Zombie Hunting

[Scoota McGee]

You bunch of racist, red-necked, cowboy fascists! Have you ever stopped to consider WHY the zombies want to kill us and eat our brains? It's our own fault! Our culture is an insult to them and their 9th century ways. It's our responsibility to apologize to them and make amends. Also, I'm sure we all know the real reason we kill zombies... It's so those right-wing vultures at Halliburton can make a buck.

Wrong. Halliburton made the virus that created the Zombies because business was slow and they were on the verge of having to cancel the "Zombie Containment and Incineration Facility" program.

Curses, you've figured out our nefarious scheme! We'll be sending the Zombies to take your ass out now...

Damn I wish I had my other laptop with Photoshop.
[Space reserved for picture of a zombie with a Halliburton logo on it]

[Diekan]

Damn I wish I had my other laptop with Photoshop.

I wish had a means to host my photoshop work

[brinstar]

personally i prefer the tried-and-true method which involves a floor-length black trenchcoat and shades and a huge-ass daikatana

who needs guns when you've got style and grace

[Captain Insano]

you have about as much style as trailor trash barbie.

[brinstar]

man you're wrong about that :cool:

[kaharthemad]

Ok if your hunting zombies. lure them to you house. Have one of these mounted. This is the ultimate zombie killer.



Contractor:Raytheon Systems Company (formerly Hughes Missile Systems Company and purchased from General Dynamics Pomona Division in 1992)
Weight: 12,500 pounds (5,625 kg) - Later models: 13,600 pounds (6,120 kg)
Range: Classified
Gun Type: M-61A1 Gatling
Type of Fire: 3,000 rounds per minute - Later models: 4,500 rounds/min (starting 1988 production, Pneumatic Gun Drive)
Magazine Capacity: 989 rounds - Later models: 1,550 rounds
Caliber: 20mm
Ammunition: Armor Piercing Discarding Sabot (APDS), Depleted Uranium sub-caliber penetrator. Penetrator changed to Tungsten 1988. Block 1B will incorporate the new Enhanced Lethality Cartridge with a heavier penetrator.
Sensors: Self-contained search and track radar with integrated FLIR


at 4500 rounds a minute. that is a WHOLE lot of love for you.

[Captain Insano]

nice shades, I retract my previous comment due to well placed emoticon.

[kaharthemad]

Saw one of those cannonbs in action at a naval demonstraion. They used 50 Clay pigeons and launched them from the back of the Kidd. That cannon finished all 50 of those things in less than 2 seconds. The words "Respect the Zombie killer" come to mind.

[Athrok]

I'll just use my infinate ammo cheat.


Fucknuts! The world froze >/

[Gaazy]

damnit i was packing and moving home when ralf made his zombie posts, sigh, why are they so fun to read

[Captain Insano]

thxu... i think this thread deserves more attention... i wonder where horendus is?

[Dylan]

What do you do when you meet up with a little girl thats only good for climbing through small holes that you can't fit through? I mean, it all worked out when events happened to Claire in the past, but nowadays I don't think a little girl is safe during a zombie attack, but I digress. I'd probably go with a nice beretta with plenty of ammo and a katana in case I had to get my hands dirty, or if I got bored of picking em off from a bit of a distance, and wanted to chop off their limbs and torture them before destroying their black souls.

[The Kizzy]

You can't torture a zombie, he's already dead, he feels no pain

[Dylan]

Still, you can mess with it and not feel bad, cause its not like you're doing it to something that feels pain and isn't evil.

[Captain Insano]

Johnn has a point.. it would be kinda fun to blow off one arm and a leg, and watch it scoot around on the floor in a circle.

You could even let your kids kick it and stuff.

[Gaazy]

yeah where is greg, he would at a lot to this like ralf said

[kaharthemad]

You can't torture a zombie, he's already dead, he feels no pain

Anyone can be totured with enough rerun episodes of Leave it to Beaver and Brady Bunch. It is a known law that cant be broken anywhere

[Minrott]

Little girls that can crawl through small spaces are only useful until they slow you down. Then you cut them loose and use them as bait when you're outnumbered and don't have the concentrated firepower to defend more people than yourself.

There is no room for emotional attatchment in the ZLF.

[The Kizzy]

Still, you can mess with it and not feel bad, cause its not like you're doing it to something that feels pain and isn't evil.

Hmmm good point

[Nanumren]

The best way to kill zombies is that you need some break dancing ninjas.... Impress the zombie folk and maim!

Die Zombie!

[Dylan]

The best way to kill zombies is that you need some break dancing ninjas.... Impress the zombie folk and maim!

Die Zombie!

Have you learned nothing from Michael Jackson videos? The ninjas turn into werewolves because of the fumes from zombies then you got zombies and werevoles chasing your ass.

[The Kizzy]

I believe in the ..........POWER OF THE LORD, he keeps me from evil. Get thee BEHIND ME SATAN. Sorry, just got off the phone with Mindia.

[Ganzo]

i know zombie huntin aint no sport, but is it a LEEZure?

[vonkaar]

It is considered by many to be a sport.

[Dylan]

Now that I'm an ordained minister I will now be packing holy water on my zombie hunting trips.