Inside each person lives two wolves. One is loyal, kind, respectful, humble and open to the mystery of life. The other is greedy, jealous, hateful, afraid and blind to the wonders of life. They are in battle for your spirit. The one who wins is the one you feed.
That was in a newspaper? Rofl, I love how there is no explanation as to wtf he is talking about so the "common man" is probably like..."ok...ummm...what did I just read".
hehe yeah it was in the onion... but it's true, ginz--i sent it to a friend of mine who has absolutely no idea what WoW is and she's like "okay wtf was that? i didn't understand a single thing that guy said"