by araby » Fri Oct 03, 2008 12:37 am
My dad is the perfect example of the worst kind of customer for me. He makes stupid, unfunny comments to the server, wants her to stand around and chat and laugh at him...or his kids...all because he knows he's not gonna leave that much.
Almost every man I've waited on who is like my dad, doesn't tip well. My brothers and I have gotten it figured out now, since a few years ago even. When my dad takes us all out, he always picks up the check and we leave the tip. he's one of those people who doesn't get it...you don't leave $6 on a $50/60 check. bless his heart.
When I wait tables (and I'm kinda glad I might not have to do it anymore cause I get really anal over the dumbist shit...like straw wrappers) I don't hang around the table. I don't even tell you my name. Just about every table appreciates you being their server, not their best friend. Most people don't want you oogling over their child. Most people realize that you don't need to invest that much attention to the table, just fill the drinks and bring the food and make sure everybody is good. Do it with a smile and be quick.
but yah, every once in a while you get these three men, one of which can't stop making the stupid jokes, the other one who is apologizing for him, and the other who is quiet and serious. guess which one always picks up the check?! ha!
yah..I was crazy about stuff as a server. I had a serious issue with straws. After carrying them in my apron for the first few weeks, I noticed that some people like to extend their impatient arms out, in the direction of my business (which is always uncomfortable) and take a straw. So I stopped carrying them. Then I noticed that people threw their wrappers onto the floor. So I stopped giving them straws. When they would ask me for a straw, I would unwrap it for them, leaving the little straw hat part at the top, which is where I held it, and then hand it to them.
once a man asked me my name. when I told him my name he called me by it at least four times. do you know how on Scrubs "JD" will picture himself doing something ridiculous? I saw myself slap his face with my server book, then prancing off.
it's 2;36am and I am sorry for how long that was, seriously ha