I'm going to show off my genius gift idea for a girlfriend

Harrison · Post by **Harrison** » Tue Oct 25, 2005 11:52 am

Nope, no car and no desire to pay for something I won't use.

Car coming soon, deposit on my place this week, license to follow the car...

No car, no use for a license, at all.

With my permit I can drive my friends around if they don't feel like driving. It suits my needs perfectly and fully.

Langston · Post by **Langston** » Tue Oct 25, 2005 11:54 am

Well - it's not like I really expected you to be self-sufficient in this regard. Once a free-loader, always a free-loader.

Jay · Post by **Jay** » Tue Oct 25, 2005 11:55 am

You know you're a redneck when you have your forklift operating license before you have your driver's license.

Langston · Post by **Langston** » Tue Oct 25, 2005 11:55 am

Erodalak wrote:You know you're a redneck when you have your forklift operating license before you have your driver's license.

*zing*

Harrison · Post by **Harrison** » Tue Oct 25, 2005 11:58 am

Yes, because having a license and no car to support the use of said license is a definite sign of being "self-sufficient". :rolleyes:

I've never needed a car, nor did I need the bills it would have brought about at the time.

Now that I have an apartment that is farther from my job, friends, family, etc...I do.

Before? Never...

Phlegm · Post by **Phlegm** » Tue Oct 25, 2005 12:01 pm

Harrison wrote:Yes, because having a license and no car to support the use of said license is a definite sign of being "self-sufficient".

I've never needed a car, nor did I need the bills it would have brought about at the time.

Now that I have an apartment that is farther from my job, friends, family, etc...I do.

Before? Never...

What kind of car are you getting?

Jay · Post by **Jay** » Tue Oct 25, 2005 12:02 pm

My guess is some sort of pick up truck or a Ford Mustang.

Harrison · Post by **Harrison** » Tue Oct 25, 2005 12:03 pm

I have a few options. Likely going to get a pickup truck capable of surviving a snowstorm.

I have a feeling this winter is going to be brutal for N.E.

Jay · Post by **Jay** » Tue Oct 25, 2005 12:04 pm

Damn I'm good.

Darcler · Post by **Darcler** » Tue Oct 25, 2005 12:05 pm

My friend is 23 and no license. Her sister was 25 until she got hers. Her other sister is pushing 30 and still doesnt have one. She rides DART everywhere. I think her only sister to have a license when she was "supposed" to was the one who moved out when she was 19. Only sibling to move out before they were 23.

Susvain · Post by **Susvain** » Tue Oct 25, 2005 2:01 pm

Harrison wrote:Yes, because having a license and no car to support the use of said license is a definite sign of being "self-sufficient".

I've never needed a car, nor did I need the bills it would have brought about at the time.

Now that I have an apartment that is farther from my job, friends, family, etc...I do.

Before? Never...

Wheres your new apt? PMS sir

kaharthemad · Post by **kaharthemad** » Wed Oct 26, 2005 9:41 am

Harrison wrote:She was at her parent's restaurant shortly closing the place up. .

So what? They oown a Waffle House? That gift might work then.

10sun · Post by **10sun** » Wed Oct 26, 2005 9:53 am

Wafflehouse is open 24/7. I went there at like 3am Saturday morning after ditching a blind date and going bar hopping with a friend. I remember their pecan waffles being much better =\

-Adam

Maeya · Post by **Maeya** » Wed Oct 26, 2005 9:54 am

Waffle House doesn't close!

The Kizzy · Post by **The Kizzy** » Wed Oct 26, 2005 9:55 am

In Hagerstown, MD, it's called the Waffle Ouse. The H is silent because it burned out on the sign.

10sun · Post by **10sun** » Wed Oct 26, 2005 9:55 am

I bet she is an IHOP slut though.

-Adam

Darcler · Post by **Darcler** » Wed Oct 26, 2005 10:14 am

I'm an IHOP slut. We go there once a week (group of friends, not just Gid and I alone for 'datenight')

Adivina · Post by **Adivina** » Wed Oct 26, 2005 10:18 am

So what? They oown a Waffle House? That gift might work then.

Actually they own a really upscale local restaurant. It is called *losers apparently can't know this*, and they have some damn good food (albiet expensive ><)

The Kizzy · Post by **The Kizzy** » Wed Oct 26, 2005 10:23 am

Adivina edit the name of that resturaunt out before the owners start getting anonymous phone calls telling them that there daughter is dating a loser.

Langston · Post by **Langston** » Wed Oct 26, 2005 11:30 am

The Kizzy wrote:Adivina edit the name of that resturaunt out before the owners start getting anonymous phone calls telling them that there daughter is dating a loser.

That would be doing them a favor. I'm not in the habit of doing people favors.

The Kizzy · Post by **The Kizzy** » Wed Oct 26, 2005 11:31 am

Thank you dear.

kaharthemad · Post by **kaharthemad** » Wed Oct 26, 2005 11:41 am

hmmm so what Denny's?

Spacewoman Spiff · Post by **Spacewoman Spiff** » Wed Oct 26, 2005 11:43 am

Oh my God, we don't have a Waffle House around here but if we did I would be their most loyal patron and give them lots of money for sweet golden waffles 24 hours a day.

Ouchyfish · Post by **Ouchyfish** » Wed Oct 26, 2005 12:00 pm

Waffle House=E. coli house

Spacewoman Spiff · Post by **Spacewoman Spiff** » Wed Oct 26, 2005 12:02 pm

Couldn't you say that about any establishment depending on the employees working there?