds. Im not that big really.

by **Langston** » Thu Apr 15, 2004 12:51 pm

Oh. Well damn.

I'm not fat either... but it was a lot more fun to act like it.

Thanks for ruining it.

by **Harrison** » Thu Apr 15, 2004 1:13 pm

Gypsiyee why h8?

by **The Kizzy** » Thu Apr 15, 2004 1:15 pm

Whatever Ug, go back to slipping your 15 year old cousin Mickeys and then having your way with her.

by **The Kizzy** » Thu Apr 15, 2004 1:15 pm

Ugzugz wrote:Oh. Well damn.

I'm not fat either... but it was a lot more fun to act like it.

Thanks for ruining it.

Prove it, post a pic

by **Harrison** » Thu Apr 15, 2004 1:16 pm

Shes using reverse flirting!

Clever clever woman.

by **Langston** » Thu Apr 15, 2004 1:16 pm

I have nothing to prove to you... why should I?

by **Harrison** » Thu Apr 15, 2004 1:17 pm

Ugzugz resisted your charm spell.
You have been slain by Ugzugz
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by **The Kizzy** » Thu Apr 15, 2004 1:20 pm

Ugzug hit on me a long time ago, wanted me to meet him whenhe was up in Ohio, to meet for some Afternoon Delight, I said no, I was married at the time and so was he, thats why he hates me.

by **Langston** » Thu Apr 15, 2004 1:26 pm

WTF?!?

ROFL! Where the fuck did that come from? I've never spent a night in Ohio in my entire life.

*slaps Silvestra* Wake up... and quit fucking stalking me in your dreams.

by **The Kizzy** » Thu Apr 15, 2004 1:48 pm

you can deny it all you want, I know the truth

by **Langston** » Thu Apr 15, 2004 1:53 pm

The only thing even RESEMBLING that is the one time you and I chatted about how you enjoyed anal sex with your husband.

Maybe you have me confused with someone that gets turned on by "big boned" amazonians.

by **The Kizzy** » Thu Apr 15, 2004 2:03 pm

EX husband. I never said I enjoyed it, It hurt, he was too thick. You keeping denying your puppy love for me all you want. I know the truth.

by **Jazendar** » Thu Apr 15, 2004 2:13 pm

Prove it, post a pic

Ugzug is skinny. Far from fat.

by **Tacks** » Thu Apr 15, 2004 2:25 pm

POST A PIC FATTY

by **Langston** » Thu Apr 15, 2004 2:47 pm

Once again for your viewing pleasure:

And Silvestra - keep dreaming. You never said anything about your husband's big dick hurting - you were cooing to me about how much you enjoyed it. But keep trying to twist it around... I wouldn't fuck you with Kaiine's dick (and his NEEDS to get laid).

by **The Kizzy** » Thu Apr 15, 2004 2:57 pm

Im not twisting anything. You are the one who cant admit you had a cyber crush on me, and when I told you I was happy in my marriage (at that time) you got all upset and went on this rampage. Its ok, Ug, Even if I wont be with you, I would have still been your friend. Simmah Down Now

by **brinstar** » Thu Apr 15, 2004 2:59 pm

hell hath no fury like a fatty shaman scorned

by **Tacks** » Thu Apr 15, 2004 3:06 pm

Aww this is sad IRL.

by **Langston** » Thu Apr 15, 2004 3:08 pm

LMAO

OK Silvestra... whatever. I don't know what kind of fantasy you're playing, but fine. Yes I want you. I want you so bad. Come rub those big greasy titties all over my face - and shake that ass - it reminds me of a bowl of cottage cheese and peaches! YUM! When you're done with that, please squeeze your monstrous bulk into a teddy and dance for me - so I can purge out everything I've eaten in the last 2 months.

Really, don't flatter yourself. You're a disgusting gargantuan and I wouldn't look at you twice on the street let alone want to hook up with you.

by **Scoota McGee** » Thu Apr 15, 2004 3:20 pm

No, Silvestra, they still haven't invented a low calorie Moon Pie.

Might be the paint fumes but that really had me laughing. +10 ownage points to Ug.

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