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Lyion wrote:If Hillary wins Texas and Ohio, she'll win the nomination.
Tossica wrote:Seriously, there is NO WAY Sony is going to put HD-DVD out of the game.
"The aliens came from a far distant world
on a large yellow ship that blinked as it twirled.
It rounded the moon and entered our sky.
We knew they had come but we didn't know why.
Bright the next morning with noisy commotion
the ship slowly moved over the ocean.
It lowered a tube and drained the whole sea
for transport back to their galaxy.
The tube then sucked up the clouds and the air,
causing no small amount of earthling despair.
With nothing to breathe we started to die.
"Help us! Please stop!" was the public outcry.
A hatch opened up and the aliens said,
"We're sorry to learn that you soon will be dead,
but though you may find this slightly macabre,
we prefer your extinction to the loss of our job."
I'd like to share a revelation that I've had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species. I've realized that you are not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment. But you humans do not. You move to an area and you multiply and multiply until every natural resource is consumed and the only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. Do you know what it is? A virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet. You are a plague.
Gidan wrote:Yes the earth will adapt. At one point the earth was uninhabitable. No one is saying the earth will suddenly go away because of this. The concern is that the earth will change to the point the human life will not be able to live here.
Phlegm wrote:Gidan wrote:Yes the earth will adapt. At one point the earth was uninhabitable. No one is saying the earth will suddenly go away because of this. The concern is that the earth will change to the point the human life will not be able to live here.
So perhaps the tree huggers should change their "Save the Planet" slogan.
boybutter wrote:so why should the tree huggers change their speech? people are fucking up a planet and making it potentially uninhabitable by humans.... so they should ....shut up.... rrrriiiiight...
Eziekial wrote:I'm chopping down a tree in my backyard this afternoon so hold your breath.
Vivalicious wrote:Lots of females don't want you to put your penis in their mouths. Some prefer it in their ass.
Vivalicious wrote:Lots of females don't want you to put your penis in their mouths. Some prefer it in their ass.
AdivinaDarkfyre wrote:lawl.. ya we don't need trees.
Who the fuck needs oxygen anyway!
Vivalicious wrote:Lots of females don't want you to put your penis in their mouths. Some prefer it in their ass.
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