Funny night

[Harrison]

Last night I had a bonfire and a slight party for my friend Mike who is leaving for the army in a few days.

Everything was going pretty normal, playing drinking games, watching the red sox game etc.

After the handle of captains was gone, we decided to go outside and sit around the bonfire. Still pretty normal...we do this all the time.

Shit got funny...

Someone decided we should all rip our sleeves off "For Mike"...In a drunken stupor we all managed to rip our shirts in half...the sleeves wouldn't come off...

Then someone's genius idea was to burn the shirts "for Mike". Then our shoes, then our pants...then our socks...

We were all standing around my bonfire pit in boxers and hats. I was praying to God the cops would come up my driveway so we'd have to explain wtf was going on...

Aryylas got some of this on his camera phone (video)...

Share your stories of drunken stupidity, most if not all of you have them.

[Harrison]

(the girls obviously were still clothed, I didn't have any sluts over last night unfortunately)

[Yamori]

I don't drink and find drunken shenanigans to be rather childish. :/

[The Kizzy]

Here's to Mike *raises her Diet Pepsi with Lime* I wish him luck in the military.

[Harrison]

Drunken shenanigans are cheeky and fun, making yours not really shenanigans at all.

[Diabolik]

(the girls obviously were still clothed, I didn't have any sluts over last night unfortunately)

That's some positive growth.

We all got drunk at a camping trip once and I was talking a little loud. Lourdes' friend Beth tells me that I should lower my voice because the park ranger might come over and kick us out for yelling/drinking. I stood up and loudly informed the world that "the park ranger can suck my cack." He didn't, by the way.

I also got very excited over a raccoon because I was drunk and it was the first one I'd seen outside of the zoo, and the fucking hick slack-jawed yokel rubes who practically grew up rolling around in coons and squirrels got a kick out of it.

[Spacewoman Spiff]

"It's a real raccoon! In the WILD!"

Oh goddammit, that never gets old.

*edited to point out that by "the wild", I mean the Oregon Coast. Fucking LA greaser.*

[Diabolik]

I wish I had video of your falling on your ass into the mud because you were too drunk to walk back to the tent. I'd post it.

[Spacewoman Spiff]

I would laugh at that. But that shit did hurt a lot. Y'all should have seen the massive purple bruise on my ass ><

[Captain Insano]

We made a slip n' slide out of mud down a huge hill in Okinawa during a hurricane and slid down it drunk repeatedly with 100 MPH winds.

Man we were some stupid fuckers at that age, but we had a lot of fun.

[Eziekial]

I've got quite a few to choose from and on second thought, they are better left undocumented.

[Tacks]

So Finawin and a bunch of his buddies had a sleepover and were all in their boxers?

[kaharthemad]

Last time I had a drinking party was a big Chewbacca Party down in Georgia.


Rules are simple...Everytime Chewbacca Growls you take a shot of whiskey.

[Lyion]

I've got quite a few to choose from and on second thought, they are better left undocumented.

Probably a good idea. My worst drunk memory is still the time I got sick on Almond Tequila in Ocotillo Wells. Drank two bottles with a group camping out there, after foolishly not eating anything earlier. Then I went riding in a complete haze, and I wiped out my CR 500 and passed out at the bottom of a dune laying next to it. Woke up to the worst dry heaves imaginable.

[Adivina]

I would like to state for the record Aryylas came home fully clothed, seeing as Taxx has to start with the gay jokes ><

One of my fav times at Harrison's was when we were out in woods drinking vodka around the bonfire, and it was that time of year that the coyotes were vicious fucks because of a shortage of natural prey. So we all had baseball bats and sticks because the fuckers have been known to charge the campfire. Lo and behold I had to pee (drinking vodka go figure), and of course I was the only girl there so I could not take anyone along for security, so off I wandered without a bat or flashlight. I cannot even define my paranoia as I tried to not fall over while peeing in the woods, trying to hide from the guys, and looking around for coyotes all at the same time.

The morning was totally fun though, we were walking out of the woods, still drunk and these two random newfoundland dogs came charging at us. They were the most playful cuddly dogs. We all ended up getting bowled over by these dogs and playing with them for like an hour.

None of my other drunk stories are really fun because when I drink with just girls they all pass out before me Then I have no company left to drink with.

