When I'm president Cindy Sheehan's TShirt better read:

[Captain Insano]

"I *heart* Ralf Macchio"


lest my Secret Service take thine holy nightsticks of the empire to that bitches face.

Is it just me or is everyone else sick and tired of this whiny bitches constant cameo's in the news and her unending fucking protesting?

In all honestly I would like to take every anti-war protester, line them up, and run them over with a big fucking tank or maybe land a C-5 galaxy on them with the landing gear up.

Let's just admit it right now: We went to war over oil and freeing the Iraqi people was a bonus. There were no WMD's and really, who gives a shit anyway. There. It's out in the open.

Bottom line here is that no matter how you fucking slice it this country and every single citizen in it is completely and totally dependant upon oil at this time. Whether you like it or not that is a fucking fact. Life as we know it would cease to exist in this country if the flow of oil from the middle east stopped. If you really think about it most people on this board would be completely pfucked if gas at the pump went up to say 10 dollars a gallon.

Therefore until further notice we should be starting wars with anyone getting in the way of our supply of black gold.

But I digress...Back to why protesters make me want to stab.

Cindy fucking Sheehan and all of her pot smoking ex-hippy communist (democrat) friends are just a bunch of attention whores who really don't know a damn thing about how the world really works. They drive their SUV's and minivans and take planes all over the place to attend their stupid, pointless, feel-good anti-war rallies and protests without a hint of irony that all the transportation they employed to get to where they're going runs on... holy shit get this: oil.

Come to think of it that selfish bitch Cindy has probably used oh about 20 times as much oil as the rest of us just getting carted around all over the place and having news vans follow her around while she preaches her fucking sob story about her son Casey getting killed.

Newsflash dumbshit: Soldiers fight wars and can die while doing it.

It's like fucking crying because you became a stripper and ended up a coked out whore.

If Cindy had such reservations about her son possibly getting killed maybe she should have guided him down another, safer career path...Like gynecology or something. I bet when he joined she was so proud and told all her little bitchy cronies that her baby boy was getting a free college edjamacatshun never giving a second thought that OMG he might actually have to do his job.

I tell you what. Just writing this has gotten me furious. You know that move Zangief does in Street Fighter II Turbo Edition where he grabs the opponent, jumps way up in the air, does like 6 360 degree turns and then suplexes the person on the fucking head doing like insane damage?

If I ever meet Cindy Sheehan I'm going to execute that move on her. That bitch is gunning for Queen Latifah's spot as most annoying female ever put on TV and I've had it.

Ok onto a news article:

PS If I were the police the only thing I would be sorry for is not using excessive force against Sheehan and the dumb beotch Lynn Woolsey who invited her to the State of the Union Address.

Police sorry for ejecting Sheehan, lawmaker's wife

Associated Press
Published February 2, 2006

WASHINGTON -- Capitol Police dropped a charge of unlawful conduct against anti-war activist Cindy Sheehan on Wednesday and offered apologies to her and a congressman's wife after they were ejected from President Bush's State of the Union address for wearing T-shirts with war messages.

Police removed Sheehan and Beverly Young, wife of Rep. C.W. "Bill" Young (R-Fla.), from the visitors gallery Tuesday night. Sheehan was charged with a misdemeanor; Young was not arrested.

The unlawful conduct charge against Sheehan was being dropped, said Deputy House Sergeant of Arms Kerri Hanley. And in a private meeting Wednesday, Capitol Police Chief Terrance Gainer apologized, Rep. Young told reporters.

"They were operating under the misguided impression that the T-shirt was not allowed," Hanley said.

Sheehan's T-shirt made reference to the number of soldiers killed in Iraq: "2,245 Dead. How many more?" Young's shirt had the message: "Support the Troops--Defending Our Freedom."

[Zanchief]

Newsflash dumbshit: Soldiers fight wars and can die while doing it.

It's like fucking crying because you became a stripper and ended up a coked out whore.

This made me laugh.

[Kramer]

pretty crazy.... and scary..... and sad.....


that is just wrong on many levels....

wonder when ol Jorge Boosh will comment on that...