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Postby Susvain » Thu Sep 29, 2005 6:40 pm

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Postby Adivina » Thu Sep 29, 2005 6:40 pm

I'm suprised no one has suggested letting her use the toilet bowl for a face wash, just rubbing her face on the floor.

Better yet, just let it dry on her, its good for your skin... moisturizing ><


Oh boy.... I'm one fucked up female
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Postby Susvain » Thu Sep 29, 2005 6:43 pm

Lol funny story, but really gross

A week or so ago at my frat, we had a big party. So the next morning we are all getting up, and this one kid just got finished with this chick, and he just creamed all over her, and kicked her out, made her walk right through the crowd with it all over her face hahahahaah. God it was gross but funny
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Postby Susvain » Thu Sep 29, 2005 6:44 pm

Ok im sorry that is just disturbing
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Postby Adivina » Thu Sep 29, 2005 6:45 pm

Like I said before, I love frat boys (not in the omg I want your pee pee way). They are so fucked up and they tell me the best stories.
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Postby Susvain » Thu Sep 29, 2005 6:45 pm

She was crying when she saw all of us, hahahahahah
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Postby Adivina » Thu Sep 29, 2005 6:47 pm

I just ate a lot of skittles and now I have heartburn.


WTF? Are those two even related .... skittles and motherfucking heartburn.
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Postby Susvain » Thu Sep 29, 2005 6:49 pm

I hate candy, i got no idea :(

and most types of meat
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Postby Adivina » Thu Sep 29, 2005 6:50 pm

My tounge is all scratchy too, I think these were poison skittles!
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Postby Susvain » Thu Sep 29, 2005 6:50 pm

It was locker room zombies who poisoned them
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Postby Adivina » Thu Sep 29, 2005 6:59 pm

fuck.... I told you they were coming for me.

You jest, but I am seriously dreading closing time :(
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Postby Susvain » Thu Sep 29, 2005 7:00 pm

I feel for you, there were zombies in the basement when i was growing up
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Postby Adivina » Thu Sep 29, 2005 7:02 pm

Yeah but I am all grown up and they are still in the fucking shower! Tell them its time to go.

Really I wrap my keys around my knuckles when I look in the shower, god forbid someone is ever running late and scares me, I will probably ghetto brass knuckle them in the face :(
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Postby Susvain » Thu Sep 29, 2005 7:03 pm

Yeah punching a locker room zombie in the face, you know they are immune to pain from keys
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Postby Darcler » Thu Sep 29, 2005 8:28 pm

That's how I walk around my apartment complex at night.

Spunking in my face is all well and good, get it in my hair and we have a problem. That shit is hard to get out. Then you wash it and when it dries, it is still kinda crunchy there and you wash it again. It's annoying.
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Postby Captain Insano » Thu Sep 29, 2005 10:46 pm

Susvain wrote:Lol funny story, but really gross

A week or so ago at my frat, we had a big party. So the next morning we are all getting up, and this one kid just got finished with this chick, and he just creamed all over her, and kicked her out, made her walk right through the crowd with it all over her face hahahahaah. God it was gross but funny



"this one kid"...


Tell me that was just a clever cover and that you really perpetrated this crime?

You would be my e-hero for the day if that were the case.
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Postby Ouchyfish » Thu Sep 29, 2005 10:50 pm

This thread had me wanting to pull out a fucking gun and shoot my goddamn monitor. Please make this fucked up schoolbus conversation stop for the love of god.

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Postby KaiineTN » Fri Sep 30, 2005 2:58 am

I ran across my prom date on Myspace: http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fu ... ID=8663067

Haven't seen her since that night though, 2003.. She's looking good~ ;p

Way back when I was 16 or so.. (when certain people on this board would probably think I'm ever gayer than I seem now...) we had little house raves and such on the weekends.. this girl could hypnotize you with glowsticks..

Anyways yeah, Myspace is a good place to meet people.. It's full of normal people, unlike many other sites filled with fucked up/depressed/pyscho/ugly/social outcast types.. I've met quite a few freaks on there too.. I've also met two girls on myspace that live on the same road I live on.. which was kind of creepy..
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Postby Adivina » Fri Sep 30, 2005 6:27 am

This thread had me wanting to pull out a fucking gun and shoot my goddamn monitor. Please make this fucked up schoolbus conversation stop for the love of god.


It will begin again. I am at work for 10 hours today and as of right now, no one is in the gym. BOREDOM!
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Postby Adivina » Fri Sep 30, 2005 6:32 am

I hate how people like that girl make myspace profiles with pictures obviously intended to look overly seductive and then bitch about guys wanting to hook up with her. Well WTF you look like you are advertising that you want a man, not that you already HAVE one. My boyfriend would bug out if I put a picture of me in itty bitty shit like that up on a website notorious for hook ups and sex meetups.

On the other hand, she is very pretty Kaiine congrats on a beautiful prom date in your past.
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Postby Susvain » Fri Sep 30, 2005 12:52 pm

Howd day 1 of zombie huntin go? I love this thread

And I wish Captain, it sadly wasn't me
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Postby Adivina » Fri Sep 30, 2005 1:25 pm

No zombies last night, but I am closing again tonight so you never know.
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Postby Susvain » Fri Sep 30, 2005 1:32 pm

Omg fill me in on what happens tonight please
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Postby Jay » Sat Oct 01, 2005 12:59 pm

Steal a 20 out of her purse, call her a cab, then act like you're paying for it.
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Postby Adivina » Sat Oct 01, 2005 5:50 pm

Sheer brilliance!
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