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Postby Tacks » Wed Jul 27, 2005 2:14 pm

Vivalicious wrote:Lots of females don't want you to put your penis in their mouths. Some prefer it in their ass.


Wouldn't that make them bigger whores?
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Postby Spacewoman Spiff » Wed Jul 27, 2005 2:17 pm

Not necessarily. If they want one in both their mouth and their ass at the same time, then an argument might be made.
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Postby Langston » Wed Jul 27, 2005 2:27 pm

Martrae's is teh win.
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Postby Spacewoman Spiff » Wed Jul 27, 2005 2:29 pm

I don't like her face, though.
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Postby Langston » Wed Jul 27, 2005 2:32 pm

Vivalicious wrote:I don't like her face, though.


she has a face?
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Postby Adivina » Wed Jul 27, 2005 4:45 pm

They stop making bras cute at a size D unless you want to pay stupid amounts of money for them. A - C are usually cute as hell with lots of variety, sometimes even getting cute C at a normal price is pushing it though.
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Postby Captain Insano » Wed Jul 27, 2005 4:47 pm

Vivalicious wrote:D cup:

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oh jesus holy fuck that armpit hair just bout made the captain hurl.
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Postby Captain Insano » Wed Jul 27, 2005 4:50 pm

Kizzy wrote:
Langston wrote:Say NO!!!!!!!!!!! to rhinestones.... even on a thong.

Unless you live in a trailer.


I've owned (and own) plenty of thongs, but never one with rhinestones. That would just be ouchy.


I don't think the idea is to wear them for very long.

They are kinda like the red matador's cape....


You wave em around a little and then a bull with a big horn charges.


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Postby Captain Insano » Wed Jul 27, 2005 4:51 pm

Vivalicious wrote:In penance, here's boobies sans pit hair.

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YUM.


I love asians girls... they always have great skin and usually zero hair except for on their head and possibly a soft landing strip.
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Postby Ciladan » Wed Jul 27, 2005 4:52 pm

Donnel wrote:Congratulations Cil, your thread got turned into a discussion of sexy undergarments.


I can't think of a scenerio where this isn't a win :cool6:
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Postby Adivina » Wed Jul 27, 2005 4:52 pm

Oh and some rhinestone thongs are very cute, its just the ones that are covered in stones that look trailer trash. The ones with little accents are cute as hell.

Bah...can't find a picture of the pair I have in mind on the Vickie's site, and I sure am not gonna take a picture of my ass in them.... will post if I find a picture in the online catalog later.
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Postby Captain Insano » Wed Jul 27, 2005 4:58 pm

Vivalicious wrote:Lots of females don't want you to put your penis in their mouths. Some prefer it in their ass.


Are you brinstar's sister? Everyone's been changing their names I can't keep track... but by the caliber of that post I would guess him and you share the same blood.

Ok titties with nice bra:

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Postby Shannan » Wed Jul 27, 2005 6:02 pm

Thats not a bra, thats a stripper bikini top. :wink:
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Postby Langston » Wed Jul 27, 2005 6:03 pm

Crielle wrote:Thats not a bra, thats a stripper bikini top. :wink:


and your point was? ;)
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Postby Shannan » Wed Jul 27, 2005 6:16 pm

That it wasnt a bra!

But she does have a nice rack so I guess its not important :)
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Postby Narrock » Wed Jul 27, 2005 6:50 pm

azn chicks are kinda :ugh: , although she does have a nice body. I prefer either caucasian or latina women.
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Postby Shannan » Wed Jul 27, 2005 7:40 pm

Here are some cute ones with rhinestones


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Postby araby » Wed Jul 27, 2005 8:07 pm

when I'm around this hippy chick it's hard not to look at her long, hairy armpits and I'm sure she finds that rude but it's like a cleavage...you just look. not* like the reaction of course.
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Postby runamonk » Wed Jul 27, 2005 8:55 pm

Vivalicious wrote:D cup:

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hahaha check out the armpit hair. LOL
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Postby 10sun » Wed Jul 27, 2005 8:58 pm

Crielle wrote:Thats not a bra, thats a stripper bikini top. :wink:


and how would you know?
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Postby Shannan » Wed Jul 27, 2005 9:07 pm

Thats top secret! :cool6:
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Postby Darcler » Wed Jul 27, 2005 9:14 pm

Ack, I think one of those was the kind I was talking about. Little dangly things at the back where it connects? Makes it feel like a bug is in my pants.

And yeah. Bras (most) support. Stripper tops cover and come off easy with a pull of a string.
Thats a stripper top.
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Postby Captain Insano » Wed Jul 27, 2005 11:41 pm

Mindia wrote:azn chicks are kinda :ugh: , although she does have a nice body. I prefer either caucasian or latina women.



rail a couple and tell me what you think then.
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Postby Narrock » Wed Jul 27, 2005 11:59 pm

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Mindia wrote:azn chicks are kinda :ugh: , although she does have a nice body. I prefer either caucasian or latina women.



rail a couple and tell me what you think then.


lol do you respect women Ralph?
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Postby veeneedefeesh » Thu Jul 28, 2005 4:03 am

Is that a rhetorical question or were you expecting an answer?
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