[Adivina]

ooo I just remembered. Playing Asshole with Jordan and Amy was fun. Amy is the most evil person when you play asshole. Jordan was trying to be a dick when he was president and making everyone drink for everything.... next round he ended up as the asshole..... poor kid never got to put his cup down.

[veeneedefeesh]

ummm what is asshole?....well other than the obvious reference to the anal cavity

[Adivina]

This is the "granddaddy" of all the drinking games. All you really need is a deck of cards, an empty stomach and at least four people. There are a few ways to start the game: Either deal out one card to each player, and have the player with the lowest card become Asshole and highest become president, or a full first hand is dealt to determine everyone's rank. The ranking system which is as follows: President, Vice-President, Secretary, Asshole (of course, additional positions are added if there are more players). Whoever goes out first becomes the new President for the next game, the second person becomes the Vice-President, etc... For the following rounds, anyone who ranks higher then you can tell you to drink whenever they want to. To begin, the person to the left of the dealer (the Asshole must always deal and clear the cards) always lays the first card, and the object of the game is to get rid of all your cards first. When starting you can lay down any card or cards with the same face value. The person following you must lay down a card of equal or greater value, and they must also use the same amount of cards as you did. If you lay down a pair of 9's then they would have to lay down a pair equal or greater. If the player lays down the same card as the previous player then the next player is skipped and must drink. Also if you can't play any of your cards than you must skip and drink. Cards are cleared if everyone skips bringing the hand back to the person who last played a card or a two is played because two's automatically clear the table. The person who played the last card leads off. Play continues like this until all the cards have been played. The order for each round is determined by the order that each persons gets rid of their cards. Asshole must give the two best cards in their hand to the President. The President gives the two worst cards in their hand to the Asshole. If the President remains President for three consecutive rounds they can create special rules, such as the word "drink" cannot be used. If these rules are broken then the offender must drink.

Also, when we play certain cards are socials, reverses, etc. Just like any other game, different groups of people have their own extra rules added in.

[Darcler]

We called that Little Man. A game VERY close to that.....I think.....

[veeneedefeesh]

gopod gawd, once you have had about 6 drinks how do you keep up with the rules?

I will stick to quarters k thx

[Treehorn]

First (and last) time I ever got drunk on tequila I got about as ripped as I have ever been. We had been playing some drinking game (up the river, down the river? don't remember anything about it but the name) at the table, I got up to go "tap the seal", and upon spotting the kitchen garbage can I simply thought 'Hey, why don't I just piss in that thing'.
And because tequila completely obliterates that sober center of your brain that normally remains when you're drunk on anything that is not tequila, it seemed like a really good idea at the time. While I was standing there in the kitchen, leaning on the wall with one hand, and aiming with the other, it struck me also being pretty funny. After that, I think I just shuffled off to bed.

The next morning (afternoon, more like), while cleaning up the mess (nothing says good morning like the smell of a garbage can full of empty beer cans and bottles, and a good liter and a half of piss~), I started to have my doubts about just how clever or funny that idea had been.

[Spacewoman Spiff]

A good friend of mine got totally drunk on his 21st birthday (shocking!) and had a good time and all. We put him to bed with his girlfriend, everything was cool.

About 2 hours later, my friend has to pee. He gets out of bed, puts a hand on the wall for support, whips it out and starts pissing all over his bed. That his girlfriend is still asleep in. Luckily, Katie is a very forgiving person.

He will never live that down. Ever.

[Harrison]

My roommate mike woke up and pissed all over the coffee table in the living room...

I couldn't do anything to stop it, that was when my back was fucked up. I was stuck where I was.

[The Kizzy]

My ex husband got drunk one nite, and wet the bed. (We had a waterbed.) I never let him let it down. One night when I was almost 8 months pregnant, I woke up to wet sheets, he started laughing at me for wetting the bed, but it was my water, it broke.

[Almegest Victory]

I drank too much 151 at a party one night and my friend said I passed out in his room. Well while him and his girlfriend are having sex, he said I stood up and looked at both of them, then went to his back room, pissed on the wall and face planted on the floor back in his room. All I remember was waking up and going into the living and telling this chick to get off the couch and taking her blanket