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Postby Adivina » Thu Jun 09, 2005 8:42 am

I think that is going in my signature.....


Kizzie - I put my money on Aryylas too, never underestimate the power of a mad boyfriend.
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Postby veeneedefeesh » Thu Jun 09, 2005 9:33 am

You could be bald and painted purple and still be getting laid.

Thats kinda hot....
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Postby kaharthemad » Thu Jun 09, 2005 3:41 pm

I had a female friend of mine that swore Suave made her hair smell like cum.
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Postby araby » Sun Jun 12, 2005 6:12 pm

Jennay wrote:Yay! :balloons:

ps. my hair smells pretty all of the time :)
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Postby Rust » Sun Jun 12, 2005 9:31 pm

kaharthemad wrote:I had a female friend of mine that swore Suave made her hair smell like cum.


Well, isn't protein good for your hair? Were you making furtive trips to her bathroom or something?

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Postby Adivina » Mon Jun 13, 2005 5:23 am

"Special Shampoo" :lol:
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Postby kaharthemad » Mon Jun 13, 2005 7:53 am

AdivinaDarkfyre wrote:"Special Shampoo" :lol:


Problem with that pump is it takes a while to get out of the nozzle :)
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Postby Adivina » Mon Jun 13, 2005 7:56 am

I was reading a scientific study the other day - Average minumum male time to achieve orgasm is 2 and 1/2 minutes. Female on the other hand was 12 and 1/2 minimum.
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Postby Agrajag » Mon Jun 13, 2005 9:27 am

Women are slower? We both start at the same time. It's my job to get mine, her job to get hers. Not my fault I win every time!
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Postby Jennay » Mon Jun 13, 2005 10:36 am

:rofl:
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Postby Jennay » Mon Jun 13, 2005 10:37 am

speaking of, I've held races to see who could cum first. Sometimes I was the big winner~ But then again, did he really lose? :P
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Postby Adivina » Mon Jun 13, 2005 10:53 am

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Postby The Kizzy » Mon Jun 13, 2005 12:07 pm

How do you make a guy cum? Who cares!!
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Postby veeneedefeesh » Mon Jun 13, 2005 12:21 pm

Kizzy wrote:How do you make a guy cum? Who cares!!
Just laying there has always worked for you in the past. :wink:
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Postby Adivina » Mon Jun 13, 2005 12:34 pm

OUCH! :lol:
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Postby Agrajag » Mon Jun 13, 2005 12:38 pm

Wow, that backfired, Kizzy... :eyecrazy:
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Postby Mop » Mon Jun 13, 2005 12:44 pm

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Kizzy wrote:How do you make a guy cum? Who cares!!
Just laying there has always worked for you in the past. :wink:


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Postby veeneedefeesh » Mon Jun 13, 2005 12:48 pm

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Kizzy wrote:How do you make a guy cum? Who cares!!
Just laying there has always worked for you in the past. :wink:
It's just cuz the Kizster is just sooo segzy that is all it takes to satisfy all the mens :rofl:
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Postby Rust » Mon Jun 13, 2005 7:49 pm

veeneedefeesh wrote:
Kizzy wrote:How do you make a guy cum? Who cares!!
Just laying there has always worked for you in the past. :wink:


:flame:

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Postby The Kizzy » Mon Jun 13, 2005 8:07 pm

I acknowledge said burnage.

p.s. that was a good one
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